Other's Responses
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lmao. the kid puts 'nigga stole my bike!' in this essay 'by the time Jesus was 3 he mastered the pogo stick (and we all know how hard that damn thing is)'.......?
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hahah omg "or when you were born, btw did you go to school with him?" lmao i love this kid
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Jesus were out of ammo LOL
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Anyone notice that "nigga stole my bike" is perfectly ok, but the fact that black people dont steal scooters is sterotyping??
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37%? So it's 1/3 right?
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i didn't know Jesus was born in 1923, or that he had anything to do with the Civil war. man, WTF has my school been teaching me?! apparently my teachers have it all wrong.
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"they thought Jesus was moding so they joined a new server" - that came out of nowhere awesome.
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Nigga stole my bike XD i laughed so hard i was in tears!
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haha I love how the teacher pointlessly took the time to add in commas and paragraph breaks, yet they said nothing about the n word? haha and only said "stereotyping?" hmmm the word i had to type into the recaptcha box was "whiteman". I'm sensing a theme here
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with his last breath he said "warship me" ^.^
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How did he even get a 37%?
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37? That's a pretty generous mark.
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Why is the teachers handwriting similar to that of a typical 8 year olds?
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lmao. 'the people fought for about fifty years, the war finally ended in 2020.'. hahahaha! EPIC
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i like how she couldn't spell grammatical ^_^
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i actually almost cried when it said nigga stole my bike im still laughing while im typing right now hahaha omg legendary
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Absolutely right it was a waste of ink. Why should the teacher put more effort (any) into grading it than the student did writing it (none)?
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sterotyping?
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"When he turned three he mastered the pogo stick everyone knows how hard that damn thing is." has 2 main subject/verb pairs with no punctuation and is therefore a run-on, not a fragment.
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Where did the 37% come from? The goodness of the teachers heart?
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everybody knows black people don't steal scooters
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China and Pakistan?! Nigga stole my bike?! Chased him for hours?! No one did anything?! Black people dont steal scooters?! and Jesus learned this "quickly"?! L...M...F...A...O
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The roaring 20's (ow when you were born, Btw did you go to the school with him?) Lol! The teacher underlined it and didnt understand what btw was so didn't get this person was calling him old...classic.
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Roflmao lmao ttmmlollabg
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Lol, how the hell did this kid get 37%? For what?! There isn't a single line that's true in this essay..
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Roflmao lmao ttmmlollabg
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shit, you got 8 classes?
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And he still got 37%. Is there any way to actually get a 0 in this class, short of wiping the paper on your assand handing it straight in?
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this is crazy. haha lol
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why was the teacher such a pushover here? what a waste of red ink. A simple, "F" unacceptable would have been enough. MCB
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'So they quit and joined a new server' Ultra win!
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Haha wow the kid has no idea what life is even about
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why does the teacher not know the difference between a sentence fragment and a run-on?
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Was 37% of the score based on being able to write his name?
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I love that the teacher commented on their grammatical errors, but apparently spelled it wrong and had to re write it...lawlzz fail
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so they quit and joined a differnt server rofl
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Jesus is awesome
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period 8?!
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hahaha, i love how the only thing the teacher cares about is what BTW stands out out of that sentence: when you were born BTW did you go to school with him?)
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ha ha funnies thing i ever saw in my life
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lmao. the kid puts 'nigga stole my bike!' in this essay 'by the time Jesus was 3 he mastered the pogo stick (and we all know how hard that damn thing is)'.......?
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NIGGA STOLE MY LOL.
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Seems like with a bit more seriousness you're able to achieve doctors degree in the US, whensoever this story gives you a third of the maximum score.
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EPIC WIN!
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anyone else think this is just kids marking the exam and not actual teachers
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Ridiculously hilarious, but i have a sneaky feeling it was faked, the teachers mistakes, handwriting and even crossing out at the end doesnt look like a teachers or adults would. Still WIN though!!!
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"He sat around for days until someone just told him he could have the government"
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"The people thought jesus was modding so they quit and joined a new server" Roflmfao wtf?
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teacher actually says "sterotyping"
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HAHAHAHAH btw did you go to school with him? hahahah. This kid has ballls!
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Did anyone notice that Jesus says "Warship me"???
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wow the highest rated comment sucks shit idiots
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Roflmao lmao ttmmlollabg
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the most shit part is when the boy wrote (or when you were born, btw did you go to school with him?) yes, the boy really did ask the teacher if he/she go to school with jesus,hahah LOL :P
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Wow,Jesus was even cooler then we thought.
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I love how the teacher just gives up near the end with the comments...
