I would have put Goliath says: I can crush this punny shit with my nuts David says: THIS IS BETHLEHEM

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  I would have put Goliath says: I can crush this punny shit with my nuts David says: THIS IS BETHLEHEM

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  Goliaths point of view: cool! i thought dwarfs were only in world of warcraft! Davids point of view: hmmmm... this guy needs a bigger hat

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  Goliath:This is madness. David:Madness? Davis:THIS IS BETHLEHEM!!!

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  Holy Cow.

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  Goliath: "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!" David: "Do you seriously think this is @#$%ing fair?"

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  4. How long did David rule for: Over 9000! Years.

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  "THIS IS BIBLICAL!!!"

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  christianity is a myth... ~oo~ << flying spagetti monster!

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  David was a forefather of Phil Rizzuto

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  What made me lol was not the first comment "I honestly didnt know what to put" BUT the one that followed "same here"

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  Pfft, David ruled for at least 100 years.

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  Those are correct answers, the teacher shouldn't count off.

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  David: 0H $H!*

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  Goliath: ow, that really hurt, why did you do that? David: oh sorry, did that hurt? oh my, you have a nasty red lump on your forehead, let me get some ice for you

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  Who became the Israel's king after the death of Saul? How long did David rule for?

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  THIS IS SPARTA!!!!

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  Whats wrong witht the Teacher?

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  I burst out laughing when i saw this one.

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  Wow, the answer for each question appears in the next question... That's a fail exam.

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  "Why is this on school work ? What happend to secularism. Keep the fiction in LA>" I'm pretty sure the girl goes to a Catholic school.

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  it said how long did he live?i would have said"HE LIVED OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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  this thest is way to obvious... xD Question 2 and 3 xD

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  Goliath's View: Is it morally right to kill this child? David's View: Assesing this man's size and weight I believe he must be top heavy and therefore easily knocked over.

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  your a goddamn philistine (if yo have played nmh 2 and heard margrets theme then u get the reference)

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  i didnt know notch allready finished working on giants

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  Hahhahahhahaha, I love this one xD

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  Goliath said: I'm dead. Hi :) David said: I won. Oh.

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  Goliath: ENTIRE TEAM IS BABIES!!! David: BONK!

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  Man, I just ****ing love holy cow D:

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  Goliath: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US. David: (noting Goliath’s spear) YOU SPOONY BARB!

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  Not just over 40 years, over 9000 YEARS!!!!

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  DM: 'You see a huge monster of a man, towering over the field of battle' Player (David): 'I take aim with my +4 slingshot... YEAH! Critical hit!'

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  David: Oh gosh! Goliath: Lol I can crush you with my finger David: Haha I have a stone. Goliath: ?