Other's Responses
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The most amazing biography I have ever seen.
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HONORS ENGLISH LOL
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"...except instead of candy he killed them" easily the funniest thing i've ever read lol
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Walt Whitman writes whiny goth poetry on LiveJournal. bahaha!!
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i loved the reference to the gondola ride at disney land
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Peter Nguyen for the win.
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Peter Nguyen is like my hero right now..! His essays are soo funny... !!
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i'm pretty sure that it's the same person that wrote "jimmy mcperson". his name was peter and the teacher had the same handwriting. i think it was a later paper though because the teachers comments were funnier :)
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The Peter Nguyen essays are fairly well known across the net. You don't really need to edit out the name.
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chock full of WIN.
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That's the best thing I've ever read.... ever.
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i love gothcakes
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This is beyond genius. This kid's a Deity.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Nguyen
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If you look at the entire paper it all looks shopped, or its because the scanner sucked, but the funny coloration around "Peter, please see me" is around the entire text,e ven typed.
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We want to be your friend for life <3 email me peter nguyen.
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Wow, Walt Whitman's life was f***ing crazy.
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Peter is fucking amazing.
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No, Peter! Don't go see him! He's a notorious child molester!
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TO PETER, and to a lesser extent, Walt Withram
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fuck numbnuts, they say "see me" because they want to discuss how fucked up the students are... if you ppl cant get that through your thick skulls, you should prolly just lay in your bed, stay there, and die... kthnxbai
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LOL cracking up laughing here. I haven't seen anything quite so funny in years. What a scream!!
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" Ode to Faggotry " ..... ROTFL!!!
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Can't wait to see the movie!
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Jajajajajaja, but in reality he was just a whiny ass pussy!!!!!!!!!
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lmfao his ox, emily dickinson
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its peter!!!!!!!!!!!
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see me see me see me retarded vogons.
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this is awesome!
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Walt Whitman believed the only good china man was a dead china man haha.
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PETER STRIKES AGAIN BITCHES
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I'm on a lit class, and I think my lecturers would LOVE this.
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hes actually a decent writer......anyway this is hilarious
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This has more pwn in it than a roundhouse from Chuck Norris.
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I love how this kid is in Honors English
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Walt Whitman is a legend
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Fake the script looks like it was suppose to be carefully put but looks like shit and theres no comments on his writing so its fake But its still funny
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WHY IS IT ALWAYS PETER?!
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tl;dr
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Great essay but I thought Walt Whitman was also a shopping mall.
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"Thanks a lot Walt Whitman" ...thank you so much.
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"Thanks a lot Walt Whitman." lol
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"Chances are someone just whacked the keyboard for an alias" Uhm, no. I know someone with that last name. It's Asian.
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LOL... didn't realize until the end that Walt Whitman was Walt Disney
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excelisior!!!!!!
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The comment was obviously added digitally- look at the pixelation.
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he gave them all candy. but instead of candy he killed them
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This is the greatest thing ever. XD
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You guys do see that this is photoshoped, right? You'll spot it easier if you turn down your brightness.. the "Peter, please see me" was shooped.
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LAWL why even black out the whole name if the teacher writes "Peter come see me" Lawl the recaptcha thing to the right of where you write your comment say Suck pussy!
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rofl, i can't stop laughing! LOL1
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except instead of candy he killed them EPIC WIN
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Peters lord of the flies essay was so epic
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why are all these kids named peter? ive only ever met one kid named peter in my entire life
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oh my goddd Peter again?!!! lmfaoarotf
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The "please see me" was done in MSPaint or something. Noobs.
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this has to be fake b/c "friends only" refers to Facebook and there were probably 3 ppl on Facebook (if it existed) in the year "2000" in which this was supposedly written.
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pretty funny but fake ^^ you can see the grey zone (copy paste) around the red markings, and it comes from two other pictures, (the one with expand) and the one where he wrote suck my dick fag :P
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My research paper on Walt Whitman is due tomorrow-this is the funniest thing EVER!! ;))
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Thanks a lot Walt Whitman...
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apologize for the question but who is this guy?
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Peter Nguyen: EPIC WIN, ALL OF HIS ESSAYS
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epic win
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Peter, will you be my boyfriend??
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Is it the same teacher that always writes "see me" with a red pen?