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No way that's 37%. I mean, in university, maybe, but... "The grade will stand as is and is well deserved." How is a 37% ever well deserved?!? How is a 37% even fricking computed? There are no failing marks that accurate on subjectively graded exams. I'd give the guy a 62. At least that's almost a pass.
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Jesus was modding so Pakistan left his server. XD
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"They thought jesus was moding so they joined a new server" i rofled so hard im still laughing this kid is an epic win
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marty mcfly!!
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diculously hilarious, but i have a sneaky feeling it was faked, the teachers mistakes, handwriting and even crossing out at the end doesnt look like a teachers or adults would. Still WIN though!!!
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nigga fuck shit bitch
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STEROTYPING
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MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE!!!
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37? i love how the teacher wrote all over this essay, but instead of giving a 0, the teacher found a few good points to bump up the score to 37
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LOL: "or when were you born btw? did you go to school with him?"
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so fake...this guy graded this himself
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That doesnt look like a teachers handwriting.
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LOL WITHOUT BLACK PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD PEOPLE WOULD BE STEALING YOUR BIKE!!
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This is stupid, obviously this is fake. No teacher would have such sloppy writing. The person who wrote this wouldn't have had the balls to turn this in.
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thats how you essay jesus
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Teacher said: "you failed" I say: EPIC WIN
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haahhah they "quit and joined a new server"
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Fake.
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lol...jesus was moding so they switched servers.
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that teacher is a retard. the civil war wasn't started cuz of slaves. it was started cuz of the confederacy ceding from the union
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Love it :) x
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worst teacher ever
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I love how Jesus only had a banana! Haha! Win! XD
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I liek how the teacher spelled grammatical wrong. Irony win?
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I like how he said they quit and joined a new server
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"Once the war was over Jesus was hit by a car and with his last breath said, "warship me" and died." Pretty accurate.
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I'm surprised he even got credit for this
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The teacher spells "grammatical" wrong!
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obviously fake, the guy who typed it also wrote all over it trying to make it look like a teacher's writing, not impressed -.-
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lol the teacher didn't even see him spell "worship" wrong.
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I could imagine a young jesus yelling nigga stole my bike!
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Roflmao lmao ttmmlollabg
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Any one else notice that the civil war won't end for another 10 years?
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lol when the teacher wrote that he had grammatical errors she scratched it out...haha----newhooo
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the war ended in 2020... what year are we? :S I'm lost in time and space!!!
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Well, at least he Indented.
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with numerous Grammatical and structural errors...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0t_k2kFHcc
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I love how it's like the teacher's sanity deteriorates along the way. xD
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The History Channel lied to me...
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The reason why the teacher put "stereotyping?" when the kid wrote "black people don't steal scooters" is because he expressed that as a representative view for all black people. On the other hand when the kid wrote "**** stole my bike" he was simply alluding to the fact that a black guy stole his bike. He wasn't implying that all black people steal bikes. For example if I say "a white guy stole my car", does that mean all white people steal cars? No, it doesn't.
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LOL Show me what you wrote for the new topic.
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"Not only was Jesus super cool" Lmfao
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The main thing im trying to figure out is how the teacher came up with 37% for this essay???
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it should be stereotyping
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lmfao nigga stole my bike lmfaooo
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LMAO he was born in the roaring 20s (btw did you go to school with him?).. this kid is great
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"That's like 5 billion miles" for reference, the distance from the Earth to former planet Pluto is only 3 billion miles.
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he got a 37% because N.I.G.G.E.R.S steal everything
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it's "mahalo." Duh! http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/Battleship
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the awkward moment when the teacher spells grammatical wrong and has to re-write it..
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"the civil war was b/w China and Pakistan"
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Marty McFly FTW.
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lol "the people thought Jesus was moding so they quit and joined a new server"
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The Teacher Put Fml Lolz
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Faken?
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PETER STRIKES AGAIN!
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i have 9 periods.
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I think this paper would have been more funny or seemed more legit if the teacher would have done a better job with correcting the paper and would have had better handwriting...otherwise I'm pretty sure the kid faked this which causes it to be less funny. I think a teacher would know how to spell "stereotyping: correctly, see that the kid spelled "worship" wrong, etc. I didn't find this one funny almost at all... :/
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i actually pissed my pants a lil reading this one
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I bet even the teacher thought it was kinda funny :D
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why is noone pointing out that that teacher marked 3 perfectly grammatical sentences (maybe missing a comma, but complete sentences) as frag(ments)?
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hahaha teacher misspelled grammatical and had to re-write while scolding the kid for them.
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lulz he got a 37% so what part was right?
