Other's Responses
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Actually I think this may well be one of the few authentic ones on here. I've seen it before with a back story. Of course that could have been fake too. In conclusion the internet is a myth invented by freemasons.
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Sounds like Peter again.
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So it was bin Laden who killed Tupac! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!
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a power level of at least 10,000 lawlz.
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"We tried killing the Notorious Suddam Hussien but accidently killed Notorious Biggie Smalls". Best line.
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I don't care if things are fake if they are funny, and this is hilarious.
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IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lmfao omg 'they just eat the nickels' im crying cuz of tht omg soooo funny
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IN CONCLUSION GIRLS ARE ICKY ROLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D
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I give it a B+ for the conclusion.
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It's Peter Nguyen again!! That comedic genius!
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The US2? XDD Wow I don't even care if this is real or not it's hilarious!
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holy crap this thong was freakin halerious lol dimes a day
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Is this Peter?
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hahahahaahahhahahaahahha that is really funny and random
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its over TEN THOUSAAAND What? Ten Thousand?
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What year is it? Anyone...??
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remember kids, girls are icky
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who doesn't fucking hate kids?
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Peter Nguyen strikes again!
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tl;dr
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"... without money, people would be poor." OH MY GOD, SERIOUSLY!?
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Tupacs dead????
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"'How can food be so cheap over there?' It's not, they just eat the nickels." ROFL!!!
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LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I haven't laughed like that in years XD
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hahaha whoever wrote this is a genius and probably figured the professor would never read it...A+ for awesomeness (which, of course, was created by God as a result of being on America's money)
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...and they killed america's best friend (not mexico). lawlz
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Goku is The Indians! And yes, the conclusion is A material. Well, A in Canada, which is B+ in America and I believe A+ in some other parts of America.
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i think i just **** myself
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golden. i love how the last paragraph has a distinct DBZ motif.
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Hilarioussss !! Conclusion - Girls are icky!! :) Cheered me right up :)
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In conclusion girls are icky!
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And money is important to the world, because without money, people would be poor.
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Lmfao osama killed tupac
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ummm the twin towers were brought down by controlled demolition
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LOL that is so funny... we wanted to kill the notrious sadaum hussain but instead we killed the notorious biggie smalls : D
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yes what is this? I can't believe this at all. You can't swear in the exam, and I be the person failed already...nonsense.
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lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a nickel a day feeds a child LOL :)
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I eat nickels every day, too!
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Lmao. Love the Dragonball references.
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hahahahahahahaha! hey this was written on my birthday!
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hahahahahaha what!?
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"It's not, they just eat the nickels." I love this guy.
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TEEEENNNN THHHHOOOOOUUUUUSSSSAAAAAAAANNNNNDDDD!!!!!!!
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long live US2!!!!!!!!!!
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haha... biggest stoner
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What is this I don't even?
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bahahahahahahahahah
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WHAT THE FUCKK!!!!!
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"girls are icky"?he must be g@y
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Super United States 2(blonde)
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Nearly shat myself laughing at the DBZ references
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I am 12 and wat is this?
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don't people get it? This is peter. he actually does this work and turns it in. He does it for several of his classes which is why there are different marks for different subjects. His teachers constantly tell threaten him in order to get him to take things seriously and yet he continues his insane madness for the sake of our amusement.
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10,000?! IMPOSSIBLE!!!
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I love the part about the kids in the movie theatre.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is hilarious
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love that its a college class...
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Actually the scary thing is in America, some people probably actually believe all of this really happened, so it might be true.
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:L they just eat nickles lmao and just to say; im not icky -.-
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10,000 is OVER 9000!
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"What is this?" THIS IS SPARTA
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What is this? It's creative writing is what it is.
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What!? 10,000!? There's no way that can be right!
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WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WUW WUW WUW regular people don't eat nickles? i gues i'm wierd than
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And the "Pasion Of The Christ" was a two hour snuff film. The dude from Thunder Dome played him i think. (guess he forgot to add this)
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omg they killed Tupac!
