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This is not Math Class? What class is it?

18 feet per second? That must be super armadillo!

This is not math class? THIS IS SPARTA!

I think the teacher meant "Sonic the Hedgehog"

18 feet? PER SECOND?!

hes the micheal jordan armadillo

If you are gonna answer one question on a test, tell the bitch armadillos dont jump!

haha that's the only question he answered xD

it has a velocity "of of"... spelling fail

If the teacher doesn't know what class it is then how do you expect the student to know?

This is blatantly a fake :/

9/8 seconds.

sadly armidillo's do jump usually just when scared but thats how they die when a car goes over them then they jump lol

Um... you have the value of gravity, you have the initial speed. You have its final speed. [Final Speed]^2 = [Initial Speed]^2 + 2 x [Acceleration: Gravity] x [Distance Traveled]. So you figure out the distance. Then: [Distance] = [Initial Speed] x [Time] + .5 x [Acceleration: Gravity] x [Time]. The only factoring involved in this problem is factoring out time at the end to solve for it. Please don't say there isn't enough information unless you know what you're talking about.

i dont think you can answer that without A the amount of time the armadillo was in the air or B how high the tree was

Actually, yes they do! Texans regularly pick dead armadillo out of their truck grills because their main instinct when they see a truck barreling down the road toward them is, you guessed it, jump high in the air.

Period...lol

hahaha!!!! maybe the maker of the exam is describing Cannonbolt of Ben Tennyson XD

isnt the answer 3.66 sec? or something like that

This is actually true.

Not math class huh... why the quadratics?

Who told you armadillos can't jump? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8gSKjXLig

word

fake

I wanna be an armadillo

Uhm..That teachers handwriting is horrible..

I like the fact the teacher's comment in red pen, is in the same handwriting as the answer to the question!

what armidillo jumps 18 feet lol

Hey, dumbass teacher...it's called Art.

Fake, if you were smart, you wouldve wrote neater and wrote answers for everything else.

I think he should at least half because it is proven that they cant jump but 25 inches off the ground

OH GOODNESS.

An armadillo of all creatures to pick?

wtf... thats not factoring... that would be kinematics... and theres not even enough information to do the question... nice armadillo though

NOT MATH CLASS?!?!?! DARNIT JOHNNY!!! I KEEP ohhhh wait it's okay. You're grading your own paper. ...which is mostly blank. Except for the superarmadillos...

"Not [math] drawing class" Teacher epic fail.

the teacher has bad handwriting.it should be sacked.

No you are right. This is Patrick.

Don't know the answer but i'd hazard a guess of less than 3 seconds. I don't know the math required to solve this but i do know armadillo's can't jump 18 feet so that gives me an idea of how long it would take.

Uhm..This teachers handwriting is horrible...

Why would an armadillo jump, anyway? That makes no sense at all, they roll up into a ball! (Yeah, I know that's not the point.)

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True... So very true

fake... but still funny

No that's a black armadillo

http://lgsquirrel.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/holidayarmadillo.jpg

The anser to 5 is (x+6)(x+8) :D

teacher fail

my teacher would have given me bonus marks for this.

why would the math teacher cross out the word math on the sheet. Does he also not know what day of the week it is.

This is fake because the next 3 questions don't have answers

Ah, sorry about the comment below, I wrote it in lines, but it took them out. I should have used commas. And by the way, basic physics. Acceleration due to gravity is the same no matter how fat your armadillo is.

Armadillos do jump when startled, but only 3 or 4 feet into the air. Not 18 for whoever said they could on the comments.

Is that a D or a zero?

Nice handwriting, teacher...

Fuck yeah! Super armadillo!

wow i hate people who put fake stuff on here. The handwriting of the answer and the teachers handwriting is the same plus no other questions are answered. What a dumbass

But when does the armadillo stop traveling up? If it is going up it has to turn around and come down, so it would be decelerating too which effects the time. If it is going up there has to either be a height or distance until it turns around. Or if you had the weight of the armadillo you can use gravity and speed, but you would also need to account for the acceleration to the 18f/s. Maybe its a big fat armadillo or some methfreak armadillo. This question is horrible and the teacher should feel bad for it. I have no clue what the answer is, but now my head hurts.

