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Money is the root of Evil therefore Women = Evil. (Not Problems)
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yes, it's bad enough this bugger copied the theory, he couldn't even copy it right... lame
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haha the dumbass that wrote this gave himself an A+....lame
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THAT WAS A RELLY FAG COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!
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Hey! You square rooted a variable, plus or minus!
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This is NOT a Dimitri Martin joke. this is a joke told by Dimitri Martin. This joke has been around a lot longer than him.
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I am a guy but i know what is sexist and for one... donald trump is sexist... secondly this is sexist.
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"“Time and Money” would be time + money, not time * money, therefore this fails on the first line." If you don't spend any time, you will not get a woman. So: time=0 -> woman=0 Therefore it must be time*money
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Who even assigned this? And why does the A+ on the paper look like this kid's handwriti- Wait a minute...
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I've seen this before, and it's that "money=sqrt(evil)" so women=evil...
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Actually, women equal the absolute value of problems.
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Love summarised in equations for male robots.
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My old Social Studies teacher had this hanging on his wall.
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Women = Time * Money. Time = Money therefore Women = Time = Money
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lawl so true XD
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The love of money is the root of all evil.
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It should be "Woman = Time + Money for the first equation. Therefore, the 3rd is "Woman = 2 x Money." So the 4th would be "Woman = 2(Problems)^(1/2)." There fore your argument is invalid...
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What on earth was the assignment in the first place???
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This is a Dimitri Marten joke
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Money is not the root of all evil... The love of money is
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problem=woman+man woman+man=(fun/time)+child (fun/time)+child=debt therefore problem=debt
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You wrote; "“Time and Money” would be time + money, not time * money, therefore this fails on the first line." If you don't spend any time, you will not get a woman. So: time=0 -> woman=0 Therefore it must be time*money However it's you who failed, the more time you spend with them, the more money it costs, meaning Time*Money is right one, Time+Money is same as 10sec+$10 = huh?
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the teach is either sexist of drung it depends if hes gay
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suck my ias
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i think u got it wrong: Money=time Time=precious Money=precious Woman love=precious Precious=money Women need money
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At the end of the sol. itz still a problem thatz how problamatic a women cud be..............not evn mathz can solve her,,.lol
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Stop talking about 'and' and 'or' when there's no statistics involved. Obviously, somebody doesn't like enjoying a smart joke. Besides, you DON'T need both time AND money to add up to a woman anyways.
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if she finds you, therefore: woman + money > time
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e = mc^2 has nothing on this. Do I smell a Nobel Prize?
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If women require time AND money, it would be Time + Money, not Time * Money.
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why would you ever write more than 12 about women
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ok, now very simply for the mathematical dimwits out there, time and money get you a woman, which is a product...to get a product, you multiply, therefore it is time*money
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Actually, "Money is the root of all problems is (square root of money) = problems.
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OMG!!!!! This is mathematically correct!!!!!!!1
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This is a formula to get a hooker
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A+
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this makes sense to me.
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and they got an A+ lol
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lol a+
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time and money= time *money time or money= time + money the first part is correct. Anyone who says differently obviously aren't very mathematical
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The only way this is funny is the fact he completely failed at the joke. It's women=root of all evil.
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epic fake
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this is EPIC equation with epic answer!
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my maths teacher taught me about this
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Actually, or is plus, and is multiplication. Learn to statistics.
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Great, but if you're going to fake something, please make it like it was real, easily discovering it's fake in the first look ruins the fun.
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"Time and Money" would be time + money, not time * money, therefore this fails on the first line.
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Sorry to be a wise ass but actually the scripture says: 'For the LOVE of money is a root of all sorts of injurious things' - nothing wrong with money.
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Actually it is Time*money because money is dependent on time :E
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FEMINISM FOREVER!!!!!!!!
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so he doesn't like women, ok so he = pussy?
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lawl so true XD
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A female teacher was grading this in the process.
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I saw this on facebook...
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HE. GAVE. HIMSELF. A. FRICKIN. A+. THIS ISN'T EVEN A PAPER, SOMEONE PROBABLY JUST DECIDED TO DO IT RANDOMLY. I HATE FAKES...
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hahas my math teacher showed me this
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freaky math pro's english assignment?
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he wrote a+ himself the teachers allways use different colores...
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baklund..
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A+?!?!?
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XD FUNNY
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This works! Assign a number to the words and work it through! Say women = time x money and money = time. Money and Time could both equal 3. Women would then equal 9. Women would still equal 3 squared (money x money) so that part works. If money is the square root of problems, and we know money is 3, then the value of problems is 9! Same as women! :P
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The guy who marked it was smart enough to give it a A+
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lol i like how he gave himself an A+ at the ending XD
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THAT WAS A FAG COMMETNT UP THERE!!!!!!!
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Cold, hard science.
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No no no, that equation doesn't match up. You can't leave a square root in a problem. So if: Women = time = money Money= root of evil women = root of evil the root of women is men so men = evil.
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sqrt(Problems) rather.
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solve if you aren't a zombie? why is that in caps?
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this is a joke told by demetri martin.he funny.
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This is shit! It doesn't follow. Nice idea but badly implemented.
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for the time+money guy: If you thing in logic it would be a + but it is known that you have to have both and not just one to gain women thus women=time AND money (time*money)
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This is very sexist. How did he get a good grade?
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LOLOL
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Lol evidently this was from an all-boys' school.
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The first equation is wrong... Just because you need time and money for women doesn't mean that women = time + money
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dis is a ridiculously LOGICAL mathematical equationalized definition of women.
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Awesome... awesome to the max.
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He got a A+ for this? Wow.
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must of been a guy teacher
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And therefore, time is the root of all problems, and homework needs time, so homework needs problems xD but the teacher already gave some
Money is the root of Evil therefore Women = Evil. (Not Problems)