Lol; 2nd line :"not again ..."

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  Lol; 2nd line :"not again ..."

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  Tupac was a boat. Damn, History has lied to us guys

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  Ha, the teacher says stop doing this, then shows intrigue

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  Wheres pinto?!?!?!

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  Anyone notice that Pinto is not part of the "Three trusty crewmates"? Pinto just walks into the essay out of nowhere. I bet this sneaky bastard was the Mexicans who lobotomized Santa Maria. Dirty spic.

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  Peter is officially my hero. I showed this to my teacher, and he loves Peter too. haha.

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  Why Doesnt He Make Movies?!?! Haha

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  "So What Happened To Pinto" ROTFLOL EPIC!

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  LMFAO PETER, YOU ARE MY HERO.

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  Has anyone else noticed that there are plenty of papers on this site written in the same tone by someone named peter? i think it might all be the same guy, i want to shake his hand and give him money.

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  god damnit peter, how are you still in school after writing so many of these god damn papers XD

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  you should really publish these i wanna read more of these... i kno there r more

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  lmfao priceless. Santa Maria was one of Columbus's boats, too. Just for the record. >>

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  ...isn't that the plot to Planet of the Apes? xDDD And here I thought this kid was a genius, but he's just stealing other people's material!

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  I love how they've just underlined 'intelligent apes'. No comment necessary. XD

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  Lmao... someone seems to be obsessed with Planet of the Apes

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  this story is so cool, it should be made into a movie.

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  What makes it even worse is that they are looking for Pinto..... wich means "dick" in portuguese....

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  This person is probably the one who is writing out family guy scripts as we speak.

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  "He, and his three trusty crew mates, Maria, Santa Maria, and Tupac" Lol freaking priceless I burst out laughing but its like 3 in the morning so my Dad runs in and unplugs my computer. xD

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  is this the same guy that wrote the walt whittman biography?

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  this kid is the most funny and creative kid ever

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  Did You Know: pinto means door in Filipino!

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  Haha! Just like Planet of the apes. But better!

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  The teachers name was Mr. Gutierrez. Clearly he was thinking to himself "How do I reach these kids"

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  This guy is up there with T.S. Eliot and Shakespeare... you watch, we'll be analysing his texts half a century later...

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  Even worst in Brazil, "Pinto" is a slang for "penis"... that made the whole text even funnier

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  Not again...

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  is that just me or the pen stuff are poorly p-shopped in?! look around the 'peter please stop doing this"

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  Pinto is Tupac come back from the dead! It's true I say!

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  The teacher brings up a good question, although you shouldn't really be asking questions about an essay based off of Planet of the Apes.

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  The teacher's hadnwriting looks fine too me. It's a lot beter than my chem.'s, which is barely legible. I wish I could meet this Peter dude. xD

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  Ah man. I wish my teacher was like Mr Gutierrez. Peter is awesome. What ever happened to Walt Whitman?

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  Actually ya i think this is funny and that he actually handed this in but the teacher comments are photoshopped and i know this because i accidentally looked at it from a certain angle and there r these wierd boxes around the teachers comments.

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  OMG I could not stop laughing through this whole story!!! this guy rules!! And the "Peter, please stop doing this" just killed me BAHAHAHA

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  "So what happened to Pinto?" This peice of shit even bemused the poor teacher.

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  hahaha this these essays seriously make my day

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  This Peter kid is officially my hero.

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  We are fucked!

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  What happened to the first Maria?!

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  Ok, this guy keeps changing teacher names, but all the teachers have the same handwriting...HIS! That's why they are all typed. These are so faked!!

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  "Peter, please stop doing this"....obviously Peter does this A LOT :)

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  If you zoom in on the comments, you can see they were edited in,

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  ...To those of you who say fake because of the background behind the teacher comments, I say: Look at the typed words. The color behind them is off as well, meaning that the funny color behind the teacher comments means absolutely nothing.

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  if you turn down your brightness, you can see that this is fake.. the red writings arent hand written on this exact paper.. I cant believe you guys dont see it.. look closer

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  lol the crewmates were maria,santa maria and tupac, but when tupac died and they arrived to shore some dude named pinto showed up lol

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  ][_ (o) ][_!

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  Peter for president!!!

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  lol i wonder if the teacher laughed. or if peter laughed. but the teacher eventually got into it: "what happened to pinto?" rofl

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  "Mr. Gutierez"? tagalog na pangalan yun ah! ------------- "Mr. Gutierez"? that's a tagalog name!

