Student's Funny Test and Exam Answers

win, lawl

LMFAO my favorite is the non verbal no. lololololol genius

I'd give the guy a 98/100, but yes, I would arrange a meeting with a guidance counsellor. Just so that he can have a laugh too. The guy's message gets across loud and clear.

+167

Exact same shit happened to me in Health class. Meeting with councillor and parents and everything. SORRY for being creative.

+143

A+ and lots of extra credit for this piece of amazing effort

+140

What's "absitnence"?!

+96

Hell no, Lets go to Church!

+70

I am in class, reading this, and I can't stifle my laughing....I want to laugh so hard .....btw awesome skillz of the artist....A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

+68

I would get along with this person.

+46

holy shit im crying my eyes out

+46

Moving On ... ROFLMA

+45

This kid grew up to become the animator for Metalocalypse.

+44

I really wanna shake this kids hand

+43

what the fuck? its an abstinence cartoon assignment, what was the teacher expecting? i would have done the same shit.

+43

my best friend would soo do this hahha.

+41

"Absitnence" nice...

+40

Because "Absitnence" and "Dialog" are words... Kudos for the teacher. Drawings: #epicwin.

+40

Non-verbal "no": Boyfriend... I am disappoint.

+39

Teachers should spell correctly!

+37

Boyfriend... I AM DISSAPOINT

+36

Suggest healthy alternative XD I nearly died!!!

+36

mindnumbingly hilarious

+35

I would of done the same thing. F*ck Absitnence!

+35

Did anyone else notice it says "absitnence"..?

+35

the test spelled abstinence wrong.

+35

"Absitnence"

+35

This is the best one on this site, if I were a teacher I'd have given full points. God I want to meet this kid.

+35

Absinence - Making douchebags kill themselves becuse they can't get laid FTW!

+34

Nice to see someone standing up against religious indoctrination!!!

+34

My teacher..... I am dissapoint.

+34

AWESOMENESS

+33

"Hell no let's go to church!" LMFAO I'm dead!

+33

Why would a teacher even assign something like this? Draw a cartoon about refraining from sex? Come on, what kind of drawings do you think you're going to get? Brava kid!

+33

HOLY CRAP THIS IS HILARIOUS

+33

WTF ???????? LOL

+33

Super. I would like to use it on my coming exams. I saw a lot of samples of funny exams on izifunny.com

+33

I'm so glad to know that Jar Jar Binks became a nun. I always hoped he'd turn out okay in the end.

+32

The kid will suffer for being honest-and a lot more realistic than the abstinence army. Just check teen pregnancy rates in the bible belt...

+32

I'm no FBI, but the trajectory of that bullet is very weird.

+32

I'd like to meet this kid and congratulate him on doing what i have never had the guts to do

+32

You gotta hand it to the stoner/US Politician that drew this, it fits the descriptions all too well.

+31

Has anyone else noticed that they spelled abstinence wrong in he title. That's just asking for trouble...

+31

I have arranged for you to meet me with your guidance counci--- NO MEANS NO! D:

+31

I think lions are hot!

+31

CRAP

+31

"At least attempt to take this seriously" Hey test, at least attempt to not be written in COMIC FUCKING SANS.

+31

The guy and the girl look like Ellis and The Spitter from Left4Dead 2! lol

+31

I pity this teacher. they probably think Fight Club is 100% unfunny, too

+31

fuck conservatism

+31

I like how he's looking at the lizard nun's boobs.

+31

awesome. that teacher needs spellcheck. i love that only one word of the title of the paper is spelled correctly and it is cartoon. ha.

+30

For some reason, something about this is rather Adam Sandler-ish. Probably because, like Sandler, this isn't funny.

+30

THIS WAS TO HILARIOUS CRACKING UP LAUGHING!

+29

Moving on... AN HERO!

+29

Is the person in the non verbal no a woman? If so, I don't think she'd need the other 4 options to stay abstinent. XD

+29

funnA

+29

Suggest healthy alternative XD I nearly died!!!

