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This is not Math Class? What class is it?

18 feet per second? That must be super armadillo!

This is not math class? THIS IS SPARTA!

I think the teacher meant "Sonic the Hedgehog"

18 feet? PER SECOND?!

hes the micheal jordan armadillo

If you are gonna answer one question on a test, tell the bitch armadillos dont jump!

haha that's the only question he answered xD

it has a velocity "of of"... spelling fail

This is blatantly a fake :/

If the teacher doesn't know what class it is then how do you expect the student to know?

9/8 seconds.

NOT MATH? maybe science.....

i dont think you can answer that without A the amount of time the armadillo was in the air or B how high the tree was

Period...lol

Ah, sorry about the comment below, I wrote it in lines, but it took them out. I should have used commas. And by the way, basic physics. Acceleration due to gravity is the same no matter how fat your armadillo is.

Um... you have the value of gravity, you have the initial speed. You have its final speed. [Final Speed]^2 = [Initial Speed]^2 + 2 x [Acceleration: Gravity] x [Distance Traveled]. So you figure out the distance. Then: [Distance] = [Initial Speed] x [Time] + .5 x [Acceleration: Gravity] x [Time]. The only factoring involved in this problem is factoring out time at the end to solve for it. Please don't say there isn't enough information unless you know what you're talking about.

This is fake because the next 3 questions don't have answers

Uhm..That teachers handwriting is horrible..

The anser to 5 is (x+6)(x+8) :D

"Not [math] drawing class" Teacher epic fail.

this is pretty obviously fake :/ losers

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I'm not sure what the velocity of "OF" is!???

drawing class? i think you mean art, dumbass. ART.

Who the fuck uses ft/s

I think he should at least half because it is proven that they cant jump but 25 inches off the ground

They jump 6 feet into the air when scared! XD its true.

fake... but still funny

Obviously, the armadillo was black.

This is actually true.

So fake, the rest of the paper is completely blank and there are no Xswhere he got those blank ones wrong.

OH GOODNESS.

wtf... thats not factoring... that would be kinematics... and theres not even enough information to do the question... nice armadillo though

what a douchebag teacher. "this isnt drawing class" first of all its called "art" not "drawing class" dumbfuck. second, he proved the question to be false and hes good at drawing so he should totally get the mark. asshole teachers, gotta hate em.

Actually, yes they do! Texans regularly pick dead armadillo out of their truck grills because their main instinct when they see a truck barreling down the road toward them is, you guessed it, jump high in the air.

I wanna be an armadillo

isnt the answer 3.66 sec? or something like that

Yes, they do actually.

Oh really? Then solve it.

Who told you armadillos can't jump? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8gSKjXLig

why would the math teacher cross out the word math on the sheet. Does he also not know what day of the week it is.

No that's a black armadillo

Don't know the answer but i'd hazard a guess of less than 3 seconds. I don't know the math required to solve this but i do know armadillo's can't jump 18 feet so that gives me an idea of how long it would take.

I like how the teacher was going to say "not math class" but then crossed it out XD

Uhm..This teachers handwriting is horrible...

Fake, if you were smart, you wouldve wrote neater and wrote answers for everything else.

The teacher meant that the drawing is not math. Just sayin.

Why an armadillo????

hahaha!!!! maybe the maker of the exam is describing Cannonbolt of Ben Tennyson XD

NOT MATH CLASS?!?!?! DARNIT JOHNNY!!! I KEEP ohhhh wait it's okay. You're grading your own paper. ...which is mostly blank. Except for the superarmadillos...

Why would an armadillo jump, anyway? That makes no sense at all, they roll up into a ball! (Yeah, I know that's not the point.)

True... So very true

Funny no one noticed the very last question. Those aren't trinomials, they are binomials. Stupid teacher.

http://lgsquirrel.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/holidayarmadillo.jpg

nice to see Feet per Second so must be an old paper question or children are now learning in the correct way not these things called mm, cm, metre, etc . Lets get back to £ . s . d , inches, Feet, Yard, furlong, chain, link, rod, pole, perch, then there is a Ramsden's Chain which is 100ft. Then you can also measure in hans, palms, fingers and nails which are all part of the human body which were used in the 1600s.

Not math class huh... why the quadratics?

how long is a armidllo jump? and how high can they jump???? i mean that is a worthless question if there is no proper information

Fuck yeah! Super armadillo!

the teacher has bad handwriting.it should be sacked.

0 = 0.5 * (32) * t^2 + 18 * t ... unless the armadillo was on Mars.

sadly armidillo's do jump usually just when scared but thats how they die when a car goes over them then they jump lol

armadillos do jump

teacher fail

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Nice handwriting, teacher...

It only takes the armadillo 1.125 seconds to hit the ground and he reaches a maximum height of 0.56... even though he can't jump.

BY THE WAYYYY they ARE trinomials. we're doing that in math right now. stupid comment x> ha

I like the fact the teacher's comment in red pen, is in the same handwriting as the answer to the question!

what armidillo jumps 18 feet lol

Why would some one taking a maths exam know how gravity is pulling the Armadillo down?

Notice how the "teacher" writing is the same as the students? FAIL

fake

i had that same question in my math book !?!?!

No you are right. This is Patrick.

she means thats not math wat he did thats art since he drew a pic i like it and ARMADILOS DO TO JUMS THE JUMP HIGH

9 banded armadillos (as drawn) do jump, 3 banded armadillos roll into a ball

Math Drawing Class?? Oh Shit... Algebras New Opponent.

wouldn't it run out of feet after .22 seconds?

yeah, why is armadillo the example in the first place??

Is that a D or a zero?

holy failing teacher xD

It says "not math drawing class" like you draw math drawings. Just saying that because of the title ^^"

Hey, dumbass teacher...it's called Art.

Fail...you would not have a physics problem on a factoring quiz. Also the handwriting looks the same.

I didn't know mrweeble from youtube was a teacher!!

An armadillo of all creatures to pick?

What about Mighty the Armadillo? He jumps!

wow i hate people who put fake stuff on here. The handwriting of the answer and the teachers handwriting is the same plus no other questions are answered. What a dumbass

FAKE

This is a fake, you can tell because the student's hand writing is similar to the teachers.

Er, whoever said gravity pulls at 9.8 ft/sec^2? You meant meters per second squared. The jump is quite a bit less than one second.

This actually looks a lot like something I did in high school math class. I never worked on factoring though, so it's not my work.

my teacher would have given me bonus marks for this.

Sonic

Easy. X = Xo + Vot + 1/2at^2 18 feet per second = 5.48 meters per second 0 = 0 + 5.48t + 1/2(9.81)t^2 10.96t = 9.81t^2 10.96 = 9.81t t = 1.11 seconds.

But when does the armadillo stop traveling up? If it is going up it has to turn around and come down, so it would be decelerating too which effects the time. If it is going up there has to either be a height or distance until it turns around. Or if you had the weight of the armadillo you can use gravity and speed, but you would also need to account for the acceleration to the 18f/s. Maybe its a big fat armadillo or some methfreak armadillo. This question is horrible and the teacher should feel bad for it. I have no clue what the answer is, but now my head hurts.

All mammals can jump except for elephants my friend...

umm if this isnt math class then wat eles would u think i would do ?

fake. handwriting is the same, and the math class slip up is a bit of an indicator =p
This is not Math Class? What class is it?