Other's Responses
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i dont care if its fake or not i loved it
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ANAL LUBE!
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Te funniest thing is that it's still accurate.
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Where's the rest? There are 4-6 pages of this, it's fucking hilarious and it'd get a 5.0 rating.
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the rest: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/image/essay/1
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And the problems the teacher had with this were the presence of pictures and font size change?
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lol if you go to the black sheep version, pn page 7 you can see he some how got a 61% LMFAO
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:/ the teacher forgot to take off points for spelling 'The Beatles' wrong ... kid spelled Beetles.
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Mo pictures...
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HAHA, YEP, GAYEST ENDING EVER!!!!!!! LULZ
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ANAL LUBE LAWLS!
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It's not even the whole essay, real or fake.
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I love how the paper is three-hole-punched on both sides...
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No... pictures... EVEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (from Tales of Vesperia Cameo battle mystic arte, No items ever! XD)
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"Cuz the beatles did it and it waz cool" haha wtf?
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The Beatles blinded themselves and became wandering beggars?
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dumb shit its college, teachers arent going to take a lot off for swearing, its real
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this is my conclusion. THE END! haha love it!
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How many times must this person write "no pictures"? You'd think it would be gathered from the first time.
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I read the entire essay like 5 times. He got like a 61% lol.
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What Conclusion
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i love how dr. dre is on the top XD
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yay my country invented anal sex AND anal lube!!im so proud..
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mo pictures
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The Beatles blinded themselves and became beggars? What?! lol
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LOL!!!
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Dr. Dre LOL
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lol'd
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The man's a genius
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Lol, i remember reading that text and writing a similar paper in my English class..
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The funniest part is that he didn't even fail he got a 61% which is a D
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He still passed the paper lmfao!
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This site needs a real/fake voting system...
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This deserves an A+!
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lulz the teacher's problem is not that he goes off topic, doesn't care about the assignment, and gets inappropriate when he talks about anal lube, but that he USED A PICTURE FOR IT.
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Best essay ever!
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This is great, but he spelled Beatles wrong.... come on guy
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WTF? Dr. DRE LMAO
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Needs mo pictures.
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PETER ALL GROWN UP!
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The end is fucking great
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He got a D- on this. How did he not fail, you might ask? Because it's a fucking awesome report.
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They could have at least spelled the F word with a G at the end.
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OMG I am laughing so fucking hard!!!!!
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the way he trails off. "imagine your like jamming your mom.." lol.
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Rofl "This is my conclusion." xD
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"The Greeks invented anal lube. This is my conclusion." I FUCKING DIED. xD
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The greeks invented anal lube. This is my conclusion.
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that's so gay. greeks must have invented the anal lube
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well, i learned something here.
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Sad thing is, it's probably NOT fake!
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I love the blurry picture of Dr. Dre's album at the top for no reason at all.
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Dr. Dre would like to have a word with you...
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anal lube...makes sense xD
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obviously this kid know dr dre. but he can't spell to beatles?
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for the people who complain about it being fake....... stfu and get the site if you cant enjoy simple humor without wanting to be a dick about its "fakeness" and btw this isnt fake the whole thing is on albino black sheep so please do everyone with a sence of humor a favor and get the hell of this site
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I find it funny that he actually read the story XD
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he got 61% on it? LOL, amazing.
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I love the imagine you are like.. and you would have like.. Like he is telling a story to his friends or something
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"no picture" what a gay teacher
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most beautiful piece of poetry i ever read. lol anal lube lol
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This is something the kids at my school would write. I'm amazed that none of their papers have gotten here.
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NO PICTURES!!!
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He got a 61 for the overall paper what the hell? The teacher must have enjoyed it as much as we did lol
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LOL where the fuck did Dr. Dre come from?!?
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Planes trains and plantains.
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mo pictures
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rangers
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lube should be the introduction not the conclusion
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i love how the teacher even comments on f****** FONT SIZE!
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both sides have binder holes o.O I LIKE THAT PAPER!
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some of that story is totally accurate
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She's adamant about the "no pictures" rule...
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What Conclusion? The teacher is concerned with what CONCLUSION. LAWWWLL!!!
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MO PICTURES xD
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One fact I learned.... The Greeks invented anal.
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I burst out laughing at the 'Greeks invented anal.... Lube' bit...
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which is the gayest ending ever
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If you look at the full essay, it's multicolored.
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pictures is spelled wrong...
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i love it but it has to b fake, no teacher would only take off 2 points for saying "so basically fuckin his own mom which wass fuckin nasty" lol im sorry but it has to be fake if the teacher only took of 2 points for that sentance
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"This is my conclusion" epic!
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What an f'd up kid...
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Best explanation I have ever heard.
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ANAL LUBE!
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Another Peter Paper?
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thats not a -2. it's a -7
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I'd count off too... they spelled The Beatles wrong...
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For the full version, look up "Planes, Trains, and Plantains" on Google.
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lol it said no picture at the begining and end lawl
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I read the entire essay like 5 times. He got like a 61% lol.
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the greeks invented anal lube lmaooo
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'No "picturez"' What the hell?
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Planes, Trains, and Plantains by Zack P. Freeman
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My teacher allowed me to use "motherfucker" in my english essay about Oedipus
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OMG that was one EPIC student LMAO OMG cant stop laughing of genius
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oh my god that i almost pissed my pants nigga
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That's not the kind of answer you want a conclusion for. But maybe this teacher was fascinated with the REAL truth, and wanted to learn more.
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He still passed the paper lmfao!
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He misspelled 'Beatles.' FAIL.
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PETER, MAY THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER BLESS YOU
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I love how the teacher says What Conclusion while it clearly says Anal Lube
i dont care if its fake or not i loved it