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This is not Math Class? What class is it?

18 feet per second? That must be super armadillo!

This is not math class? THIS IS SPARTA!

I think the teacher meant "Sonic the Hedgehog"

18 feet? PER SECOND?!

hes the micheal jordan armadillo

If you are gonna answer one question on a test, tell the bitch armadillos dont jump!

haha that's the only question he answered xD

it has a velocity "of of"... spelling fail

If the teacher doesn't know what class it is then how do you expect the student to know?

9/8 seconds.

This is blatantly a fake :/

Um... you have the value of gravity, you have the initial speed. You have its final speed. [Final Speed]^2 = [Initial Speed]^2 + 2 x [Acceleration: Gravity] x [Distance Traveled]. So you figure out the distance. Then: [Distance] = [Initial Speed] x [Time] + .5 x [Acceleration: Gravity] x [Time]. The only factoring involved in this problem is factoring out time at the end to solve for it. Please don't say there isn't enough information unless you know what you're talking about.

Actually, yes they do! Texans regularly pick dead armadillo out of their truck grills because their main instinct when they see a truck barreling down the road toward them is, you guessed it, jump high in the air.

This is actually true.

Not math class huh... why the quadratics?

sadly armidillo's do jump usually just when scared but thats how they die when a car goes over them then they jump lol

i dont think you can answer that without A the amount of time the armadillo was in the air or B how high the tree was

fake

The anser to 5 is (x+6)(x+8) :D

the teacher has bad handwriting.it should be sacked.

Period...lol

isnt the answer 3.66 sec? or something like that

hahaha!!!! maybe the maker of the exam is describing Cannonbolt of Ben Tennyson XD

"Not [math] drawing class" Teacher epic fail.

wtf... thats not factoring... that would be kinematics... and theres not even enough information to do the question... nice armadillo though

I think he should at least half because it is proven that they cant jump but 25 inches off the ground

I wanna be an armadillo

Who told you armadillos can't jump? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8gSKjXLig

Hey, dumbass teacher...it's called Art.

It says "not math drawing class" like you draw math drawings. Just saying that because of the title ^^"

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OH GOODNESS.

No you are right. This is Patrick.

wow i hate people who put fake stuff on here. The handwriting of the answer and the teachers handwriting is the same plus no other questions are answered. What a dumbass

Uhm..That teachers handwriting is horrible..

I like the fact the teacher's comment in red pen, is in the same handwriting as the answer to the question!

An armadillo of all creatures to pick?

Fake, if you were smart, you wouldve wrote neater and wrote answers for everything else.

Why would an armadillo jump, anyway? That makes no sense at all, they roll up into a ball! (Yeah, I know that's not the point.)

Is that a D or a zero?

Fuck yeah! Super armadillo!

why would the math teacher cross out the word math on the sheet. Does he also not know what day of the week it is.

Who the fuck uses ft/s

Uhm..This teachers handwriting is horrible...

armadillos do jump

what armidillo jumps 18 feet lol

teacher fail

True... So very true

It only takes the armadillo 1.125 seconds to hit the ground and he reaches a maximum height of 0.56... even though he can't jump.

fake... but still funny

nice to see Feet per Second so must be an old paper question or children are now learning in the correct way not these things called mm, cm, metre, etc . Lets get back to £ . s . d , inches, Feet, Yard, furlong, chain, link, rod, pole, perch, then there is a Ramsden's Chain which is 100ft. Then you can also measure in hans, palms, fingers and nails which are all part of the human body which were used in the 1600s.

NOT MATH CLASS?!?!?! DARNIT JOHNNY!!! I KEEP ohhhh wait it's okay. You're grading your own paper. ...which is mostly blank. Except for the superarmadillos...

Easy. X = Xo + Vot + 1/2at^2 18 feet per second = 5.48 meters per second 0 = 0 + 5.48t + 1/2(9.81)t^2 10.96t = 9.81t^2 10.96 = 9.81t t = 1.11 seconds.

