Other's Responses
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Lol; 2nd line :"not again ..."
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Tupac was a boat. Damn, History has lied to us guys
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Wheres pinto?!?!?!
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Ha, the teacher says stop doing this, then shows intrigue
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Anyone notice that Pinto is not part of the "Three trusty crewmates"? Pinto just walks into the essay out of nowhere. I bet this sneaky bastard was the Mexicans who lobotomized Santa Maria. Dirty spic.
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Peter is officially my hero. I showed this to my teacher, and he loves Peter too. haha.
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"So What Happened To Pinto" ROTFLOL EPIC!
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LMFAO PETER, YOU ARE MY HERO.
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god damnit peter, how are you still in school after writing so many of these god damn papers XD
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Why Doesnt He Make Movies?!?! Haha
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Has anyone else noticed that there are plenty of papers on this site written in the same tone by someone named peter? i think it might all be the same guy, i want to shake his hand and give him money.
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Lmao... someone seems to be obsessed with Planet of the Apes
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...isn't that the plot to Planet of the Apes? xDDD And here I thought this kid was a genius, but he's just stealing other people's material!
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The teacher's hadnwriting looks fine too me. It's a lot beter than my chem.'s, which is barely legible. I wish I could meet this Peter dude. xD
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"He, and his three trusty crew mates, Maria, Santa Maria, and Tupac" Lol freaking priceless I burst out laughing but its like 3 in the morning so my Dad runs in and unplugs my computer. xD
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Hahaha Maria Santa Maria and Tupac.. and teacher goes WHAT?
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you should really publish these i wanna read more of these... i kno there r more
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lmfao priceless. Santa Maria was one of Columbus's boats, too. Just for the record. >>
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this kid is the most funny and creative kid ever
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What happened to the first Maria?!
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this is like the 5th paper by "peter"
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...To those of you who say fake because of the background behind the teacher comments, I say: Look at the typed words. The color behind them is off as well, meaning that the funny color behind the teacher comments means absolutely nothing.
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Peter stop doing this >.<
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We are fucked!
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Peter for president!!!
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"So what happened to Pinto?" This peice of shit even bemused the poor teacher.
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PETER YOU ARE AWESOME THANK YOU!
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The worst part is that the kid's a decent writer... for fiction that is...
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this story is so cool, it should be made into a movie.
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Funny Mr. Peter Gutierrez. lol
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What makes it even worse is that they are looking for Pinto..... wich means "dick" in portuguese....
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Pinto is Tupac come back from the dead! It's true I say!
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hahaha this these essays seriously make my day
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I love how they've just underlined 'intelligent apes'. No comment necessary. XD
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haha its planet of the apes
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"Mr. Gutierez"? tagalog na pangalan yun ah! ------------- "Mr. Gutierez"? that's a tagalog name!
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Wait - we had Maria, Santa Maria, and Tupac. Tupac dies. Then suddenly there's Pinto and Santa Maria and then Maria is back, but Pinto is gone.
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What's really messed up is that the last ship was La Pinta, not Pinto.
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Peter Rules!
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Actually ya i think this is funny and that he actually handed this in but the teacher comments are photoshopped and i know this because i accidentally looked at it from a certain angle and there r these wierd boxes around the teachers comments.
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"What happened to Pinto" LOLZ!
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hahaha, the teachers mexican (mr. gutierrez) and "peter" rips on the mexicans. too funny, this kid wins
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"so what happened to pinto?" looooool... Did anyone else see it says "not again" haha this kid is a joker :)
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He's not obsessed with Planet of the Apes, have you seen any of his other ones? No PotA, and some DragonBallZ in one of the others. Peter is awesome. It doesn't matter if they're faked, they're still awesome.
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If you zoom in on the comments, you can see they were edited in,
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is this the same guy that wrote the walt whittman biography?
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hilarious!!! What happens to pinto and the teacher acually likes it too co she wants to no
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"This paper, as well as several others submitted by the student "Peter" appear to be faked. The background color of the teachers comments is off." - JPEG Artifacts
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God,Tupac's seen it all,really,hasn't he?
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Do you guys not realize the teacher wants to hear more!!!!
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Peter,not again..
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Not again...
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TUPAC LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!
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peter again
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I would really like to meet this Peter
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This person is probably the one who is writing out family guy scripts as we speak.
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peter..
