Other's Responses
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Actually I think this may well be one of the few authentic ones on here. I've seen it before with a back story. Of course that could have been fake too. In conclusion the internet is a myth invented by freemasons.
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Sounds like Peter again.
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a power level of at least 10,000 lawlz.
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So it was bin Laden who killed Tupac! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!
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"We tried killing the Notorious Suddam Hussien but accidently killed Notorious Biggie Smalls". Best line.
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I don't care if things are fake if they are funny, and this is hilarious.
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IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lmfao omg 'they just eat the nickels' im crying cuz of tht omg soooo funny
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IN CONCLUSION GIRLS ARE ICKY ROLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D
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It's Peter Nguyen again!! That comedic genius!
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I give it a B+ for the conclusion.
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Is this Peter?
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holy crap this thong was freakin halerious lol dimes a day
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What year is it? Anyone...??
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who doesn't fucking hate kids?
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remember kids, girls are icky
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hahahahaahahhahahaahahha that is really funny and random
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LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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its over TEN THOUSAAAND What? Ten Thousand?
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yes what is this? I can't believe this at all. You can't swear in the exam, and I be the person failed already...nonsense.
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Hilarioussss !! Conclusion - Girls are icky!! :) Cheered me right up :)
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"... without money, people would be poor." OH MY GOD, SERIOUSLY!?
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...and they killed america's best friend (not mexico). lawlz
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Goku is The Indians! And yes, the conclusion is A material. Well, A in Canada, which is B+ in America and I believe A+ in some other parts of America.
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Peter Nguyen strikes again!
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tl;dr
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The US2? XDD Wow I don't even care if this is real or not it's hilarious!
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lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a nickel a day feeds a child LOL :)
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ummm the twin towers were brought down by controlled demolition
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hahahahahaha what!?
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I love the part about the kids in the movie theatre.
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Tupacs dead????
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I haven't laughed like that in years XD
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golden. i love how the last paragraph has a distinct DBZ motif.
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hahaha whoever wrote this is a genius and probably figured the professor would never read it...A+ for awesomeness (which, of course, was created by God as a result of being on America's money)
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What is this I don't even?
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In conclusion girls are icky!
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"'How can food be so cheap over there?' It's not, they just eat the nickels." ROFL!!!
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"It's not, they just eat the nickels." I love this guy.
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Lmao. Love the Dragonball references.
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I eat nickels every day, too!
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And money is important to the world, because without money, people would be poor.
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haha... biggest stoner
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TEEEENNNN THHHHOOOOOUUUUUSSSSAAAAAAAANNNNNDDDD!!!!!!!
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LOL that is so funny... we wanted to kill the notrious sadaum hussain but instead we killed the notorious biggie smalls : D
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Super United States 2(blonde)
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don't people get it? This is peter. he actually does this work and turns it in. He does it for several of his classes which is why there are different marks for different subjects. His teachers constantly tell threaten him in order to get him to take things seriously and yet he continues his insane madness for the sake of our amusement.
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One thing, "In conclusion, girls are icky." .... o_o .... Faggot.
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Researched with Wikipedia
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is hilarious
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Order? I Have no idea what that word means!
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"What is this?" THIS IS SPARTA
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indian's power level is OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!
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"girls are icky"?he must be g@y
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hahahahahahahaha! hey this was written on my birthday!
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Actually the scary thing is in America, some people probably actually believe all of this really happened, so it might be true.
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What is this? It's creative writing is what it is.
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I am 12 and wat is this?
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The date is 2004. Peter was from 1999. So maybe he got held back because of his comedy. Or maybe someone else was like Peter. In conclusion, cheese is delicious.
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10,000 is OVER 9000!
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i think i just **** myself
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Bahaha. 'That's why I don't let other nations in my secret clubhouse.' XD
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I bet its the comic lord Peter Nguyen!All hail Peter!
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ITS OVAR 9000
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Fake... I can se the "handwriting" is writen with macromedia flash.
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Nappa: Vegeta! What does the scouter say about the Indians Power Level?
