Other's Responses
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Lol; 2nd line :"not again ..."
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Tupac was a boat. Damn, History has lied to us guys
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Wheres pinto?!?!?!
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Ha, the teacher says stop doing this, then shows intrigue
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Anyone notice that Pinto is not part of the "Three trusty crewmates"? Pinto just walks into the essay out of nowhere. I bet this sneaky bastard was the Mexicans who lobotomized Santa Maria. Dirty spic.
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Peter is officially my hero. I showed this to my teacher, and he loves Peter too. haha.
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"So What Happened To Pinto" ROTFLOL EPIC!
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LMFAO PETER, YOU ARE MY HERO.
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god damnit peter, how are you still in school after writing so many of these god damn papers XD
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Why Doesnt He Make Movies?!?! Haha
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Has anyone else noticed that there are plenty of papers on this site written in the same tone by someone named peter? i think it might all be the same guy, i want to shake his hand and give him money.
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Lmao... someone seems to be obsessed with Planet of the Apes
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Hahaha Maria Santa Maria and Tupac.. and teacher goes WHAT?
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this is like the 5th paper by "peter"
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...isn't that the plot to Planet of the Apes? xDDD And here I thought this kid was a genius, but he's just stealing other people's material!
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The teacher's hadnwriting looks fine too me. It's a lot beter than my chem.'s, which is barely legible. I wish I could meet this Peter dude. xD
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We are fucked!
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"He, and his three trusty crew mates, Maria, Santa Maria, and Tupac" Lol freaking priceless I burst out laughing but its like 3 in the morning so my Dad runs in and unplugs my computer. xD
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Peter Rules!
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Peter stop doing this >.<
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...To those of you who say fake because of the background behind the teacher comments, I say: Look at the typed words. The color behind them is off as well, meaning that the funny color behind the teacher comments means absolutely nothing.
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this kid is the most funny and creative kid ever
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"So what happened to Pinto?" This peice of shit even bemused the poor teacher.
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Pinto is Tupac come back from the dead! It's true I say!
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lmfao priceless. Santa Maria was one of Columbus's boats, too. Just for the record. >>
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What happened to the first Maria?!
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of course the black guy dies first.
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you should really publish these i wanna read more of these... i kno there r more
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Peter for president!!!
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"so what happened to pinto?" looooool... Did anyone else see it says "not again" haha this kid is a joker :)
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So we owe Colombus not only the discovery of America, but RAP also!! "Maria, Santa Maria and Tupac" were onboard rapping through the whole journey....lol
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What makes it even worse is that they are looking for Pinto..... wich means "dick" in portuguese....
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This is a day after my 6th birthday. o:
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hilarious!!! What happens to pinto and the teacher acually likes it too co she wants to no
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What's really messed up is that the last ship was La Pinta, not Pinto.
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haha its planet of the apes
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PETER YOU ARE AWESOME THANK YOU!
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Funny Mr. Peter Gutierrez. lol
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this story is so cool, it should be made into a movie.
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hahaha this these essays seriously make my day
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The worst part is that the kid's a decent writer... for fiction that is...
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"This paper, as well as several others submitted by the student "Peter" appear to be faked. The background color of the teachers comments is off." - JPEG Artifacts
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peter..
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Do you guys not realize the teacher wants to hear more!!!!
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I love how they've just underlined 'intelligent apes'. No comment necessary. XD
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Not again...
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Wait - we had Maria, Santa Maria, and Tupac. Tupac dies. Then suddenly there's Pinto and Santa Maria and then Maria is back, but Pinto is gone.
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"So what happened to Pinto?"LOLWHUUUT?the teacher was interested after all.XD
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And this is a kid with a future at the movie industry.
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Peter,not again..
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E eu??????
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He's not obsessed with Planet of the Apes, have you seen any of his other ones? No PotA, and some DragonBallZ in one of the others. Peter is awesome. It doesn't matter if they're faked, they're still awesome.
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They should make a movie out of this. XD
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Im genuinly intrigued about Pinto
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What the fuck did I just read?
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it's not "Pinto", it's "Pinta"
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Actually ya i think this is funny and that he actually handed this in but the teacher comments are photoshopped and i know this because i accidentally looked at it from a certain angle and there r these wierd boxes around the teachers comments.
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what about the aliens?????
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I would really like to meet this Peter
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WHY IS THERE A RADIO IN THE ESSAY?
