3rd rule of thermodynamics. If all else fails, see rule 1 and 2

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  3rd rule of thermodynamics. If all else fails, see rule 1 and 2

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  [This comment has been flagged for talking about thermodynamics]

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  Fight Club reference<33333

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  ...Enzyme's sidekick

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  rule 34 of thermondynamics : what ever it is, there is thermondynamics of it.

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  I am Jack's awful attempt at humor.

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  awesome

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  I suspect teacher and student are actually the same person.

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  i should have said that in MY thermodynamics exam lol. MECHANICAL ENGINEERING FTW!!!

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  I love all the film references

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  fight club win!

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  lovin the fight club referance, this guy is brilliant

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  we did thermodynamics in class yesterday and were told the rules are as follows: you can't win the game you can't draw the game you can't get out of the game

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  Way to break rules 1 and 2. Also, the rules of the internet are a direct reference to Fight Club. Ergo, by transitive property, Mr. Thermodynamics was referencing Fight Club. GTFO MY INTERNET NEWFAG

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  I LOVE FIGHT CLUB! i love this person haha

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  fight club reference = epic, on my science exam i took in july it said something like explain why buckminister fullerene is so useful using your own knowlage, i put 'i have know knowlage on buckminister fullerene' :P, the great thing was my head master came up to me and told me that all the teachers are in contact with the exam board and they share funny answers lol

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  Rule 34 on Enzyme

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  4th Rule of Thermodynamics, I get points for this answer

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  the science of comics!

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  Rule 37: There are no thermodynamics on the internet

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  Found on Mathematics exam: Q: "Explain mathematical induction." A: "Law #1 of induction is you don't talk about induction. Law #N+1 of induction is you don't talk about law #N of induction." Got full credit, because it actually showed that student knew induction.

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  you all forget the 0th law of thermodynamics

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  Basically, hes saying: Don't talk about Thermodynamics or the Nazi Boss Snake (see previous page) will kill you!

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  3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out, thermodynamics is over.

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  it's funny...

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  Rules 1 and 2...Freakin' amazing.

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  What's the second "Nice try" for?