Oh really? Then solve it.

wouldn't it run out of feet after .22 seconds?

Who the fuck uses ft/s

WTF? Why is there Physics on a FACTORING EXAM!? THAT'S THE TEACHER'S FAULT!

It says "not math drawing class" like you draw math drawings. Just saying that because of the title ^^"

she means thats not math wat he did thats art since he drew a pic i like it and ARMADILOS DO TO JUMS THE JUMP HIGH

I'm not sure what the velocity of "OF" is!???

9 banded armadillos (as drawn) do jump, 3 banded armadillos roll into a ball

They jump 6 feet into the air when scared! XD its true.

It only takes the armadillo 1.125 seconds to hit the ground and he reaches a maximum height of 0.56... even though he can't jump.

holy failing teacher xD

how long is a armidllo jump? and how high can they jump???? i mean that is a worthless question if there is no proper information

Funny no one noticed the very last question. Those aren't trinomials, they are binomials. Stupid teacher.

Easy. X = Xo + Vot + 1/2at^2 18 feet per second = 5.48 meters per second 0 = 0 + 5.48t + 1/2(9.81)t^2 10.96t = 9.81t^2 10.96 = 9.81t t = 1.11 seconds.

Notice how the "teacher" writing is the same as the students? FAIL

I like how the teacher was going to say "not math class" but then crossed it out XD

nice to see Feet per Second so must be an old paper question or children are now learning in the correct way not these things called mm, cm, metre, etc . Lets get back to £ . s . d , inches, Feet, Yard, furlong, chain, link, rod, pole, perch, then there is a Ramsden's Chain which is 100ft. Then you can also measure in hans, palms, fingers and nails which are all part of the human body which were used in the 1600s.

i had that same question in my math book !?!?!

armadillos do jump

Why an armadillo????

Armadillos 101: Intro to jumping armadillos.

Obviously, the armadillo was black.

I didn't know mrweeble from youtube was a teacher!!

drawing class? i think you mean art, dumbass. ART.

So fake, the rest of the paper is completely blank and there are no Xswhere he got those blank ones wrong.

Math Drawing Class?? Oh Shit... Algebras New Opponent.

All mammals can jump except for elephants my friend...

Fail...you would not have a physics problem on a factoring quiz. Also the handwriting looks the same.

Not the same handwriting. Look at the R, A, and T's. Completely different. They're both just sloppy! LOL

BY THE WAYYYY they ARE trinomials. we're doing that in math right now. stupid comment x> ha

NOT MATH? maybe science.....

Why would some one taking a maths exam know how gravity is pulling the Armadillo down?

does anyone else notice how the teacher only commented on that one question and none of the others were done

what a douchebag teacher. "this isnt drawing class" first of all its called "art" not "drawing class" dumbfuck. second, he proved the question to be false and hes good at drawing so he should totally get the mark. asshole teachers, gotta hate em.

What about Mighty the Armadillo? He jumps!

Armadillos do too jump, dumbass!

XD The teachers and the students handwriting looks the same

Yes, they do actually.

FAKE

yeah, why is armadillo the example in the first place??

This actually looks a lot like something I did in high school math class. I never worked on factoring though, so it's not my work.

The teacher meant that the drawing is not math. Just sayin.

0 = 0.5 * (32) * t^2 + 18 * t ... unless the armadillo was on Mars.

this is pretty obviously fake :/ losers

Sonic

umm if this isnt math class then wat eles would u think i would do ?

Er, whoever said gravity pulls at 9.8 ft/sec^2? You meant meters per second squared. The jump is quite a bit less than one second.

fake. handwriting is the same, and the math class slip up is a bit of an indicator =p
This is not Math Class? What class is it?