Other's Responses
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lmao. the kid puts 'nigga stole my bike!' in this essay 'by the time Jesus was 3 he mastered the pogo stick (and we all know how hard that damn thing is)'.......?
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hahah omg "or when you were born, btw did you go to school with him?" lmao i love this kid
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Jesus were out of ammo LOL
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Anyone notice that "nigga stole my bike" is perfectly ok, but the fact that black people dont steal scooters is sterotyping??
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i didn't know Jesus was born in 1923, or that he had anything to do with the Civil war. man, WTF has my school been teaching me?! apparently my teachers have it all wrong.
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37%? So it's 1/3 right?
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"they thought Jesus was moding so they joined a new server" - that came out of nowhere awesome.
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Nigga stole my bike XD i laughed so hard i was in tears!
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How did he even get a 37%?
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haha I love how the teacher pointlessly took the time to add in commas and paragraph breaks, yet they said nothing about the n word? haha and only said "stereotyping?" hmmm the word i had to type into the recaptcha box was "whiteman". I'm sensing a theme here
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Absolutely right it was a waste of ink. Why should the teacher put more effort (any) into grading it than the student did writing it (none)?
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with his last breath he said "warship me" ^.^
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37? That's a pretty generous mark.
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lmao. 'the people fought for about fifty years, the war finally ended in 2020.'. hahahaha! EPIC
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Where did the 37% come from? The goodness of the teachers heart?
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i actually almost cried when it said nigga stole my bike im still laughing while im typing right now hahaha omg legendary
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sterotyping?
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The roaring 20's (ow when you were born, Btw did you go to the school with him?) Lol! The teacher underlined it and didnt understand what btw was so didn't get this person was calling him old...classic.
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Why is the teachers handwriting similar to that of a typical 8 year olds?
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this is crazy. haha lol
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i like how she couldn't spell grammatical ^_^
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Roflmao lmao ttmmlollabg
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why does the teacher not know the difference between a sentence fragment and a run-on?
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Roflmao lmao ttmmlollabg
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Haha wow the kid has no idea what life is even about
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'So they quit and joined a new server' Ultra win!
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everybody knows black people don't steal scooters
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I love how the teacher just gives up near the end with the comments...
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anyone else think this is just kids marking the exam and not actual teachers
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STEROTYPING
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shit, you got 8 classes?
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And he still got 37%. Is there any way to actually get a 0 in this class, short of wiping the paper on your assand handing it straight in?
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Lol, how the hell did this kid get 37%? For what?! There isn't a single line that's true in this essay..
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so they quit and joined a differnt server rofl
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China and Pakistan?! Nigga stole my bike?! Chased him for hours?! No one did anything?! Black people dont steal scooters?! and Jesus learned this "quickly"?! L...M...F...A...O
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No way that's 37%. I mean, in university, maybe, but... "The grade will stand as is and is well deserved." How is a 37% ever well deserved?!? How is a 37% even fricking computed? There are no failing marks that accurate on subjectively graded exams. I'd give the guy a 62. At least that's almost a pass.
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HAHAHAHAH btw did you go to school with him? hahahah. This kid has ballls!
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Wow,Jesus was even cooler then we thought.
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wow....just....wow
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teacher actually says "sterotyping"
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"When he turned three he mastered the pogo stick everyone knows how hard that damn thing is." has 2 main subject/verb pairs with no punctuation and is therefore a run-on, not a fragment.
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"He sat around for days until someone just told him he could have the government"
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I love that the teacher commented on their grammatical errors, but apparently spelled it wrong and had to re write it...lawlzz fail
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ha ha funnies thing i ever saw in my life
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Ridiculously hilarious, but i have a sneaky feeling it was faked, the teachers mistakes, handwriting and even crossing out at the end doesnt look like a teachers or adults would. Still WIN though!!!
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diculously hilarious, but i have a sneaky feeling it was faked, the teachers mistakes, handwriting and even crossing out at the end doesnt look like a teachers or adults would. Still WIN though!!!
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marty mcfly!!
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a black kid stole my bike once i got really mad.. harray for jesus.. He stopped all the black people from stealing bikes. wait weres my bike?????
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I could imagine a young jesus yelling nigga stole my bike!
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The main thing im trying to figure out is how the teacher came up with 37% for this essay???
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BTW did you go to school with him?
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Jesus is awesome
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Did anyone notice that Jesus says "Warship me"???
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Marty McFly FTW.
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Faken?
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lol "the people thought Jesus was moding so they quit and joined a new server"
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"you are taking this as a joke" "strucktural errors" "you failed at proving anything" "i need to speek with you" "F"...and he still managed 37%?