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I just want to relply 'Sparta!!!' To the teacher, SO MUCH.
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If I were the teacher, I would have written "And then the US2 killed the great [name of student] for writing such a stupid essay. PWNED!"
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If this is Peter, and all the other similar essays are written by Peter, then it most likely either be fake (This Essay is dated 2004, the last essay I saw attributed to Peter was 1999, kind of a little long in the tooth to still be working on 200 level courses...) or there are numerous essayist that write similarly wild essays and somebody named Peter found them and decided to take credit for writing them. Either way its a funny essay, but really doesn't deserve all of these people who seem to be worshiping this so called Peter Nguyen guy.
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this makes me want to be a teacher
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Freakin Hilarious.!!
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lmfao osama killed tupac
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Order? I Have no idea what that word means!
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I bet its the comic lord Peter Nguyen!All hail Peter!
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i believe the gy at the top
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indian's power level is OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!
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ITS OVAR 9000
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PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
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Researched with Wikipedia
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One thing, "In conclusion, girls are icky." .... o_o .... Faggot.
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What is this? THIS IS SPARTA
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Fuck this shit! I'm gonna take you down Osama! Tupac thou shall be avenged!
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the world is sadly misled, but desperately correct
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Fake... I can se the "handwriting" is writen with macromedia flash.
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geez, i wonder what the bibliography looked like for this
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Actually the scary thing is in America, some people probably actually believe all of this really happened, so it might be true.
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tl;dr Girls have cooties.
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Good question Barry
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It's over NINE THOUSSSSAAAANNNNDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HAHAHAHAH FREEMASONS XD my step dad is a freemason. I find them RETARDED and fucking WEIRD. Fucking masons.
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The date is 2004. Peter was from 1999. So maybe he got held back because of his comedy. Or maybe someone else was like Peter. In conclusion, cheese is delicious.
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I've written a piss take answer like this before, I can believe it's real.
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Nappa: Vegeta! What does the scouter say about the Indians Power Level?
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I Cannot be botherd to read this at all x
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PETER NGUYEN! (:
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Bahaha. 'That's why I don't let other nations in my secret clubhouse.' XD
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This is a random piece of Awsomeness!!!
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ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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haha useless piece of shit that America is
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The "What is this?" looks like it was written on the computer.
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Peter Nguyen? o.O He's a Vietnamese like me?
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nguyen is legend
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"Without money, people would be poor." I love that!!
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omg cant stop laughing !!! :P
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And who cares, I hate kids. XD
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I'm an AMERICAN...INDIAN...
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I just read the last sentence and started cracking up lol xD
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I definitely caught some Dragonball Z influence in that essay. XD
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This is Sparta!
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ITS OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!
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Vegeta, what does the scanner say about the Indian's power level? It's at least 10,000!
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still funny no matter how fake
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Saddam was hung in 2006, this paper was supposedly written in 2004. Thus is definitely fake.
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Racist scum
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10,000. Unbelievable!
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Best thing I ever read!!!
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they just eat the nickles!!! BAHAHAHA!!
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I know what it is. It's a piece of shit. Congratulations, stream-of-consciousness writer!
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fake because youtube was online 2005 and with it the hype of OVER 9000 this here was published in 2004
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10,000?! IMPOSSIBLE!!!
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I'm at a loss for words...
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lol THE longest essay EVER to conclude, and I quote, "girls are icky" EPIC XD -Shift
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I just had a pop culturegasm
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a power level of at least 10,000?! it's... it's... IT'S OVE 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Looks fake
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Hahaa classic x
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most accurate history of the USA i have ever seen!
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This one looks sort of fake. I say this because when you look at the "What is this?" at the bottom of the page, it looks like it was added on with adobe flash or something, too perfect. Then again, you can see the really bright shades of gray pixels around it if you look at it from the right angle, as if this was saved as one whole JPG file. My conclusion: Real.
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tl;dr
Actually I think this may well be one of the few authentic ones on here. I've seen it before with a back story. Of course that could have been fake too. In conclusion the internet is a myth invented by freemasons.