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  Vote this up if you think this deserves an A+

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  0% unacceptable = 100% acceptable

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  How many heavy shits can you take in an unflushed toilet?

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  2.7.2010 it was Sunday, so I can understand his mood on writing an essay

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  You must wipe your ass on a light shit, though.

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  A+++!!!

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  Finally, i will be more conservative by ending this paper short.

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  I agree with the first two phrases. The rest was just fucking hilarious.

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  Should've written it on a used napkin. That's conservation!

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  that teacher needs to get a sense of humor

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  thats true!!! 0% unacceptable is the same as 100% acceptable!!!

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  I suppose "crap" is not profane.

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  0% ? Teacher is tripping ballz.

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  "after taking a heavy shit" that's why I don't go to the bathroom in schools

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  Leave the paper blank and use it for something more useful; that is conservation

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  A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ this kid man should be a speech writer X D

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  Someone give this boy a medal.

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  I can´t believe it!!!! I´m studying so as to become a teacher of english and I´m seeing the things I might have to deal with in the future, hahahahaha

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  A+ for putting what we all wanted to write

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  LOL...hilarious.

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  wait it's 0% unacceptable which means.....it's 100$ acceptable

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  At leas 8 heavy shits in an unflushed toilet will overflow it with shit

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  give the teacher a brake shes having her 5th period this month....

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  This teacher fails. He/she does not understand the difference between "profane" and "obscene."

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  it's spelled arse

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  Wouldn't he need a stable for wiping the ass?

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  Wait! 0% Unacceptable??? :/

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  Does his teacher have Parkinson's? WTF is up with that line?

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  you just brought down a whole paper... you could just wrote it in his butt and it wouldn't make the diference!!!

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  i saw this before 2.7.2010 still awesome tho ;)

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  he needs history on profane language but nobody fking cares thats what he has to deal with it

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  lol 0% unacceptable stupid teacher that means 100% acceptable

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  Lol, 0% unacceptable equals 100% acceptable. Fucking lol.

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  Inconcivable!

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  if this is conservation, society is doomed

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  hey that was done on my birthday!!!! that paper just made my birthday 1000 times better

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  Fake

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  Fucking hilarious

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  Im sure he will use this paper to wipe his ass

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  The students dead right about the amount of paper used in schools now...

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  This is called being honest

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  I laughed the hardest at the end: "This concludes my report on conservation." after all the other stuff :L

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  Also conservative by using less paper...

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  The teacher must've been looking for something orginal. Thats his everyday life.

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  Freaking great!!!!!

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  Awesome!

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  Absolute legend. SNM.

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  I keep cracking up at this, imagine the face of the teacher who read this :D ahhah

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  he is quite the douche bag actually

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  Kinda lame and mean spirited. Anybody can complain about homework. Where's the heart?

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  Thx for helping us be green. We need someone like you in this world

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  This is one more example of close-minded, humorless teachers perpetuating an educational system that was outdated 100 years (to be generous) ago. Regardless of whether this is real: this kind of education has ruined more than one life and produced a myriad of idiotic people (who, as a general rule, get good grades). If you want more people thinking inside the box and constitutionally unable to form an opinion of their own then this is the way to go (assigning homework like this - I'm surprised they're allowed to use a computer!) What I find most insulting is that whoever wrote this is obviously more than capable of writing a paper on "conservation" - isn't THAT what matters? I wish I had written that! Full disclosure: I dropped out of school 30 years ago and I don't regret not having a worthless piece of paper!

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  nigger

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  this is amazing.

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  This looks fake. The red ink looks like a student's writing, not a teacher's.

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  Oh. But she didnt underline 'crap'?

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  $10 dollars that's Peter.

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  Actually, 2/7/10 was a Friday

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  If it is 0% unacceptable, then the kid must have got a 100% on this test ^.^

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  This is me. Every. Single. Essay. I'm typing one on the Illiad right now, and I will blow it up with firecrackers when I is done.

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  This is a win

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  At least he knows what the word means.

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  He he he!!!

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  0% unacceptable... isn't that 100% Acceptable?

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  Add a "10" in front of the 0% and you got yourself an A+.

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  The language isn't even the problem -- Would you look at all those comma splices?? Unacceptable, indeed!

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  You know she was like "Fuck me, now." Right as the class ended and he approached her at her desk after everyone else left.

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  Vote up if you love children

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  give this kid a medal!

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  is this in america??? coz if its in england it means the second of July(my birthday) which hasnt happened yet...

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  Smells like detention...

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  this is most deff a WHIN!

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  Sexy shit

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  it deserves a super A+

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  He is right.

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  My Hero! <3

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  0% unacceptable makes 100% acceptable ;)

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  I HATE swearing and bad language.

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  He has a VERY good pointand 0% unacceptable dddoooooeeessss equal 100% percent acceptable