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  Teacher win.

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  That teacher is made of epic win

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  Teacher win, but the teacher is also an arrogant dick.

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  one of this kid's friends did this. probably one of those things in high school where the teach says "okay...pick a friend and have them grade it" and this kids buddy was an asshole. lol. a funny asshole. win major.

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  Clearly this exam was graded by this student's arch nemesis: The Teacher's Aide

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  I think the teacher snapped after grading too many dumbasses' papers.

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  BEST TEACHER EVER

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  F7 Key. Learn It. Use It. Love It. R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

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  Oh Gooooodddd, this reminds me so much of something one of my own old Physics teachers would do. He was awesome.

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  telescope belt buckle ftw

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  All those corrections... yet the teacher didn't comment on the misuse of "effect"?

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  Ooooh, shiny.

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  Its the same dood who drew that dinosaur at the party xD

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  I just love the fact that even AFTER all those mistakes, the person STILL got 3/3... lols.

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  ooooh shiney

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  TA win

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  Telescope powers. He has... Telescope powers.

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  sometimes Teacher's give papers back to differant students to grade. I think that's what happened or its fake.

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  TA win

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  IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!!!!!!

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  D: A "lulz"

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  Shenanigans.

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  Gosh, this made the underside of my danglydown bits tingle the way they tingle when that girl from school stands close to me. Sometimes we bump into each other and that's totally hot when you can get skin on skin, man.

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  this was peer edited. teachers are nice.

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  i love the telescope on the belt..win!!

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  of course it's fake, just about everything posted on this site is. it's supposed to be humorous, not real.

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  This would be a teacher win...if it wasn't fake.

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  "NO! My telescope powers are useless against his lasers!!"

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  "I often forget to wear *tem*"

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  Affect/effect. Learn it. Love it. Teacher fails.

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  I think this is photoshoped, you can see it around the text if you look closely, although it would be awesome if it was real.

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  I really want to have that teacher

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  Is Peter at it again?

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  ZOMG I FUCKING WANT THAT TEACHER

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  Why did I just get rick'd rolled?

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  LOL Teacher

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  The teacher have a lot of free time o.o

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  lmao 'ooooo shiney!' :')

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  A teacher did not grade this - they all know they would be fired for something like that since this is clearly making fun of the poor kid as he tried to write a single essay. lol and his classmate or brother or whoever wrote all over it is a jerk.

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  this teacher ftw

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  fake

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  F7 key won't work because "tat" is a word. It's the process by which lace is made.

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  Lasers are not voodo, CD players are not magical

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  imma firin mah lazor

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  "If you don't see banners, it doesn't mean they aren't there. P.S. Advertising helps this website to exist. Please be understanding!" Can you say 'passive aggressive'? It may be that ads help pay for your website, but it's my computer and I get to decide what shows up on my screen and what gets downloaded to my cache. Please be understanding!

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  This reminds me of the narrative I just got back in 297 lol

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  Actually, "tat" is a word. so the F7 key would not have found it to be a problem, spelling-wise. Grammar-wise, perhaps...

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  "No! my telescope powers are useless against his lasers"

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  no way this is true!! too good to be real!!!

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  EPIC WIN!!

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  Give these scumbag teachers an inch and they'll take a mile, and here is an example of just that. By the power of the red pen, I bequeath my sarcasm upon you.

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  It could have been peer revising, not a teacher. That could explain why grammatical errors are still present.

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  The teacher missed out on a few grammatical errors..

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  This teachers an ass!!!

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  Epic Win

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  Capt. America has manboobs!

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  Those corrections aren't even good ones.

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  "Gosh, this made the underside of my danglydown bits tingle the way they tingle when that girl from school stands close to me." Butters? Is that you?

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  tat is a word and wouldn't be corrected by spell check =\

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  Epic win

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  TA win

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  it's "AFFECT" not "EFFECT" on the 3rd sentence, learn the difference...

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  There is no misuse of "effect".

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  shopped

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  That was hi-larious! gotta love Funny Exam!

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  OMG,this teacher is sooo ironic XD

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  BUT WAIT, HE GOT 3/3 ON THE ASSIGNMENT!

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  A shame the teacher did not notice "effect" when it should have been "affect."

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  don't you feel bad for the kid? he was just trying to write an nice paper and the teacher is making fun of it

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  If I was ever a teacher, I would probably do something like this. This is priceless.

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  Affect, not Effect.

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  january 19 is my birthday!

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  Did anyone else read to the point where a laser pointer was used to point out stars? I didn't realize that stars were less than or equal to 1.25 miles from the earth. Maybe if they were on a reeeaaalllllllly high mountain.... thoughts?

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  Mr Norris, why did you flunk me?

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  we're not losers, we're lasers!

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  I love the 3/3, even after all this. Plus I love this paper. If a teacher really did this, than it's nothing less than an epic win. However, I believe this is one of those cases where students are told to proofread and grade each other's Rough Draft papers. I've had that experience several times in my schools.

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  Oooh Shiny!!!!

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  Please tell me Peter wrote this...it would make it that much better :D

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  i think it was a student edit

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  "I often forget to wear TEM"? what a good teacher...

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  *sigh*

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  That guy is a douchenozzle

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  trying too hard

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  this one is too harsh for me. the kid is making reasonable and valid points about the way lasers have been appropriated to enhance our lives in a number of ways. definitely not a teachers remarks, as no teacher would be so harsh as to critisize a student for having a good grasp of the idea but misspelling words every now and again.

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  telescope powers. wtf is going to happen?! you get bigger?

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  That kid just got pwned.

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  Stupid teacher, thats Captain America.

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  TV remotes use infra-red LEDs, not lasers

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  If anything, it's just peer corrected, not by the teacher.

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  this isnt a teacher... its just another student talking to the text

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  rofl. If this was real then the teacher is an epic win at life. (:

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  Really did the teacher just hoe the shit out of the student I would be so upset if that was me. But love the learn it use it love it for the F7 key

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  lmao 'ooooo shiney!' :')

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  Oh God, I want that teacher :O