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Money is the root of Evil therefore Women = Evil. (Not Problems)
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yes, it's bad enough this bugger copied the theory, he couldn't even copy it right... lame
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haha the dumbass that wrote this gave himself an A+....lame
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I am a guy but i know what is sexist and for one... donald trump is sexist... secondly this is sexist.
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Actually, women equal the absolute value of problems.
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This is NOT a Dimitri Martin joke. this is a joke told by Dimitri Martin. This joke has been around a lot longer than him.
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Women = Time * Money. Time = Money therefore Women = Time = Money
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Hey! You square rooted a variable, plus or minus!
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THAT WAS A RELLY FAG COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!
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Who even assigned this? And why does the A+ on the paper look like this kid's handwriti- Wait a minute...
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The love of money is the root of all evil.
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"“Time and Money” would be time + money, not time * money, therefore this fails on the first line." If you don't spend any time, you will not get a woman. So: time=0 -> woman=0 Therefore it must be time*money
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I've seen this before, and it's that "money=sqrt(evil)" so women=evil...
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My old Social Studies teacher had this hanging on his wall.
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Love summarised in equations for male robots.
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Money is not the root of all evil... The love of money is
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lawl so true XD
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This is a Dimitri Marten joke
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You wrote; "“Time and Money” would be time + money, not time * money, therefore this fails on the first line." If you don't spend any time, you will not get a woman. So: time=0 -> woman=0 Therefore it must be time*money However it's you who failed, the more time you spend with them, the more money it costs, meaning Time*Money is right one, Time+Money is same as 10sec+$10 = huh?
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It should be "Woman = Time + Money for the first equation. Therefore, the 3rd is "Woman = 2 x Money." So the 4th would be "Woman = 2(Problems)^(1/2)." There fore your argument is invalid...
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why would you ever write more than 12 about women
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What on earth was the assignment in the first place???
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ok, now very simply for the mathematical dimwits out there, time and money get you a woman, which is a product...to get a product, you multiply, therefore it is time*money
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if she finds you, therefore: woman + money > time
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problem=woman+man woman+man=(fun/time)+child (fun/time)+child=debt therefore problem=debt
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the teach is either sexist of drung it depends if hes gay
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A+
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At the end of the sol. itz still a problem thatz how problamatic a women cud be..............not evn mathz can solve her,,.lol
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i think u got it wrong: Money=time Time=precious Money=precious Woman love=precious Precious=money Women need money
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e = mc^2 has nothing on this. Do I smell a Nobel Prize?
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suck my ias
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This is a formula to get a hooker
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If women require time AND money, it would be Time + Money, not Time * Money.
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so he doesn't like women, ok so he = pussy?
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time and money= time *money time or money= time + money the first part is correct. Anyone who says differently obviously aren't very mathematical
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OMG!!!!! This is mathematically correct!!!!!!!1
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this is EPIC equation with epic answer!
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"Time and Money" would be time + money, not time * money, therefore this fails on the first line.
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lol a+
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Actually, "Money is the root of all problems is (square root of money) = problems.
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The only way this is funny is the fact he completely failed at the joke. It's women=root of all evil.
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FEMINISM FOREVER!!!!!!!!
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my maths teacher taught me about this
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Cold, hard science.
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Stop talking about 'and' and 'or' when there's no statistics involved. Obviously, somebody doesn't like enjoying a smart joke. Besides, you DON'T need both time AND money to add up to a woman anyways.
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Actually, or is plus, and is multiplication. Learn to statistics.
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epic fake
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A female teacher was grading this in the process.
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Actually it is Time*money because money is dependent on time :E
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This works! Assign a number to the words and work it through! Say women = time x money and money = time. Money and Time could both equal 3. Women would then equal 9. Women would still equal 3 squared (money x money) so that part works. If money is the square root of problems, and we know money is 3, then the value of problems is 9! Same as women! :P
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lawl so true XD
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THAT WAS A FAG COMMETNT UP THERE!!!!!!!
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hahas my math teacher showed me this
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I saw this on facebook...
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this makes sense to me.
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The guy who marked it was smart enough to give it a A+
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Great, but if you're going to fake something, please make it like it was real, easily discovering it's fake in the first look ruins the fun.
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and they got an A+ lol
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Sorry to be a wise ass but actually the scripture says: 'For the LOVE of money is a root of all sorts of injurious things' - nothing wrong with money.
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he wrote a+ himself the teachers allways use different colores...
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XD FUNNY
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HE. GAVE. HIMSELF. A. FRICKIN. A+. THIS ISN'T EVEN A PAPER, SOMEONE PROBABLY JUST DECIDED TO DO IT RANDOMLY. I HATE FAKES...
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A+?!?!?
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solve if you aren't a zombie? why is that in caps?
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No no no, that equation doesn't match up. You can't leave a square root in a problem. So if: Women = time = money Money= root of evil women = root of evil the root of women is men so men = evil.
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baklund..
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This is very sexist. How did he get a good grade?
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sqrt(Problems) rather.
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freaky math pro's english assignment?
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lol i like how he gave himself an A+ at the ending XD
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for the time+money guy: If you thing in logic it would be a + but it is known that you have to have both and not just one to gain women thus women=time AND money (time*money)
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LOLOL
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this is a joke told by demetri martin.he funny.
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dis is a ridiculously LOGICAL mathematical equationalized definition of women.
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The first equation is wrong... Just because you need time and money for women doesn't mean that women = time + money
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This is shit! It doesn't follow. Nice idea but badly implemented.
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He got a A+ for this? Wow.
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Awesome... awesome to the max.
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Lol evidently this was from an all-boys' school.
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must of been a guy teacher
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And therefore, time is the root of all problems, and homework needs time, so homework needs problems xD but the teacher already gave some
Money is the root of Evil therefore Women = Evil. (Not Problems)