Student's Funny Test and Exam Answers

Ah, the simple things in life. Now school wants to take those away. REBEL!

That's what she said.

Haha push it in further come on they were fucking asking for it

One time we were eating cake and some kid said "I'm choking on these nuts" my friend said that's what she said. the teacher was laughing

+181

That line can almsot be used in anything.. Fucking genius

+91

white student, yellow teacher

+78

it's obviously a case of asian racism against a white student... (if you dont get it, before starting a rant read the entire slip)

+77

But that IS what she said...

+59

before blunch, huh? yeah, i'll be there. beacuse that's totally a real time of the day. XD

+55

one of my teachers said this before our class had a chance to

+49

once the band teacher threated detentions, but at that point no one need to say anything "ok now run your hand along the handle, and move your hand like this..." *cue laughter*

+39

end of blunch

+37

lol at black out the name and it is written in the description

+37

Epic, EPIC win... he deserves a medal for that... fucking teacher...

+36

DALTON IS MY NAME!

+34

pfft. If they just email parents, it's easy just go go home and delete the message.

+33

The White: student Yellow: teacher is in reference to which copies the teacher (the yellow one) and student (the white one) they get. o.O WTF type of school prints detention notes telling the race of students/teachers (AND assuming all the teachers are yellow and students white).

+32

Michael Scott!

+31

HAHAHA This is my math teacher right now! I'm failing... DDD:

+30

Are you kidding me teach? I know that's immature and all but that isn't detention worthy. The reaction by the teacher is more immature than the act itself if they're going that far.

+30

WHITE: Color of the slip that the student takes home. YELLOW: The color of the copy of the slip that the teacher keeps for their records or gives to the main office. HOW OLD IS EVERY ONE COMMENT ING THAT NO ONE KNOW HOW SLIPS/DETENTION WORK IN SCHOOL CURRENTLY!?A bunch of Grandparents perhaps!? lol #srsly lol

+29

on the bottom is says White Student Yellow teacher. im assuming his teacher was asian, and we all know asians are communist

+29

one time someone in math said it's so big! and well... I couldn't help myself

+28

One i had in maths class was a lad was knocking his calculator against the desk and the teacher shouted "how would you like it if I banged you against the desk" :L:L:L:L:L

+28

that's what he said!

+27

^ Thats What She Said

+27

obviously the teacher has a chode, he's so sick of hearing those words himself...

+27

took me a while to get it .. our (Brit) version is "said the actress to the bishop". Or vice versa, as in "I'm feeling rather stiff today" .. said the bishop to the actress.

+26

lol white student

+26

Good for Dalton!

+25

Even in college, every year, without fail, someone will say it out loud when the opportunity comes. Might as well get it out now.

+24

it squeaks when you bang it. thats what she said. THANK YOU STEVE CARELL!!!

+23

"...and remain until end of blunch "?

+23

And she had to clarify that the original comment was innocent

+22

Notice the reason. "ANOTHER student..." Maybe the teacher should stop setting herself up for it. Just an idea.

+22

What the hell is blunch? :D lol

+21

okay, to the retard who's saying that an Asian teacher is being racist to a white student. HEY! IGNORANT PERSON! I know who's detention slip this is...and the student is freaking Asian, you lame brain.

+21

hahaha I go to his school Dalton haha

+21

obv his name is "dalton" fail btw, whoever said that was asking fori t.

+20

Someone once in my class said stick it in and stop waving it around and it was my English teacher who said that's what she said. LOL

+20

'stay until the end of blunch' huh?

+20

Teacher: You're going to get punished! Student: That's what she said

+19

Oh noes! Not until the end of blunch!

+19

Lol. I say that all the time.

+19

lol when i read "push it in further" i was thinking "Thats what she said" and then i read some more and started laughing...

+18

push it in further.

+18

This is cracking me up so much

+18

should've said giggity

+18

I'm betting it's a segregated school, they probably have Blunch and Whunch.

+18

haha on the bottom it says that student:white and teacher:yellow

+18

No... I DON'T think this is a case of RACISIM. Not only does the teacher's name appear to be not asian, I believe the small text at the bottom is refering to a copy paper version (y'know those tracing papers where you have to write hard on top to copy onto the one underneath?) in which yellow beneath was for the teacher to keep, and the white one was given to the student.

+17

omgz i know that kid! hes hilarius

+17

so fake.

+17

Clearly an Asian author of the detention notice, at any rate--just look at how he or she spelled "Brunch"!

+17

haha why would they bother to cross out his name when below it says "Dalton said..."

+16

someone wanna tell me what blunch is lolz

+16

Haha I'm from that school.

+16

dalton...so thats his name

+15

It's always during "B" lunch isn't it??

+14

And will remain until the end of blunch?

+13

Dalton is gettig some serious detention....

+13

"LOL This actually happened to my one friend too last year. XD" - OMG! U have one friend! how sad for u.

+12

omg i cant fucking read their handwriting on every second picture!

+11

Blunch

+11

B LUNCH

+10

Hell to the yeah!!

+10

Lol tottaly sounds like something I would do so yay! I think I justr might in front of a teacher lol.

+9

I am a Chinese linguist who has lived in Taiwan, Okinawa and Hawaii and I have yet to meet an Asian named "Krause". What are you people talking about?

+9

B lunch, as in the school probably has several different lunch times. My old school had that, but we used '1st lunch' '2nd lunch', etc.

+8

AMEN, BROTHER.

+8

white student, yellow teacher racist kunts.

+8

I find the best bit is Student: White, Teacher: Yellow

+8

As a teacher, that teacher's too authoritarian. You need to pick your battles in class, and that wasn't so bad. But is it just me, or does the hand holding the note seem..mature? Could it be the dad posting the note online, thinking "that's my boy!" ? : )

+8

...is this for fucking real? Detention for a simple comment? A simple, stupid comment? Even if that *is* a sexual joke on an innocent statement.. What the hell? Some of these teachers get so stupid they shouldn't even be teaching a rat how to shit... I hope the kid's parent gives him ice cream and cake as some sort of repayment for suffering at the whims of a spiteful teacher. Then again..with a name like 'Krause' it should be expected...

+7

so a white kid and simpson teacher wow

+7

How retarded are you idiots? It says white: student, yellow: teacher because it's a sheet of carbon paper. You write on the top and it goes through to the pages underneath so you have multiple copies of the paper for distribution to multiple people.

+7

my friend said, "shove it in!" and I was "that's what she said." my science teacher was like, "heeyyyy! don't say that. :p" but she's cewl.

+6

LOL This actually happened to my one friend too last year. XD

+6

urgh to get this straight WSYT means the student gets a white copy of it and the teacher gets a yellow copy, not the race blah-di-blah-di-blah of the student and teacher

+6

what the fuck is blunch?

+6

If it's funny, no detention--that's my rule. --a teacher

+6

Innocent comment? what where they talking about?

+6

my teacher loves those jokes!

+6

Anyone notice "white student" and "yellow teacher" on the bottom?

+5

Wow, during class one of my best friends was leaning on my other best friend's head and she yelled: "Get OFF of me!" Then one of my classmates yelled, "That's what she said!" Everyone laughed and we had an awsome sub, so no one got into trouble.

+5

"Blunch"?

+4

It still says the name of the student..

+4

what the hell is blunch? lol its a laugh trying to read the teachers writing sometimes, most of its a load of old scribble!

+4

WTF is BLUNCH?

+3

i would so do the same. =/

+3

lol, the student slip is WHITE, and the teacher's slip is YELLOW. idiots :)