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  There was no Pinto described in the three trustworthy crewmate!!!

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  "so what happened to pinto?" looooool... Did anyone else see it says "not again" haha this kid is a joker :)

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  This is my favorite one on this website. Haha.

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  PETER YOU ARE AWESOME THANK YOU!

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  "This paper, as well as several others submitted by the student "Peter" appear to be faked. The background color of the teachers comments is off." - JPEG Artifacts

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  Peter, please stop doing this...

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  this is soo fake, but still hilarious peter was in US history with the same teacher, but now he's in world history.

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  hahaha, the teachers mexican (mr. gutierrez) and "peter" rips on the mexicans. too funny, this kid wins

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  peter again

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  But who was phone?!

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  Peter Rules!

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  it's not "Pinto", it's "Pinta"

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  All people deserve good life and loan or secured loan can make it better. Because people's freedom depends on money.

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  peter..

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  hilarious!!! What happens to pinto and the teacher acually likes it too co she wants to no

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  Peter again? How has he not been expelled already?

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  The worst part is that the kid's a decent writer... for fiction that is...

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  Peter,not again..

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  "What happened to Pinto" LOLZ!

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  Hahaha Maria Santa Maria and Tupac.. and teacher goes WHAT?

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  ...on the beach was the statue of liberty. voila!

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  I would really like to meet this Peter

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  Peter strikes again!!! Mwahaha. lol

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  This is a day after my 6th birthday. o:

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  someone watched planet of the apes too much last night

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  Tupac. What?!? Titty sprinkles.

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  He's not obsessed with Planet of the Apes, have you seen any of his other ones? No PotA, and some DragonBallZ in one of the others. Peter is awesome. It doesn't matter if they're faked, they're still awesome.

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  WHEN THE FIERCE STORM CRASH LANDED THIER SHIP ON A STRANGE ISLAND HE SHOULD SAID THERE HE MET With Gilligan The Skipper too,The millionaire and his wife,The movie star The professor and Mary Ann, HERE ON GILLIGAN ISLES

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  if you look at where it says "Peter please stop doing this" its different colored than the page. Peter didnt do this.

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  They should make a movie out of this. XD

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  Peter, please keep on doing this XD

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  First the expanding equation and now this! Peter, you genius.

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  what about the aliens?????

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  TUPAC LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!

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  "So what happened to Pinto?"LOLWHUUUT?the teacher was interested after all.XD

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  Wait - we had Maria, Santa Maria, and Tupac. Tupac dies. Then suddenly there's Pinto and Santa Maria and then Maria is back, but Pinto is gone.

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  "So what happened to Pinto?" XD XD XD

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  God,Tupac's seen it all,really,hasn't he?

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  haha its planet of the apes

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  Im genuinly intrigued about Pinto

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  so Peter, what did you get on this paper?;]

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  ohh not again wait tupac?! *checks date* 1999?! oy vey.....oh peter

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  I almost thought it said "three crusty crewmates"

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  the first time was about a black guy who killed hitler: http://funnyexam.com/answers/1648-lol-the-teacher-comment-o

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  but what happend to the tacos

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  "what happened to pinto?" mr. gutierrez is awesome

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  Peter stop doing this >.<

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  I want to meet this guy! Loved the fact that Tupac died 10 minutes after being on shore. ROFLMFAO

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  I LOVE PETER

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  There was a Peter Nguyen at my school... he definitely wasn't behind these though.

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  This was a movie it was the old planet of the apes

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  Peter: at it again. First Walt Whitman... haha

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  lol peter nguyen!!!

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  He kills off Tupac in every essay he writes! :D

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  Santa Marina :')

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  So THAT'S how they came up with Planet of the Apes!

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  What the fuck did I just read?

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  peter, please stop doing this....roflmfao

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  So what happened to Pinto? LOL

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  WHY IS THERE A RADIO IN THE ESSAY?

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  It was La Pinta, not Pinto. "La Niña, la Pinta, y la Santa Maria." See--no Pinto!!

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  where f*ck did Pinto come from?

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  My hats off to peter, a satirical legend who settled for a McDonalds application so we may laugh once again.

