Why would you make this choice? Because they fucking move.

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  Why would you make this choice? Because they fucking move.

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  To their credit, barnacles have the largest penis to body ratio of any animal.

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  Seahorses because everyone died looking at the barnacle.

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  Oh god, this kid is awesome. I want to meet him/her and shake their hand.

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  Seth Rogen as a child...

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  IT'S CALLED THE UGLY BARNACLE...

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  As an avid fish keeper and owner of a saltwater reef aquarium, I know from experience that sea horses are fucking impossible to take care of. Anyone who knows anything about salt water tanks will agree.

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  Teacher's grading: F- . BARNACLES FTW!!!!!

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  what happens if a kid takes this test who doesn't have a little brother or sister?

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  WIN

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  i chose barnacle cause seahorse is too mainstream

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  World Epidemic Has Been Created.

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  Blue blistering barnacles!

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  How 'bout the Half-Life variety?