Don't know the answer but i'd hazard a guess of less than 3 seconds. I don't know the math required to solve this but i do know armadillo's can't jump 18 feet so that gives me an idea of how long it would take.

I like how the teacher was going to say "not math class" but then crossed it out XD

They jump 6 feet into the air when scared! XD its true.

wouldn't it run out of feet after .22 seconds?

I'm not sure what the velocity of "OF" is!???

I didn't know mrweeble from youtube was a teacher!!

Nice handwriting, teacher...

this is pretty obviously fake :/ losers

my teacher would have given me bonus marks for this.

Math Drawing Class?? Oh Shit... Algebras New Opponent.

But when does the armadillo stop traveling up? If it is going up it has to turn around and come down, so it would be decelerating too which effects the time. If it is going up there has to either be a height or distance until it turns around. Or if you had the weight of the armadillo you can use gravity and speed, but you would also need to account for the acceleration to the 18f/s. Maybe its a big fat armadillo or some methfreak armadillo. This question is horrible and the teacher should feel bad for it. I have no clue what the answer is, but now my head hurts.

Oh really? Then solve it.

http://lgsquirrel.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/holidayarmadillo.jpg

This is fake because the next 3 questions don't have answers

Ah, sorry about the comment below, I wrote it in lines, but it took them out. I should have used commas. And by the way, basic physics. Acceleration due to gravity is the same no matter how fat your armadillo is.

Armadillos do jump when startled, but only 3 or 4 feet into the air. Not 18 for whoever said they could on the comments.

holy failing teacher xD

how long is a armidllo jump? and how high can they jump???? i mean that is a worthless question if there is no proper information

So fake, the rest of the paper is completely blank and there are no Xswhere he got those blank ones wrong.

Funny no one noticed the very last question. Those aren't trinomials, they are binomials. Stupid teacher.

she means thats not math wat he did thats art since he drew a pic i like it and ARMADILOS DO TO JUMS THE JUMP HIGH

Notice how the "teacher" writing is the same as the students? FAIL

WTF? Why is there Physics on a FACTORING EXAM!? THAT'S THE TEACHER'S FAULT!

Armadillos do too jump, dumbass!

Yes, they do actually.

FAKE

All mammals can jump except for elephants my friend...

Obviously, the armadillo was black.

NOT MATH? maybe science.....

drawing class? i think you mean art, dumbass. ART.

Why an armadillo????

No that's a black armadillo

BY THE WAYYYY they ARE trinomials. we're doing that in math right now. stupid comment x> ha

XD The teachers and the students handwriting looks the same

Sonic

umm if this isnt math class then wat eles would u think i would do ?

i had that same question in my math book !?!?!

does anyone else notice how the teacher only commented on that one question and none of the others were done

Fail...you would not have a physics problem on a factoring quiz. Also the handwriting looks the same.

This actually looks a lot like something I did in high school math class. I never worked on factoring though, so it's not my work.

Why would some one taking a maths exam know how gravity is pulling the Armadillo down?

What about Mighty the Armadillo? He jumps!

0 = 0.5 * (32) * t^2 + 18 * t ... unless the armadillo was on Mars.

Er, whoever said gravity pulls at 9.8 ft/sec^2? You meant meters per second squared. The jump is quite a bit less than one second.

The teacher meant that the drawing is not math. Just sayin.

what a douchebag teacher. "this isnt drawing class" first of all its called "art" not "drawing class" dumbfuck. second, he proved the question to be false and hes good at drawing so he should totally get the mark. asshole teachers, gotta hate em.

fake. handwriting is the same, and the math class slip up is a bit of an indicator =p

9 banded armadillos (as drawn) do jump, 3 banded armadillos roll into a ball

yeah, why is armadillo the example in the first place??

Armadillos 101: Intro to jumping armadillos.

This is a fake, you can tell because the student's hand writing is similar to the teachers.

Not the same handwriting. Look at the R, A, and T's. Completely different. They're both just sloppy! LOL
This is not Math Class? What class is it?