+29

COMIC SAAAAAAAAANS!!!

+28

His face when he says 'no thx' xD

+28

son...i am disappoint

+28

I think lions are hot!

+28

I didn't hear the assignment okay!

+28

What kind of exam is this?!!?

+27

did anyone pick up on the fact that abstinence is spelled incorrectly at the top heading? "absitnence cartoon dialogue" wtf?

+27

NONVERBAL NO MADE ME LMFAO

+27

funny ;-; XD

+26

WTF is ABSITNENCE

+26

lol "non-verbal no" --.-- --.-- _.._ l l

+26

person:"hurr lets have sex lol ur hawt" teacher:"at least try to take this seriously" me:"oh he didn't have sex? Guess he wasn't ready for a serious relationship..."

+25

bottom left is my science teacher

+25

I lol'd. Hard.

+25

He's a genius.

+25

Haha. I like the "I do not see the meaning to this"

+25

How can the student be expected to take the assignment seriously if the teacher can't even spell ABSTINENCE correctly??

+25

llllllooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllll

+25

this is priceless shit

+25

Take THAT abstinence.

+25

So the teacher thinks the chick swearing is inappropriate, but the guy blowing his brains out isn't?

+25

HURR LET'S HAVE SEX UR HOT LOL

+24

wow awesome drawing! He/she is an artist! *-*

+24

Haha I love the relationship building

+24

My lungs hurt, I'm crying, and I think I ll catch an infection because im bleeding internally from the cuts in my lungs due to my die-hard laughter.

+23

you sir. are a god. of pissing off the gods :DD

+23

non verbal

+23

I think lions are hot!

+23

Oh, god, I love you.

+23

story of my life, lolz

+23

God, it's really scary that THIS is what some people "educate" their kids with. I'd like to see "Verbal no, non-verbal yes" on there, for starters, and "healthy" taken out of that sentence to boot.

+23

HaHa, Abstinence!! :D

+22

i want the one that sags!

+22

i find it funny that they're doing cartoons about abstinence in the first place.

+22

OH MY GOD COMIC SANS IN SCHOOL.

+22

Omg this is so a work ot srt but a kid doing what the parents would do when I'm around

+22

Hitler did nothing wrong.

+22

I bet he gets expelled because one of his pictures has a gun in it.

+21

lmfao this is awesome

+21

lol

+20

This is WINNING more that Charlie Sheen

+20

"Relationship building" ROTHLMFAO

+20

That's one ugly cartoon chick.

+19

This looks like something he has actually seen, I hope not

+19

this is 3good5me

+19

son i am disapoint

+18

It's aaaeet

+18

im a kid how old are you you sound likde a kid

+18

How do you deal with the devil? I do not know but it is a very cautious matter and you shouldn't do so

+17

Is it just me or does the non verbal no look like susan boyle

+17

http://manfaatjellygamatgoldg.com/

+17

David Firth's test paper

+17

I got "42 respelt" on Captcha. My life has a meaning again.

+16

Tits

+16

counselor?

+16

OMFG ITS BEEVIS

+16

with the relationship skills that kid shows id be surprised if hes still a virgin

+16

I would have given him an A+ LOL And used him as an "example" to the others as to how to break the rules and still win.

+15

omg omg i laughed so hard

+15

See,that youngman is going places

+14

Step 1: Find an ugly Mormon chick. Step 2: Ask to do the naughty. Step 3: Get rejected non verbally, verbally and harrasedharrased. Step 4: Kill yourself for nonabsolute reason but because your IQ is less than 90.

+14

body language : SON, IM DISSAPOINT

+13

Did anyone notice the teacher spelled Abstinence wrong in the title??? TEACHER FAIL!

+13

The bottom right panel wins 1000 internets.

+12

good drawings

+12

OH MAN... This is Christian school. No wonder his creativity goes unrewarded.

+12

I like the way he (?) drew the moving on panel