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I honestly can't tell whether he's performing a "HA! Take that, Mr. Farlow!" or if he's just a dumbass.
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i laughed so F**King hard xD
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Funniest essay EVER. Walt whiteman might seem like a real cool guy but in reality hes a whiny ass pussy. And so on, its the best XD
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It's not the same teacher, idiots This teacher's name is Mr. Farlow Also, look at your keyboards, All the letters of Nguyen are very close together (except the "e"). Chances are someone just whacked the keyboard for an alias.
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How the fuck is he in Honors English?
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this is th most accurate bio of walt whitman ever and peter deserves not to see the teacher, but to get f-in a's the rest of the year withouy comin to class
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If I were a teacher and some fuckwad turned in this happy horseshit, the last thing I'd do would be to write 'see me.' Who wants MORE of that nonsense? Give him a zero and move on.
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You got me!
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Halarious!! I have a H.E. Teacher named Mr. Farlow......... I wonder. xD Except the fact with the whole "goth" thing So totally not cool xDDDDD
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"honors english class" i love this kid
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Peter is my FAVORITE!
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This is fake. If you look closely at the teachers printing, you can see the original background of "white" was erased during the branch of paint.
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Spielberg should make a movie about this Walt Whitman character. I mean, he could be the next Luke Skywalker. Why is it always the Peters that have balls?
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Hey, its Peter Again, he's our QUIZ hero :D
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I wish I was this creative, if I was Id totally do this (on the rough draft, final would be normalish)
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I must meet Pete.
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"gothcakes"... my stomach hurts from laughing so much!
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is this the guy who wrote jimmy mcpherson and the not again essay
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How did this person get into Honors English?
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AWESOME
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you can tell the on the last paragragh, last line it's photoshopped.
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Walt Whitman is a pretty cool guy eh molest children, kill chinamen, spite applesauce from hiis nasty ass mouth and doesnt afraid of anything
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I wish I could write that good... he is my new idol... XD
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FAKE LOOK CLOSELY AROUND THE RED PEN THERES NOTEBOOK PAPER SO ITS CUT OUT OF ANOTHER ONE -_-
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This looks like something from Encyclopedia Dramatica.
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ha
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! best honors english biography i ever read................... honors english????????????????????? lol lol lol lol lol lol lol Peter should get a a for the rest of his life!
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I love to write, and enjoy the texts of today, yet this is easily the greatest essay I have read by far.
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UNFINISHED SENTENCE: Peter, please see me, so i can learn more about Walt Whitman.
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That guy is my hero! :P
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Literary genius. He'd make a great writer for Fox News because he tells it liek it is.
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SOOOO MUCH WIN!!!!!!!! XD
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"Thans to his dumb ass, now none of us can ride it anymore" LMFAO!!!!!
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The best part is that this Peter kid has two of these essays on the first two pages of this website.
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Peter Nguyen is the king of funny essays!
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He is brilliant .
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i fucking love this :L
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Win.
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haha ode to faggotry. that kid is awesome.
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WIN!
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YOU GO PETE!
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Has anyone noticed 50% of these entries are done by some one named peter?Eighter one person is doing them all or all people named peter have a good sence of humor.But eighter way epic win.
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why is it always some kid named peter?
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WAS. LAUGHING. WHOLE. TIME
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someone buy this kid his first beer
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if i meet this person i will give him a hug.
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"Peter, Please see me." If that was going to work, I think it would have already.
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"Ode to Faggotry"
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Lmfao!
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Ode to Faggotry lmao
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"the only good chinaman is a dead chinaman" nice
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loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!! tht was an awesome biography!!! :P
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" With his blue ox, Emily Dickenson, ..... " rotfl
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Peter Nguyen: EPIC WIN, ALL OF HIS ESSAYS
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Terrible fake, look how the "Peter, please see me" is really in a light blue background.
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He died at Walt Disney World by riding the skyride!? What.The. Peas?
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I don't think LiveJournal existed in 2000
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I think that if you replaced Walt Whitman's name with Chuck Norris it would be very appropriate.
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is it just me or does anyone else notice that the writer is always peter? he should make a book of his stories
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Anyone notice the "teacher's" horrible handwriting?
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fake, look at the blue boxes around "pete please see me"
The most amazing biography I have ever seen.