Staple your head and ram book shelves, it's what the founding fathers would have wanted.

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  Staple your head and ram book shelves, it's what the founding fathers would have wanted.

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  "If the direction was to jump off a bridge, would you 'follow directions'"? lol

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  Steven's going to go far. I can tell.

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  I love Steven

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  "it only disturbs people if you make a scene of it...."

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  There's a Briarwood high school near where I live : o.

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  hahahaha, it looks like it says "Mrs. Teacher"...but it doesnt

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  This is EXACTLY why "Do not staple your forehead" needs to be in the rulebook,

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  Yeah, most people would think that someone stapling their head and ramming book shelves could cause a disruption...

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  "I will continue to staple my head and ram book shelves"

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  it COULD disrupt the class?!?!?!

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  Steven needs to be taken to a mental hospital.

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  THE NOOKWHIFFER HAS A FUCKING POINT. IT DOESN'T HURT ANYONE BUT HIMSELF.

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  "Could cause harm to Steven, could upset the teacher + cause a disruption in class" = Arson Murder And Jaywalking... I love TVTropes.

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  not real, briarwood is an academy in the book "cross my heart and hope to die" sad this was funny.