If only i could read German...

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  If only i could read German...

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  the new way of diet: ****ing

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  TRANSLATION (from google translate) "I buy sex toys and I cooked spaghetti

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  I know what I said, teacher, I bought sex toys 2 weeks ago.

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  Liebensmittel is not a German word. I guess "Liebesmittel" (no 'n') could be a valid compound, but nobody would every use it. Sexspielzeug would be the correct translation.

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  Deutschlehrer in America sind also nicht schlauer als Enlischlehrer in Deutschland = Germanteacher in America are apparently not smarter than englishteacher in Germany! Liebensmittel is not a german word! F!

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  it says i bought sex toys and cooked spaghetti

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  You forgot to capitalize brot and milch. You KNOW all nouns in German are capitalized.

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  If this weren't quite so fake, it would be hilarious.

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  "I bought sex toys and I cooked spaghetti"

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  Don't want to let you down kid, but the "teacher's" writing is EXACTLY the same as the "student's" writing.

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  Could read that loud?

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  1. I want to eat bread and i want to drink milk. 2. I've bought *** toys and cooked some spaghetti 3. I want to go to the cinema because i want to see cloud atlas 4. Google Translator cannot translate German to anything and or anything to German

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  Liebensmittel is not a German word. We call them Sexspielzeug (sex toys) for example.

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  Liebensmittel is real https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyIV5OGU-K8

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  -2 points for the teacher - missed one error and "Liebensmittel" is definitely not a word in German