Other's Responses
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The most amazing biography I have ever seen.
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HONORS ENGLISH LOL
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"...except instead of candy he killed them" easily the funniest thing i've ever read lol
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Walt Whitman writes whiny goth poetry on LiveJournal. bahaha!!
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i loved the reference to the gondola ride at disney land
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Peter Nguyen for the win.
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i'm pretty sure that it's the same person that wrote "jimmy mcperson". his name was peter and the teacher had the same handwriting. i think it was a later paper though because the teachers comments were funnier :)
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Peter Nguyen is like my hero right now..! His essays are soo funny... !!
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The Peter Nguyen essays are fairly well known across the net. You don't really need to edit out the name.
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chock full of WIN.
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That's the best thing I've ever read.... ever.
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i love gothcakes
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We want to be your friend for life <3 email me peter nguyen.
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Peter is fucking amazing.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Nguyen
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This is beyond genius. This kid's a Deity.
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hes actually a decent writer......anyway this is hilarious
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No, Peter! Don't go see him! He's a notorious child molester!
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LOL cracking up laughing here. I haven't seen anything quite so funny in years. What a scream!!
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"Thanks a lot Walt Whitman." lol
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see me see me see me retarded vogons.
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lmfao his ox, emily dickinson
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Can't wait to see the movie!
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Wow, Walt Whitman's life was f***ing crazy.
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this is awesome!
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"Chances are someone just whacked the keyboard for an alias" Uhm, no. I know someone with that last name. It's Asian.
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If you look at the entire paper it all looks shopped, or its because the scanner sucked, but the funny coloration around "Peter, please see me" is around the entire text,e ven typed.
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" Ode to Faggotry " ..... ROTFL!!!
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Walt Whitman believed the only good china man was a dead china man haha.
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TO PETER, and to a lesser extent, Walt Withram
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rofl, i can't stop laughing! LOL1
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I'm on a lit class, and I think my lecturers would LOVE this.
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"Thanks a lot Walt Whitman" ...thank you so much.
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its peter!!!!!!!!!!!
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fuck numbnuts, they say "see me" because they want to discuss how fucked up the students are... if you ppl cant get that through your thick skulls, you should prolly just lay in your bed, stay there, and die... kthnxbai
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tl;dr
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Fake the script looks like it was suppose to be carefully put but looks like shit and theres no comments on his writing so its fake But its still funny
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Walt Whitman is a legend
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The comment was obviously added digitally- look at the pixelation.
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This has more pwn in it than a roundhouse from Chuck Norris.
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Peters lord of the flies essay was so epic
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I love how this kid is in Honors English
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he gave them all candy. but instead of candy he killed them
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LOL... didn't realize until the end that Walt Whitman was Walt Disney
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The "please see me" was done in MSPaint or something. Noobs.
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excelisior!!!!!!
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This is the greatest thing ever. XD
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Funniest essay EVER. Walt whiteman might seem like a real cool guy but in reality hes a whiny ass pussy. And so on, its the best XD
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WHY IS IT ALWAYS PETER?!
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I honestly can't tell whether he's performing a "HA! Take that, Mr. Farlow!" or if he's just a dumbass.
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Jajajajajaja, but in reality he was just a whiny ass pussy!!!!!!!!!
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why are all these kids named peter? ive only ever met one kid named peter in my entire life
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oh my goddd Peter again?!!! lmfaoarotf
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You guys do see that this is photoshoped, right? You'll spot it easier if you turn down your brightness.. the "Peter, please see me" was shooped.
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My research paper on Walt Whitman is due tomorrow-this is the funniest thing EVER!! ;))
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Peter is my FAVORITE!
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epic win
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PETER STRIKES AGAIN BITCHES
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i laughed so F**King hard xD
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apologize for the question but who is this guy?
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except instead of candy he killed them EPIC WIN
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Halarious!! I have a H.E. Teacher named Mr. Farlow......... I wonder. xD Except the fact with the whole "goth" thing So totally not cool xDDDDD
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Thanks a lot Walt Whitman...
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How did this person get into Honors English?
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Peter, will you be my boyfriend??
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i fucking love this :L
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Great essay but I thought Walt Whitman was also a shopping mall.
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this is th most accurate bio of walt whitman ever and peter deserves not to see the teacher, but to get f-in a's the rest of the year withouy comin to class
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Has anyone noticed 50% of these entries are done by some one named peter?Eighter one person is doing them all or all people named peter have a good sence of humor.But eighter way epic win.
