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Money is the root of Evil therefore Women = Evil. (Not Problems)
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yes, it's bad enough this bugger copied the theory, he couldn't even copy it right... lame
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haha the dumbass that wrote this gave himself an A+....lame
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This is NOT a Dimitri Martin joke. this is a joke told by Dimitri Martin. This joke has been around a lot longer than him.
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Hey! You square rooted a variable, plus or minus!
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ok, now very simply for the mathematical dimwits out there, time and money get you a woman, which is a product...to get a product, you multiply, therefore it is time*money
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The love of money is the root of all evil.
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"“Time and Money” would be time + money, not time * money, therefore this fails on the first line." If you don't spend any time, you will not get a woman. So: time=0 -> woman=0 Therefore it must be time*money
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My old Social Studies teacher had this hanging on his wall.
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A+
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LOLOL
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i think u got it wrong: Money=time Time=precious Money=precious Woman love=precious Precious=money Women need money
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lawl so true XD
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This is a Dimitri Marten joke
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Women = Time * Money. Time = Money therefore Women = Time = Money
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Money is not the root of all evil... The love of money is
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It should be "Woman = Time + Money for the first equation. Therefore, the 3rd is "Woman = 2 x Money." So the 4th would be "Woman = 2(Problems)^(1/2)." There fore your argument is invalid...
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and they got an A+ lol
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OMG!!!!! This is mathematically correct!!!!!!!1
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this makes sense to me.
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problem=woman+man woman+man=(fun/time)+child (fun/time)+child=debt therefore problem=debt
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Who even assigned this? And why does the A+ on the paper look like this kid's handwriti- Wait a minute...
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this is EPIC equation with epic answer!
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The only way this is funny is the fact he completely failed at the joke. It's women=root of all evil.
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I've seen this before, and it's that "money=sqrt(evil)" so women=evil...
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What on earth was the assignment in the first place???
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You wrote; "“Time and Money” would be time + money, not time * money, therefore this fails on the first line." If you don't spend any time, you will not get a woman. So: time=0 -> woman=0 Therefore it must be time*money However it's you who failed, the more time you spend with them, the more money it costs, meaning Time*Money is right one, Time+Money is same as 10sec+$10 = huh?
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Actually it is Time*money because money is dependent on time :E
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I am a guy but i know what is sexist and for one... donald trump is sexist... secondly this is sexist.
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This is a formula to get a hooker
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The guy who marked it was smart enough to give it a A+
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Great, but if you're going to fake something, please make it like it was real, easily discovering it's fake in the first look ruins the fun.
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THAT WAS A FAG COMMETNT UP THERE!!!!!!!
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freaky math pro's english assignment?
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A+?!?!?
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Cold, hard science.
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for the time+money guy: If you thing in logic it would be a + but it is known that you have to have both and not just one to gain women thus women=time AND money (time*money)
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THAT WAS A RELLY FAG COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!
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Actually, "Money is the root of all problems is (square root of money) = problems.
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This is very sexist. How did he get a good grade?
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lol a+
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solve if you aren't a zombie? why is that in caps?
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time and money= time *money time or money= time + money the first part is correct. Anyone who says differently obviously aren't very mathematical
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my maths teacher taught me about this
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This is shit! It doesn't follow. Nice idea but badly implemented.
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This works! Assign a number to the words and work it through! Say women = time x money and money = time. Money and Time could both equal 3. Women would then equal 9. Women would still equal 3 squared (money x money) so that part works. If money is the square root of problems, and we know money is 3, then the value of problems is 9! Same as women! :P
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the teach is either sexist of drung it depends if hes gay
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lawl so true XD
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suck my ias
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Love summarised in equations for male robots.
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so he doesn't like women, ok so he = pussy?
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e = mc^2 has nothing on this. Do I smell a Nobel Prize?
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baklund..
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if she finds you, therefore: woman + money > time
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this is a joke told by demetri martin.he funny.
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Stop talking about 'and' and 'or' when there's no statistics involved. Obviously, somebody doesn't like enjoying a smart joke. Besides, you DON'T need both time AND money to add up to a woman anyways.
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"Time and Money" would be time + money, not time * money, therefore this fails on the first line.
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lol i like how he gave himself an A+ at the ending XD
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FEMINISM FOREVER!!!!!!!!
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XD FUNNY
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dis is a ridiculously LOGICAL mathematical equationalized definition of women.
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No no no, that equation doesn't match up. You can't leave a square root in a problem. So if: Women = time = money Money= root of evil women = root of evil the root of women is men so men = evil.
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The first equation is wrong... Just because you need time and money for women doesn't mean that women = time + money
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Actually, women equal the absolute value of problems.
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If women require time AND money, it would be Time + Money, not Time * Money.
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epic fake
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Lol evidently this was from an all-boys' school.
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Awesome... awesome to the max.
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HE. GAVE. HIMSELF. A. FRICKIN. A+. THIS ISN'T EVEN A PAPER, SOMEONE PROBABLY JUST DECIDED TO DO IT RANDOMLY. I HATE FAKES...
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sqrt(Problems) rather.
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must of been a guy teacher
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he wrote a+ himself the teachers allways use different colores...
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A female teacher was grading this in the process.
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And therefore, time is the root of all problems, and homework needs time, so homework needs problems xD but the teacher already gave some
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why would you ever write more than 12 about women
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I saw this on facebook...
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At the end of the sol. itz still a problem thatz how problamatic a women cud be..............not evn mathz can solve her,,.lol
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He got a A+ for this? Wow.
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Sorry to be a wise ass but actually the scripture says: 'For the LOVE of money is a root of all sorts of injurious things' - nothing wrong with money.
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Actually, or is plus, and is multiplication. Learn to statistics.
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hahas my math teacher showed me this
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Genius!
Money is the root of Evil therefore Women = Evil. (Not Problems)