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hahaha, the teachers mexican (mr. gutierrez) and "peter" rips on the mexicans. too funny, this kid wins
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"What happened to Pinto" LOLZ!
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"what happened to pinto?" mr. gutierrez is awesome
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LMAO!! "Wheres Pinto?" That got me in tears at 2 am
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Even worst in Brazil, "Pinto" is a slang for "penis"... that made the whole text even funnier
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I love how the teacher is so obviously intruiged by the end: "So what happened to Pinto?" xD
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god fucking "Tupac" makes everything funnny
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PETER I LOVE YOU DUDE i am a huge tupac fan its hilarious youve used him in two essays already DAMN youve inspired me imma do this on a final for my hella cool lit.block teacher
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Wow i need to meet that "peter" guy xD
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Very creative
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This guy is up there with T.S. Eliot and Shakespeare... you watch, we'll be analysing his texts half a century later...
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this is soo fake, but still hilarious peter was in US history with the same teacher, but now he's in world history.
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If you zoom in on the comments, you can see they were edited in,
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Did You Know: pinto means door in Filipino!
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WHEN THE FIERCE STORM CRASH LANDED THIER SHIP ON A STRANGE ISLAND HE SHOULD SAID THERE HE MET With Gilligan The Skipper too,The millionaire and his wife,The movie star The professor and Mary Ann, HERE ON GILLIGAN ISLES
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He kills off Tupac in every essay he writes! :D
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God,Tupac's seen it all,really,hasn't he?
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...on the beach was the statue of liberty. voila!
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God bless you Peter, whoever you are. xD
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Sources: Wikipedia
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Peter: at it again. First Walt Whitman... haha
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Peter, please stop doing this...
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There was no Pinto described in the three trustworthy crewmate!!!
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So what happened to Pinto? LOL
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Ah man. I wish my teacher was like Mr Gutierrez. Peter is awesome. What ever happened to Walt Whitman?
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This was a movie it was the old planet of the apes
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peter again
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Santa Marina :')
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Tupac. What?!? Titty sprinkles.
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Haha! Just like Planet of the apes. But better!
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where f*ck did Pinto come from?
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sounds like Peter Griffin if you ask me :)
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This person is probably the one who is writing out family guy scripts as we speak.
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lol i wonder if the teacher laughed. or if peter laughed. but the teacher eventually got into it: "what happened to pinto?" rofl
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but what happend to the tacos
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"Peter, please stop doing this"....obviously Peter does this A LOT :)
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the first time was about a black guy who killed hitler: http://funnyexam.com/answers/1648-lol-the-teacher-comment-o
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"Mr. Gutierez"? tagalog na pangalan yun ah! ------------- "Mr. Gutierez"? that's a tagalog name!
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All the teacher cares about it the Pinto LMAO
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Peter the comedian strikes again!
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This teacher is an ass who thinks apes cannot be intelligent.
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Lol, Peter has the best imagination ever with his random mexicans, Tupac, Pinto and the apes. You can just see the teacher surprised by the events...
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THE MEXICAN'S LOBOTOMIZED SANTA MARIA!!
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Only question the teacher had, The ONLY question : What happened to the Pinto?
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LOL okay. umm it's obvious this was edited on paint.
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I almost thought it said "three crusty crewmates"
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Ok, this guy keeps changing teacher names, but all the teachers have the same handwriting...HIS! That's why they are all typed. These are so faked!!
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obviously tupac was reincarnated into a boat.lol :D
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hhorse riding monkeys hahahahaha lawl
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Santa maria was caught in the nets of the horse riding monkeys, and taken away screaming
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someone watched planet of the apes too much last night
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peter, please stop doing this....roflmfao
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But who was phone?!
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WHAT ABOUT PINTO LAD?!?!?!?!
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The teachers name was Mr. Gutierrez. Clearly he was thinking to himself "How do I reach these kids"
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So THAT'S how they came up with Planet of the Apes!
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is that just me or the pen stuff are poorly p-shopped in?! look around the 'peter please stop doing this"
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It was La Pinta, not Pinto. "La Niña, la Pinta, y la Santa Maria." See--no Pinto!!
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I lold very very hard. -Peter, please stop doing this. -Not again... -What? -Intelligent apes -Mexicans!!! -And, obviously, Pinto
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I LOVE PETER
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This Peter kid is officially my hero.