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the teacher doesn't seem too bright either. he/she marked so many things wrong-- "frag" for run-ons, etc.
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BTW did you go to school with him?
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Jesus was born in the 1920s (Or when you were born. Btw did you go to school with him?) xD
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shit, you got 8 classes?
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stupid
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Fakest of the fake. The teacher's comments are almost worse than the paper.
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That's something that i would put on my fridge
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a black kid stole my bike once i got really mad.. harray for jesus.. He stopped all the black people from stealing bikes. wait weres my bike?????
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A man among men.
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as you can clearly see he has faken this essay
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37% seems pretty arbitrary here...
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This seems extremely fake. I understand that not all teachers have the best handwriting but even the comment at the bottoms seems adolescent.
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Roflmao lmao ttmmlollabg
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I love how she didnt correct the "nigga stole my bike" line. lol
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"All Jesus had was a banana, and 15 seconds later, developed an atom bomb, and dropped it on Pakistan and killed a lot of people." Haha, awesome
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8th Period!? who the hell could absorb 8 different classes in a day! poor kid's brain is so fried by EIGHTH period they'd think the Civil War was between China and Pakistan
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This student should have received an "A" for effort. Obviously he put a lot more thought into this than many students put into their papers. To a casual observer, the student appears to be more capable than the instructor who graded this paper.
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This student should have received an "A" for effort.Obviously he put more thought into this than most students put into their work. From a casual glance, the student appears to be far more capable than the instructor who graded this paper.
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omg this is just.... i was ROFL, literally.
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My guess is that he/she got a 37 because the teacher laughed so hard.
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GYAHAHAHAHA! The teacher mispelled "stereotyping!" She put "sterotyping." GYAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! As soon as I saw "Jesus" on the second paragraphed, I just ROFLMAOed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"As one can tell you seemed to have taken this as a joke." NO SHIT, SHERLOCK.
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I like how the teacher obviously messed up the word "grammatical."
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lol "btw did u go to school w/ him?" hahahaha
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The person who said 'i didn't know Jesus was born in 1923, or that he had anything to do with the Civil war. man, WTF has my school been teaching me?! apparently my teachers have it all wrong.' Damn , Im serious dont talk to me like do you have mental issues ? Your fuckiing retarded as balls -_-.
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haha they thought he was modding
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Jesus? moding...?
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stereotyping?
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wow....just....wow
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If i was the teacher id give this guy a 1000000000000000000000%
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They thought Jesus was moding so they quit and joined a new server! XD Priceless, look out chemistry teachers! I'm gonna copy him!
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The teachers marks are nearly as bad as the actual essay! They misspelled stereotyping.
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'along with numerous grammatical issues' what i like is that the teacher cant even spell either
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"you are taking this as a joke" "strucktural errors" "you failed at proving anything" "i need to speek with you" "F"...and he still managed 37%?
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This is the funnyest paper to write to a teacher. mines wold flip out. :D i love whoever writed this.
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"Jesus was probably the main factor why the Civil war was fought the way it was." isn't a sentence fragment....? xD any who, HILARIOUS! XD
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How the hell did he get a 37 on this! if i were the teacher i would have given it an automatic 0 but im also not as nice. at any rate this was funny as fuck!
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Nigga Stole my Bike! YTMND references FTW. Also, Jesus is more awesome than I thought.
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That teacher is a frag whore.
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i loved at the teache pointing out that the F on McFly is wrong.
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this is fake, look at the handwriting. teachers' handwriting contrasts with their students'. even 'stereotyping' on the right margin is spelled wrong. LAME ASS
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I love that he had a typo and had to erase the word "Grammatical" in "grammatical error".
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"Warship me!" Anyone else picture Jesus as a warship now?
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"8th Period!? who the hell could absorb 8 different classes in a day! poor kid's brain is so fried by EIGHTH period they'd think the Civil War was between China and Pakistan" 1,3,5,7 one day 2,4,6,8 the next
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Roflmao lmao ttmmlollabg
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ha ha 'warship me'
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Teacher: "frag" What?
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No wonder he didn't take the paper seriously, I'd pissed too if i had an 8th period.
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I like how when the teacher was writing her comments, she spelt "grammatical" wrong.
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Roflmao lmao ttmmlollabg
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So Jesus died in 2020... as did the practically obsolete Civil War of the future/past that is completely non-fiction
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"warship me! " haha
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you gotta wonder, what the hell was he smoking when he wrote this paper?
lmao. the kid puts 'nigga stole my bike!' in this essay 'by the time Jesus was 3 he mastered the pogo stick (and we all know how hard that damn thing is)'.......?