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wow the highest rated comment sucks shit idiots
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stupid
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Roflmao lmao ttmmlollabg
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How the hell did he get a 37 on this! if i were the teacher i would have given it an automatic 0 but im also not as nice. at any rate this was funny as fuck!
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I'm surprised he even got credit for this
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That doesnt look like a teachers handwriting.
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Roflmao lmao ttmmlollabg
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LOL WITHOUT BLACK PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD PEOPLE WOULD BE STEALING YOUR BIKE!!
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hahaha teacher misspelled grammatical and had to re-write while scolding the kid for them.
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No wonder he didn't take the paper seriously, I'd pissed too if i had an 8th period.
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"The people thought jesus was modding so they quit and joined a new server" Roflmfao wtf?
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lol...jesus was moding so they switched servers.
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I think this paper would have been more funny or seemed more legit if the teacher would have done a better job with correcting the paper and would have had better handwriting...otherwise I'm pretty sure the kid faked this which causes it to be less funny. I think a teacher would know how to spell "stereotyping: correctly, see that the kid spelled "worship" wrong, etc. I didn't find this one funny almost at all... :/
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i actually pissed my pants a lil reading this one
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My guess is that he/she got a 37 because the teacher laughed so hard.
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"Jesus was probably the main factor why the Civil war was fought the way it was." isn't a sentence fragment....? xD any who, HILARIOUS! XD
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so fake...this guy graded this himself
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with numerous Grammatical and structural errors...
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lmao. the kid puts 'nigga stole my bike!' in this essay 'by the time Jesus was 3 he mastered the pogo stick (and we all know how hard that damn thing is)'.......?
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This is the funnyest paper to write to a teacher. mines wold flip out. :D i love whoever writed this.
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it should be stereotyping
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Jesus was born in the 1920s (Or when you were born. Btw did you go to school with him?) xD
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Roflmao lmao ttmmlollabg
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8th Period!? who the hell could absorb 8 different classes in a day! poor kid's brain is so fried by EIGHTH period they'd think the Civil War was between China and Pakistan
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PETER STRIKES AGAIN!
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"the civil war was b/w China and Pakistan"
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i have 9 periods.
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the most shit part is when the boy wrote (or when you were born, btw did you go to school with him?) yes, the boy really did ask the teacher if he/she go to school with jesus,hahah LOL :P
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ha ha 'warship me'
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Seems like with a bit more seriousness you're able to achieve doctors degree in the US, whensoever this story gives you a third of the maximum score.
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period 8?!
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The teacher spells "grammatical" wrong!
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i loved at the teache pointing out that the F on McFly is wrong.
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LMAO he was born in the roaring 20s (btw did you go to school with him?).. this kid is great
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That's something that i would put on my fridge
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he got a 37% because N.I.G.G.E.R.S steal everything
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LOL: "or when were you born btw? did you go to school with him?"
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hahaha, i love how the only thing the teacher cares about is what BTW stands out out of that sentence: when you were born BTW did you go to school with him?)
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A man among men.
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Jesus was modding so Pakistan left his server. XD
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I like how he said they quit and joined a new server
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The Teacher Put Fml Lolz
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This student should have received an "A" for effort.Obviously he put more thought into this than most students put into their work. From a casual glance, the student appears to be far more capable than the instructor who graded this paper.
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"Once the war was over Jesus was hit by a car and with his last breath said, "warship me" and died." Pretty accurate.
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I love how Jesus only had a banana! Haha! Win! XD
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haahhah they "quit and joined a new server"
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MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE!!!
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Well, at least he Indented.
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GYAHAHAHAHA! The teacher mispelled "stereotyping!" She put "sterotyping." GYAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! As soon as I saw "Jesus" on the second paragraphed, I just ROFLMAOed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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why was the teacher such a pushover here? what a waste of red ink. A simple, "F" unacceptable would have been enough. MCB
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The teachers marks are nearly as bad as the actual essay! They misspelled stereotyping.
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the war ended in 2020... what year are we? :S I'm lost in time and space!!!
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"They thought jesus was moding so they joined a new server" i rofled so hard im still laughing this kid is an epic win
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This student should have received an "A" for effort. Obviously he put a lot more thought into this than many students put into their papers. To a casual observer, the student appears to be more capable than the instructor who graded this paper.
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Any one else notice that the civil war won't end for another 10 years?
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If i was the teacher id give this guy a 1000000000000000000000%
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Fakest of the fake. The teacher's comments are almost worse than the paper.