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this makes me want to be a teacher
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This is Sparta!
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nguyen is legend
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Nearly shat myself laughing at the DBZ references
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10,000?! IMPOSSIBLE!!!
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What!? 10,000!? There's no way that can be right!
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If I were the teacher, I would have written "And then the US2 killed the great [name of student] for writing such a stupid essay. PWNED!"
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Fuck this shit! I'm gonna take you down Osama! Tupac thou shall be avenged!
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WHAT THE FUCKK!!!!!
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If this is Peter, and all the other similar essays are written by Peter, then it most likely either be fake (This Essay is dated 2004, the last essay I saw attributed to Peter was 1999, kind of a little long in the tooth to still be working on 200 level courses...) or there are numerous essayist that write similarly wild essays and somebody named Peter found them and decided to take credit for writing them. Either way its a funny essay, but really doesn't deserve all of these people who seem to be worshiping this so called Peter Nguyen guy.
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omg they killed Tupac!
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geez, i wonder what the bibliography looked like for this
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long live US2!!!!!!!!!!
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It's over NINE THOUSSSSAAAANNNNDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:L they just eat nickles lmao and just to say; im not icky -.-
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Lmfao osama killed tupac
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bahahahahahahahahah
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Actually the scary thing is in America, some people probably actually believe all of this really happened, so it might be true.
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What is this? THIS IS SPARTA
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I just want to relply 'Sparta!!!' To the teacher, SO MUCH.
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I'm an AMERICAN...INDIAN...
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WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WUW WUW WUW regular people don't eat nickles? i gues i'm wierd than
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PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
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This is a random piece of Awsomeness!!!
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i believe the gy at the top
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the world is sadly misled, but desperately correct
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love that its a college class...
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still funny no matter how fake
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I Cannot be botherd to read this at all x
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tl;dr Girls have cooties.
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lmfao osama killed tupac
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PETER NGUYEN! (:
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haha useless piece of shit that America is
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HAHAHAHAH FREEMASONS XD my step dad is a freemason. I find them RETARDED and fucking WEIRD. Fucking masons.
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The "What is this?" looks like it was written on the computer.
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And the "Pasion Of The Christ" was a two hour snuff film. The dude from Thunder Dome played him i think. (guess he forgot to add this)
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I definitely caught some Dragonball Z influence in that essay. XD
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ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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10,000. Unbelievable!
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I've written a piss take answer like this before, I can believe it's real.
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Freakin Hilarious.!!
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And who cares, I hate kids. XD
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Vegeta, what does the scanner say about the Indian's power level? It's at least 10,000!
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I just read the last sentence and started cracking up lol xD
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Racist scum
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omg cant stop laughing !!! :P
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Good question Barry
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ITS OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!
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a power level of at least 10,000?! it's... it's... IT'S OVE 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I just had a pop culturegasm
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Peter Nguyen? o.O He's a Vietnamese like me?
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Best thing I ever read!!!
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they just eat the nickles!!! BAHAHAHA!!
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Saddam was hung in 2006, this paper was supposedly written in 2004. Thus is definitely fake.
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lol THE longest essay EVER to conclude, and I quote, "girls are icky" EPIC XD -Shift
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I know what it is. It's a piece of shit. Congratulations, stream-of-consciousness writer!
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"Without money, people would be poor." I love that!!
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10,000?! IMPOSSIBLE!!!
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I'm at a loss for words...
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fake because youtube was online 2005 and with it the hype of OVER 9000 this here was published in 2004
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Hahaa classic x
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Looks fake
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most accurate history of the USA i have ever seen!
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tl;dr
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This one looks sort of fake. I say this because when you look at the "What is this?" at the bottom of the page, it looks like it was added on with adobe flash or something, too perfect. Then again, you can see the really bright shades of gray pixels around it if you look at it from the right angle, as if this was saved as one whole JPG file. My conclusion: Real.
Actually I think this may well be one of the few authentic ones on here. I've seen it before with a back story. Of course that could have been fake too. In conclusion the internet is a myth invented by freemasons.