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Ok, this guy keeps changing teacher names, but all the teachers have the same handwriting...HIS! That's why they are all typed. These are so faked!!
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The teachers name was Mr. Gutierrez. Clearly he was thinking to himself "How do I reach these kids"
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This is a day after my 6th birthday. o:
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What the fuck did I just read?
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WHY IS THERE A RADIO IN THE ESSAY?
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it's not "Pinto", it's "Pinta"
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So we owe Colombus not only the discovery of America, but RAP also!! "Maria, Santa Maria and Tupac" were onboard rapping through the whole journey....lol
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what about the aliens?????
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...on the beach was the statue of liberty. voila!
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of course the black guy dies first.
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but what happend to the tacos
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This is my favorite one on this website. Haha.
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There was no Pinto described in the three trustworthy crewmate!!!
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Haha! Just like Planet of the apes. But better!
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"So what happened to Pinto?" XD XD XD
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someone watched planet of the apes too much last night
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Peter, please stop doing this...
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This guy is up there with T.S. Eliot and Shakespeare... you watch, we'll be analysing his texts half a century later...
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lol peter nguyen!!!
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where f*ck did Pinto come from?
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Sources: Wikipedia
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Even worst in Brazil, "Pinto" is a slang for "penis"... that made the whole text even funnier
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Peter: at it again. First Walt Whitman... haha
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They should make a movie out of this. XD
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Ah man. I wish my teacher was like Mr Gutierrez. Peter is awesome. What ever happened to Walt Whitman?
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hahahaha this kid peter is so funny
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THE MEXICAN'S LOBOTOMIZED SANTA MARIA!!
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"what happened to pinto?" mr. gutierrez is awesome
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E eu??????
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Peter, please keep on doing this XD
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Im genuinly intrigued about Pinto
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WHEN THE FIERCE STORM CRASH LANDED THIER SHIP ON A STRANGE ISLAND HE SHOULD SAID THERE HE MET With Gilligan The Skipper too,The millionaire and his wife,The movie star The professor and Mary Ann, HERE ON GILLIGAN ISLES
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OMG I could not stop laughing through this whole story!!! this guy rules!! And the "Peter, please stop doing this" just killed me BAHAHAHA
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Very creative
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And this is a kid with a future at the movie industry.
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First the expanding equation and now this! Peter, you genius.
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LMAO!! "Wheres Pinto?" That got me in tears at 2 am
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PETER I LOVE YOU DUDE i am a huge tupac fan its hilarious youve used him in two essays already DAMN youve inspired me imma do this on a final for my hella cool lit.block teacher
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It's Pinta,not Pinto,pinto is portuguese for penis (wheres pinto? xD)
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Did You Know: pinto means door in Filipino!
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Peter the comedian strikes again!
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I LOVE PETER
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Wow i need to meet that "peter" guy xD
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Peter strikes again!!! Mwahaha. lol
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Only question the teacher had, The ONLY question : What happened to the Pinto?
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is that just me or the pen stuff are poorly p-shopped in?! look around the 'peter please stop doing this"
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this is soo fake, but still hilarious peter was in US history with the same teacher, but now he's in world history.
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God bless you Peter, whoever you are. xD
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"So what happened to Pinto?"LOLWHUUUT?the teacher was interested after all.XD
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"Peter, please stop doing this"....obviously Peter does this A LOT :)
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the first time was about a black guy who killed hitler: http://funnyexam.com/answers/1648-lol-the-teacher-comment-o
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ohh not again wait tupac?! *checks date* 1999?! oy vey.....oh peter
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This was a movie it was the old planet of the apes
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All the teacher cares about it the Pinto LMAO
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lol i wonder if the teacher laughed. or if peter laughed. but the teacher eventually got into it: "what happened to pinto?" rofl
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This Peter kid is officially my hero.
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if you turn down your brightness, you can see that this is fake.. the red writings arent hand written on this exact paper.. I cant believe you guys dont see it.. look closer
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I almost thought it said "three crusty crewmates"
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Santa Marina :')
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the statue of liberty is a present from france.
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Where did Pinto come from? And where did he go lol? Haha I love the teacher's comments.
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So what happened to Pinto? LOL
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sounds like Peter Griffin if you ask me :)
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I knew a substitute teacher (personally, not through school) HIS writing was chicken scratch that even he couldn't read. So you can't really judge things by the way the writing looks :p
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Tupac. What?!? Titty sprinkles.
