Student's Funny Test and Exam Answers

Money is the root of Evil therefore Women = Evil. (Not Problems)

yes, it's bad enough this bugger copied the theory, he couldn't even copy it right... lame

haha the dumbass that wrote this gave himself an A+....lame

This is NOT a Dimitri Martin joke. this is a joke told by Dimitri Martin. This joke has been around a lot longer than him.

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"“Time and Money” would be time + money, not time * money, therefore this fails on the first line." If you don't spend any time, you will not get a woman. So: time=0 -> woman=0 Therefore it must be time*money

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Hey! You square rooted a variable, plus or minus!

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I am a guy but i know what is sexist and for one... donald trump is sexist... secondly this is sexist.

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ok, now very simply for the mathematical dimwits out there, time and money get you a woman, which is a product...to get a product, you multiply, therefore it is time*money

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My old Social Studies teacher had this hanging on his wall.

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Who even assigned this? And why does the A+ on the paper look like this kid's handwriti- Wait a minute...

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i think u got it wrong: Money=time Time=precious Money=precious Woman love=precious Precious=money Women need money

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The love of money is the root of all evil.

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This is a Dimitri Marten joke

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What on earth was the assignment in the first place???

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A+

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lawl so true XD

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problem=woman+man woman+man=(fun/time)+child (fun/time)+child=debt therefore problem=debt

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Women = Time * Money. Time = Money therefore Women = Time = Money

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Money is not the root of all evil... The love of money is

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It should be "Woman = Time + Money for the first equation. Therefore, the 3rd is "Woman = 2 x Money." So the 4th would be "Woman = 2(Problems)^(1/2)." There fore your argument is invalid...

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Actually it is Time*money because money is dependent on time :E

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OMG!!!!! This is mathematically correct!!!!!!!1

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This is a formula to get a hooker

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and they got an A+ lol

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I've seen this before, and it's that "money=sqrt(evil)" so women=evil...

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Cold, hard science.

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The only way this is funny is the fact he completely failed at the joke. It's women=root of all evil.

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for the time+money guy: If you thing in logic it would be a + but it is known that you have to have both and not just one to gain women thus women=time AND money (time*money)

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THAT WAS A RELLY FAG COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!

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This is very sexist. How did he get a good grade?

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A female teacher was grading this in the process.

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The guy who marked it was smart enough to give it a A+

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Stop talking about 'and' and 'or' when there's no statistics involved. Obviously, somebody doesn't like enjoying a smart joke. Besides, you DON'T need both time AND money to add up to a woman anyways.

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why would you ever write more than 12 about women

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Love summarised in equations for male robots.

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FEMINISM FOREVER!!!!!!!!

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The first equation is wrong... Just because you need time and money for women doesn't mean that women = time + money

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e = mc^2 has nothing on this. Do I smell a Nobel Prize?

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lol a+

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Great, but if you're going to fake something, please make it like it was real, easily discovering it's fake in the first look ruins the fun.

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the teach is either sexist of drung it depends if hes gay

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lawl so true XD

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this makes sense to me.

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You wrote; "“Time and Money” would be time + money, not time * money, therefore this fails on the first line." If you don't spend any time, you will not get a woman. So: time=0 -> woman=0 Therefore it must be time*money However it's you who failed, the more time you spend with them, the more money it costs, meaning Time*Money is right one, Time+Money is same as 10sec+$10 = huh?

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This works! Assign a number to the words and work it through! Say women = time x money and money = time. Money and Time could both equal 3. Women would then equal 9. Women would still equal 3 squared (money x money) so that part works. If money is the square root of problems, and we know money is 3, then the value of problems is 9! Same as women! :P

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suck my ias

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Actually, "Money is the root of all problems is (square root of money) = problems.

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Actually, women equal the absolute value of problems.

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this is a joke told by demetri martin.he funny.

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my maths teacher taught me about this

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baklund..

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I saw this on facebook...

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THAT WAS A FAG COMMETNT UP THERE!!!!!!!

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If women require time AND money, it would be Time + Money, not Time * Money.

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freaky math pro's english assignment?

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No no no, that equation doesn't match up. You can't leave a square root in a problem. So if: Women = time = money Money= root of evil women = root of evil the root of women is men so men = evil.

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so he doesn't like women, ok so he = pussy?

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LOLOL

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Lol evidently this was from an all-boys' school.

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time and money= time *money time or money= time + money the first part is correct. Anyone who says differently obviously aren't very mathematical

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dis is a ridiculously LOGICAL mathematical equationalized definition of women.

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Sorry to be a wise ass but actually the scripture says: 'For the LOVE of money is a root of all sorts of injurious things' - nothing wrong with money.

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if she finds you, therefore: woman + money > time

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epic fake

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"Time and Money" would be time + money, not time * money, therefore this fails on the first line.

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Actually, or is plus, and is multiplication. Learn to statistics.

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this is EPIC equation with epic answer!

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lol i like how he gave himself an A+ at the ending XD