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ha
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LAWL why even black out the whole name if the teacher writes "Peter come see me" Lawl the recaptcha thing to the right of where you write your comment say Suck pussy!
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Spielberg should make a movie about this Walt Whitman character. I mean, he could be the next Luke Skywalker. Why is it always the Peters that have balls?
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You got me!
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How the fuck is he in Honors English?
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SOOOO MUCH WIN!!!!!!!! XD
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"honors english class" i love this kid
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If I were a teacher and some fuckwad turned in this happy horseshit, the last thing I'd do would be to write 'see me.' Who wants MORE of that nonsense? Give him a zero and move on.
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UNFINISHED SENTENCE: Peter, please see me, so i can learn more about Walt Whitman.
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pretty funny but fake ^^ you can see the grey zone (copy paste) around the red markings, and it comes from two other pictures, (the one with expand) and the one where he wrote suck my dick fag :P
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this has to be fake b/c "friends only" refers to Facebook and there were probably 3 ppl on Facebook (if it existed) in the year "2000" in which this was supposedly written.
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"gothcakes"... my stomach hurts from laughing so much!
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This looks absolutely fake on the grading. Look at the penmanship. Funny bio though.
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That guy is my hero! :P
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I wish I was this creative, if I was Id totally do this (on the rough draft, final would be normalish)
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! best honors english biography i ever read................... honors english????????????????????? lol lol lol lol lol lol lol Peter should get a a for the rest of his life!
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"Ode to Faggotry"
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Hey, its Peter Again, he's our QUIZ hero :D
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Is it the same teacher that always writes "see me" with a red pen?
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Literary genius. He'd make a great writer for Fox News because he tells it liek it is.
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"Thans to his dumb ass, now none of us can ride it anymore" LMFAO!!!!!
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Walt Whitman is a pretty cool guy eh molest children, kill chinamen, spite applesauce from hiis nasty ass mouth and doesnt afraid of anything
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I wish I could write that good... he is my new idol... XD
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Peter Nguyen: EPIC WIN, ALL OF HIS ESSAYS
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This is peters 3rd fake essay lol he just doesnt stop, last year it was Mr. Guttierez and now its Mr. Farlow. XD
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It's not the same teacher, idiots This teacher's name is Mr. Farlow Also, look at your keyboards, All the letters of Nguyen are very close together (except the "e"). Chances are someone just whacked the keyboard for an alias.
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Ode to Faggotry lmao
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He is brilliant .
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why is it always some kid named peter?
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"Peter, Please see me." If that was going to work, I think it would have already.
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I don't think LiveJournal existed in 2000
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"the only good chinaman is a dead chinaman" nice
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Peter Nguyen is the king of funny essays!
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Note that it says: 'Honours English'
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FAKE LOOK CLOSELY AROUND THE RED PEN THERES NOTEBOOK PAPER SO ITS CUT OUT OF ANOTHER ONE -_-
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haha ode to faggotry. that kid is awesome.
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you can tell the on the last paragragh, last line it's photoshopped.
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The best part is that this Peter kid has two of these essays on the first two pages of this website.
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" With his blue ox, Emily Dickenson, ..... " rotfl
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Win.
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This is fake. If you look closely at the teachers printing, you can see the original background of "white" was erased during the branch of paint.
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is this the guy who wrote jimmy mcpherson and the not again essay
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Lmfao!
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I love to write, and enjoy the texts of today, yet this is easily the greatest essay I have read by far.
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WAS. LAUGHING. WHOLE. TIME
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loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!! tht was an awesome biography!!! :P
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someone buy this kid his first beer
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is it just me or does anyone else notice that the writer is always peter? he should make a book of his stories
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This looks like something from Encyclopedia Dramatica.
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He died at Walt Disney World by riding the skyride!? What.The. Peas?
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I must meet Pete.
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AWESOME
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if i meet this person i will give him a hug.
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Peter Nguyen: EPIC WIN, ALL OF HIS ESSAYS
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WIN!
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Terrible fake, look how the "Peter, please see me" is really in a light blue background.
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fake, look at the blue boxes around "pete please see me"
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LOL! Asian ftw; pwahah: Honors English!
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"He went to Tiananmen Square to give them all candy. Except instead of candy he killed them." Win.
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Haa! Love how he says walt was a whiny ass little pussy
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YOU GO PETE!
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Walt Whitman = CWU... Gondola ride = 4loko... Never 4get.
The most amazing biography I have ever seen.