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I love how the teacher is so obviously intruiged by the end: "So what happened to Pinto?" xD
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peter, please stop doing this....roflmfao
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Lol, Peter has the best imagination ever with his random mexicans, Tupac, Pinto and the apes. You can just see the teacher surprised by the events...
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hhorse riding monkeys hahahahaha lawl
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Santa maria was caught in the nets of the horse riding monkeys, and taken away screaming
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There was a Peter Nguyen at my school... he definitely wasn't behind these though.
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So THAT'S how they came up with Planet of the Apes!
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i want to meet peter!!!
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whenever i try to read this aoud i cant talk because i keep laughing. lmfao
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Peter again? How has he not been expelled already?
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It was La Pinta, not Pinto. "La Niña, la Pinta, y la Santa Maria." See--no Pinto!!
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The teacher brings up a good question, although you shouldn't really be asking questions about an essay based off of Planet of the Apes.
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LOL okay. umm it's obvious this was edited on paint.
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oh god.. this is just so messed-up in every way xD
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He kills off Tupac in every essay he writes! :D
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lol the crewmates were maria,santa maria and tupac, but when tupac died and they arrived to shore some dude named pinto showed up lol
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I lold very very hard. -Peter, please stop doing this. -Not again... -What? -Intelligent apes -Mexicans!!! -And, obviously, Pinto
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obviously tupac was reincarnated into a boat.lol :D
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god fucking "Tupac" makes everything funnny
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I want to meet this guy! Loved the fact that Tupac died 10 minutes after being on shore. ROFLMFAO
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This teacher is an ass who thinks apes cannot be intelligent.
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it must be fake - there is no shadow -.-
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Where's Pinto? He got deported last week.
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Those Mexicans. lol
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The teacher forgot the part when Colombus was taken... MONKAH CITAH!
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Peter is at it agian.....
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I Saw This Paper And The Writers Last Name Was Griffin
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WHAT ABOUT PINTO LAD?!?!?!?!
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oh this peter kid has got me crying at 2.30 am
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All people deserve good life and loan or secured loan can make it better. Because people's freedom depends on money.
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But who was phone?!
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Anyone else like how the kids name is blanked out but the teatcher writes Peter, please stop doing this? XD
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"not again" lol!!! auhahuahuauhahuauh
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What hapenned to pinto? "Ohhhh, he stayed behind to have ravage anal daex with the monkeys..."
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ITS FAKED!!!!!!! while staring at the red writing move your head closer and then up and down... Theres boxes around the red writing!
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so what happened to pinto? - LOL
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lol stop doing this XD
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My hats off to peter, a satirical legend who settled for a McDonalds application so we may laugh once again.
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the ships become the crews... Tupac is a ship? haha
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so Peter, what did you get on this paper?;]
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What did happen to Pinto? >_>
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Yeah that's so hilarious. Cause Tupac would've slapped you shitless for saying that.
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what a great fantasy!
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lol! stop doing this peter? does that mean this guy has this amazing of papers other times. LOL! go peter!
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Tupacs not really dead though...
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Somehow the 'teacher's' handwriting looks like she's 16.
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if you look at where it says "Peter please stop doing this" its different colored than the page. Peter didnt do this.
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He should at least get points for creativity.
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The Rise of the Planet of the Apes is the current advertisement posted. Oh the irony!!!
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This paper, as well as several others submitted by the student "Peter" appear to be faked. The background color of the teachers comments is off.
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PETER STRIKES AGAIN
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Peter!
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Peter again
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LMFAO ! Peter is my fukcin` idol !!!!111!!!1!1!11
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hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha, this guy is very creative, he should write stories and lol the teacher at the end can't help but be interested
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Well Played pinto !, well played !!
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Actually, I like this story better.
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Pinto means cock in Portuguese! I guess he knew that
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funny, but the teacher comments are photoshopped
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pinto was probably another character written on the essay he wrote before this one. since the teacher wrote "not again".
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Faked
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Pinto was reproducing with apes making the mexicans XD (on a side note: The teacher accually got interested and asked about pinto XD)
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Pinto returns in part two
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damn that kids got an imagination :D
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Aww..if only all teachers could be like this
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"So what happened to Pino" yea, exactly what I was thinking
Lol; 2nd line :"not again ..."