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this is fake, look at the handwriting. teachers' handwriting contrasts with their students'. even 'stereotyping' on the right margin is spelled wrong. LAME ASS
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Was 37% of the score based on being able to write his name?
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37? i love how the teacher wrote all over this essay, but instead of giving a 0, the teacher found a few good points to bump up the score to 37
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omg this is just.... i was ROFL, literally.
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obviously fake, the guy who typed it also wrote all over it trying to make it look like a teacher's writing, not impressed -.-
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lol the teacher didn't even see him spell "worship" wrong.
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shit, you got 8 classes?
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haha they thought he was modding
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the teacher doesn't seem too bright either. he/she marked so many things wrong-- "frag" for run-ons, etc.
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LOL Show me what you wrote for the new topic.
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"All Jesus had was a banana, and 15 seconds later, developed an atom bomb, and dropped it on Pakistan and killed a lot of people." Haha, awesome
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This is stupid, obviously this is fake. No teacher would have such sloppy writing. The person who wrote this wouldn't have had the balls to turn this in.
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it's "mahalo." Duh! http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/Battleship
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"Not only was Jesus super cool" Lmfao
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I like how the teacher obviously messed up the word "grammatical."
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The reason why the teacher put "stereotyping?" when the kid wrote "black people don't steal scooters" is because he expressed that as a representative view for all black people. On the other hand when the kid wrote "**** stole my bike" he was simply alluding to the fact that a black guy stole his bike. He wasn't implying that all black people steal bikes. For example if I say "a white guy stole my car", does that mean all white people steal cars? No, it doesn't.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0t_k2kFHcc
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That teacher is a frag whore.
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"That's like 5 billion miles" for reference, the distance from the Earth to former planet Pluto is only 3 billion miles.
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why is noone pointing out that that teacher marked 3 perfectly grammatical sentences (maybe missing a comma, but complete sentences) as frag(ments)?
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37% seems pretty arbitrary here...
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EPIC WIN!
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nigga fuck shit bitch
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I like how when the teacher was writing her comments, she spelt "grammatical" wrong.
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stereotyping?
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I bet even the teacher thought it was kinda funny :D
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the awkward moment when the teacher spells grammatical wrong and has to re-write it..
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thats how you essay jesus
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Roflmao lmao ttmmlollabg
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Nigga Stole my Bike! YTMND references FTW. Also, Jesus is more awesome than I thought.
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Teacher: "frag" What?
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lmfao nigga stole my bike lmfaooo
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worst teacher ever
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NIGGA STOLE MY LOL.
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lol when the teacher wrote that he had grammatical errors she scratched it out...haha----newhooo
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that teacher is a retard. the civil war wasn't started cuz of slaves. it was started cuz of the confederacy ceding from the union
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They thought Jesus was moding so they quit and joined a new server! XD Priceless, look out chemistry teachers! I'm gonna copy him!
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Fake.
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I love how it's like the teacher's sanity deteriorates along the way. xD
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Teacher said: "you failed" I say: EPIC WIN
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"Warship me!" Anyone else picture Jesus as a warship now?
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you gotta wonder, what the hell was he smoking when he wrote this paper?
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lulz he got a 37% so what part was right?
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Jesus? moding...?
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lol "btw did u go to school w/ him?" hahahaha
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Roflmao lmao ttmmlollabg
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"8th Period!? who the hell could absorb 8 different classes in a day! poor kid's brain is so fried by EIGHTH period they'd think the Civil War was between China and Pakistan" 1,3,5,7 one day 2,4,6,8 the next
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I liek how the teacher spelled grammatical wrong. Irony win?
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The person who said 'i didn't know Jesus was born in 1923, or that he had anything to do with the Civil war. man, WTF has my school been teaching me?! apparently my teachers have it all wrong.' Damn , Im serious dont talk to me like do you have mental issues ? Your fuckiing retarded as balls -_-.
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I love how she didnt correct the "nigga stole my bike" line. lol
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as you can clearly see he has faken this essay
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Love it :) x
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'along with numerous grammatical issues' what i like is that the teacher cant even spell either
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The History Channel lied to me...
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So Jesus died in 2020... as did the practically obsolete Civil War of the future/past that is completely non-fiction
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"As one can tell you seemed to have taken this as a joke." NO SHIT, SHERLOCK.
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I love that he had a typo and had to erase the word "Grammatical" in "grammatical error".
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This seems extremely fake. I understand that not all teachers have the best handwriting but even the comment at the bottoms seems adolescent.
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"warship me! " haha
lmao. the kid puts 'nigga stole my bike!' in this essay 'by the time Jesus was 3 he mastered the pogo stick (and we all know how hard that damn thing is)'.......?