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Where's Pinto? He got deported last week.
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ohh not again wait tupac?! *checks date* 1999?! oy vey.....oh peter
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First the expanding equation and now this! Peter, you genius.
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it must be fake - there is no shadow -.-
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lol peter nguyen!!!
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if you turn down your brightness, you can see that this is fake.. the red writings arent hand written on this exact paper.. I cant believe you guys dont see it.. look closer
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Yeah that's so hilarious. Cause Tupac would've slapped you shitless for saying that.
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hahahaha this kid peter is so funny
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TUPAC LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!
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i want to meet peter!!!
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the statue of liberty is a present from france.
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The Rise of the Planet of the Apes is the current advertisement posted. Oh the irony!!!
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All people deserve good life and loan or secured loan can make it better. Because people's freedom depends on money.
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lol stop doing this XD
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OMG I could not stop laughing through this whole story!!! this guy rules!! And the "Peter, please stop doing this" just killed me BAHAHAHA
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This is my favorite one on this website. Haha.
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oh god.. this is just so messed-up in every way xD
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Peter, please keep on doing this XD
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whenever i try to read this aoud i cant talk because i keep laughing. lmfao
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Peter strikes again!!! Mwahaha. lol
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lol the crewmates were maria,santa maria and tupac, but when tupac died and they arrived to shore some dude named pinto showed up lol
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what a great fantasy!
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Where did Pinto come from? And where did he go lol? Haha I love the teacher's comments.
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The teacher forgot the part when Colombus was taken... MONKAH CITAH!
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My hats off to peter, a satirical legend who settled for a McDonalds application so we may laugh once again.
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"So what happened to Pinto?" XD XD XD
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is this the same guy that wrote the walt whittman biography?
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There was a Peter Nguyen at my school... he definitely wasn't behind these though.
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Peter again? How has he not been expelled already?
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I want to meet this guy! Loved the fact that Tupac died 10 minutes after being on shore. ROFLMFAO
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I Saw This Paper And The Writers Last Name Was Griffin
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the ships become the crews... Tupac is a ship? haha
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Anyone else like how the kids name is blanked out but the teatcher writes Peter, please stop doing this? XD
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if you look at where it says "Peter please stop doing this" its different colored than the page. Peter didnt do this.
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It's Pinta,not Pinto,pinto is portuguese for penis (wheres pinto? xD)
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I knew a substitute teacher (personally, not through school) HIS writing was chicken scratch that even he couldn't read. So you can't really judge things by the way the writing looks :p
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so Peter, what did you get on this paper?;]
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Peter is at it agian.....
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Peter!
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so what happened to pinto? - LOL
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He should at least get points for creativity.
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oh this peter kid has got me crying at 2.30 am
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lol! stop doing this peter? does that mean this guy has this amazing of papers other times. LOL! go peter!
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What did happen to Pinto? >_>
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"not again" lol!!! auhahuahuauhahuauh
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This paper, as well as several others submitted by the student "Peter" appear to be faked. The background color of the teachers comments is off.
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Those Mexicans. lol
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Somehow the 'teacher's' handwriting looks like she's 16.
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ITS FAKED!!!!!!! while staring at the red writing move your head closer and then up and down... Theres boxes around the red writing!
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The teacher brings up a good question, although you shouldn't really be asking questions about an essay based off of Planet of the Apes.
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Tupacs not really dead though...
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What hapenned to pinto? "Ohhhh, he stayed behind to have ravage anal daex with the monkeys..."
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Well Played pinto !, well played !!
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PETER STRIKES AGAIN
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funny, but the teacher comments are photoshopped
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Faked
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Pinto was reproducing with apes making the mexicans XD (on a side note: The teacher accually got interested and asked about pinto XD)
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LMFAO ! Peter is my fukcin` idol !!!!111!!!1!1!11
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damn that kids got an imagination :D
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Pinto means cock in Portuguese! I guess he knew that
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pinto was probably another character written on the essay he wrote before this one. since the teacher wrote "not again".
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Peter again
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hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha, this guy is very creative, he should write stories and lol the teacher at the end can't help but be interested
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Pinto returns in part two
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Actually, I like this story better.
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Aww..if only all teachers could be like this
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"So what happened to Pino" yea, exactly what I was thinking
Lol; 2nd line :"not again ..."