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  I Saw This Paper And The Writers Last Name Was Griffin

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  I love how the teacher is so obviously intruiged by the end: "So what happened to Pinto?" xD

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  this is like the 5th paper by "peter"

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  hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha, this guy is very creative, he should write stories and lol the teacher at the end can't help but be interested

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  God bless you Peter, whoever you are. xD

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  Sources: Wikipedia

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  Wow i need to meet that "peter" guy xD

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  Santa maria was caught in the nets of the horse riding monkeys, and taken away screaming

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  Only question the teacher had, The ONLY question : What happened to the Pinto?

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  What's really messed up is that the last ship was La Pinta, not Pinto.

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  WHAT ABOUT PINTO LAD?!?!?!?!

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  hhorse riding monkeys hahahahaha lawl

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  I knew a substitute teacher (personally, not through school) HIS writing was chicken scratch that even he couldn't read. So you can't really judge things by the way the writing looks :p

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  "not again" lol!!! auhahuahuauhahuauh

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  THE MEXICAN'S LOBOTOMIZED SANTA MARIA!!

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  PETER STRIKES AGAIN

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  LOL okay. umm it's obvious this was edited on paint.

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  Peter the comedian strikes again!

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  This teacher is an ass who thinks apes cannot be intelligent.

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  Aww..if only all teachers could be like this

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  Yeah that's so hilarious. Cause Tupac would've slapped you shitless for saying that.

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  ITS FAKED!!!!!!! while staring at the red writing move your head closer and then up and down... Theres boxes around the red writing!

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  whenever i try to read this aoud i cant talk because i keep laughing. lmfao

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  lol! stop doing this peter? does that mean this guy has this amazing of papers other times. LOL! go peter!

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  oh god.. this is just so messed-up in every way xD

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  So we owe Colombus not only the discovery of America, but RAP also!! "Maria, Santa Maria and Tupac" were onboard rapping through the whole journey....lol

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  Peter is at it agian.....

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  the statue of liberty is a present from france.

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  The teacher forgot the part when Colombus was taken... MONKAH CITAH!

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  It's Pinta,not Pinto,pinto is portuguese for penis (wheres pinto? xD)

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  Do you guys not realize the teacher wants to hear more!!!!

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  Funny Mr. Peter Gutierrez. lol

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  hahahaha this kid peter is so funny

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  What hapenned to pinto? "Ohhhh, he stayed behind to have ravage anal daex with the monkeys..."

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  sounds like Peter Griffin if you ask me :)

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  it must be fake - there is no shadow -.-

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  He should at least get points for creativity.

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  Those Mexicans. lol

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  Where did Pinto come from? And where did he go lol? Haha I love the teacher's comments.

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  Where's Pinto? He got deported last week.

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  the ships become the crews... Tupac is a ship? haha

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  of course the black guy dies first.

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  E eu??????

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  Very creative

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  All the teacher cares about it the Pinto LMAO

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  lol stop doing this XD

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  Peter again

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  I lold very very hard. -Peter, please stop doing this. -Not again... -What? -Intelligent apes -Mexicans!!! -And, obviously, Pinto

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  This paper, as well as several others submitted by the student "Peter" appear to be faked. The background color of the teachers comments is off.

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  what a great fantasy!

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  Lol, Peter has the best imagination ever with his random mexicans, Tupac, Pinto and the apes. You can just see the teacher surprised by the events...

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  obviously tupac was reincarnated into a boat.lol :D

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  ][_ (o) ][_!

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  PETER I LOVE YOU DUDE i am a huge tupac fan its hilarious youve used him in two essays already DAMN youve inspired me imma do this on a final for my hella cool lit.block teacher

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  Anyone else like how the kids name is blanked out but the teatcher writes Peter, please stop doing this? XD

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  Well Played pinto !, well played !!

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  Actually, I like this story better.

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  god fucking "Tupac" makes everything funnny

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  Faked

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  i want to meet peter!!!

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  LMAO!! "Wheres Pinto?" That got me in tears at 2 am

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  What did happen to Pinto? >_>

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  damn that kids got an imagination :D

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  The Rise of the Planet of the Apes is the current advertisement posted. Oh the irony!!!

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  "So what happened to Pino" yea, exactly what I was thinking

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  And this is a kid with a future at the movie industry.

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  Somehow the 'teacher's' handwriting looks like she's 16.

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  Peter!

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  so what happened to pinto? - LOL

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  Tupacs not really dead though...

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  LMFAO ! Peter is my fukcin` idol !!!!111!!!1!1!11

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  Pinto returns in part two

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  oh this peter kid has got me crying at 2.30 am