Here I am. A little kid. And I can't stop drawing dicks to save my own life.

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  Here I am. A little kid. And I can't stop drawing dicks to save my own life.

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  Odd pair of scissors

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  this kids gunna preform visectomys when he grows up

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  Of course they're scissors, teacher! What did you think the picture was?

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  at least the little kid spelled scissors correctly hahaha I'm not sure which is worse - spelling scissors incorrectly, or drawing them to resemble a penis

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  Guess what these scissors are going to cut?

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  i couldn't touch pen to paper without drawing dicks!!!

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  Other interpretation: A banana between two apples.

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  those scissors are a bit crooked

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  #Scissoring

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  I did the same thing yesterday! We were supposed to draw scissors, and I drew a dick. I suck!! D=

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  how many times did he watch superbad

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  My captcha was "HUG ME'.

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  Scissor me, Xerxes!

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  OMG SUPERBAD

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  pmsl

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  if u tilt the screen like a watermark there is a hot dog

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  This is an old one.

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  Must be left handed scissors or something.

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  So, he use and cut his d**k because his d**k like scissor

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  i ned them now

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  Sigmund Freud would squeal in delight.

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  Ah this reminds me my friend had to go up to the chalkboard and he drew a VennDiagram, followed by an arrow below it pointing downwards at the answer... He didn't even notice he had accidentally drawn a Penis. Even the teacher was laughing. Good times. Thanks for the memories FunnyExam.com!

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  not sure if penis, or messed up scissors.

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  look it's a picture of Obama on the other side!!

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  15% of kids have this

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  lol how you gonna cut with those?

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  The teacher got up in front of the class. "This is what NOT to draw," she points at the paper she was clutching, "I asked you to draw scissors. This is NOT scissors, this is a dick! I will now teach you the difference between scissors' and penis'..." She draw a big, big penis on the board. Then next to it she drew a small onnn- Sorry, is that scissors? I though that was a small penis.

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  Well done class!. Now everyone draw a dick please.

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  is that scissors in your hand or are you just happy to see me ;) lol

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  it is a dick

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  Badadabadada!

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  why is the top comment always the catchphrase did they just copy it and hope to get lots of thumbs up

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  Lol sex under 10 years old, naked type

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  capcha: "half inch" capcha wins the internet

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  that is one massive bell end.

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  o.O

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  Hey! I used to draw scissors like that too! ;_;

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  A co takeho by si potreboval do iPadu davat? Vsetko co tam chces mat si tam das doma cez PC a na zvysok ti staci internet, pripadne iFiles, ktore fachcia cez wifi, mail atd. To je ako s telefonom. Kolko krat potrebujes nieco dostat do telefonu z nejakeho ineho zdroja ako je pc, alebo internet? Ja to nepotrebujem nikdy. A ten kto to potrebuje, tak si proste iPad nekupi. Takych vrtakov ako ste vy, je tu v diskusiach plno, ale vy len hladate chyby, ktore normalny clovek nepociti castejsie ako raz za rok! Povedzte mi 3 moznosti vyuzitia USB na ipade z ktorych aspon jednu by ste realne vyuzili niekolkokrat do tyzdna.

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  I think these are called Lorena Bobbitt scissors.

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  it makes me think of Superbad :P

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  think hard

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  My friend did this in grade 7 but called it a hammer. He got in a lot of trouble and got sent home.

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  Sure it's scissors. Hurr hurr. XD

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  Wow. Now im scared to cut.

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  Woah, look at that line in between... did someone screw up a vasectomy big time?

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  8====> scissors.

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  PENlS

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  More like a di** XD

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  look it's a picture of Obama on the other side!!

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  Dick

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  Inuendo. I think u know y

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  Is it cut?

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  but this is the best i can do teacher!

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  these are weird scissors...if you tilt your head they look like-OH MY GOD!!!

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  who's been drawn dicks

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  Is that a hot dog on the other side? Lulz.

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  Ummm...yeah...maybe he should draw the scissors open next time...

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  Scissors: the complement of vagina dentata.

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  theres a hot dog on the page behind

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  cock scissor faggot

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  Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

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  not sure if kid's bad drawing skills are to blame or PENISBROKEN

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  No, they are scissors, Billy. But you should try a different position for the scissors.

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  my dad has got some scissors

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  A co takeho by si potreboval do iPadu davat? Vsetko co tam chces mat si tam das doma cez PC a na zvysok ti staci internet, pripadne iFiles, ktore fachcia cez wifi, mail atd. To je ako s telefonom. Kolko krat potrebujes nieco dostat do telefonu z nejakeho ineho zdroja ako je pc, alebo internet? Ja to nepotrebujem nikdy. A ten kto to potrebuje, tak si proste iPad nekupi. Takych vrtakov ako ste vy, je tu v diskusiach plno, ale vy len hladate chyby, ktore normalny clovek nepociti castejsie ako raz za rok! Povedzte mi 3 moznosti vyuzitia USB na ipade z ktorych aspon jednu by ste realne vyuzili niekolkokrat do tyzdna.

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  I want those scissors

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  Well... at least we know he's Jewish

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  Superbad much?

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  Haircut? Anyone? =/

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  I went home and my mum asked me what did I do today... Oh nothing just learnt how to drawn a dick!!! :):):)

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  reminds me of superbad. haha

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  I just want to know, is superbad the first and only thing that came to mind when they saw this? whatcha drawing baby? don't let the teacher see you

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  Isn't this off of Cracked TV, episode 10?