Other's Responses
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Actually I think this may well be one of the few authentic ones on here. I've seen it before with a back story. Of course that could have been fake too. In conclusion the internet is a myth invented by freemasons.
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Sounds like Peter again.
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a power level of at least 10,000 lawlz.
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So it was bin Laden who killed Tupac! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!
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"We tried killing the Notorious Suddam Hussien but accidently killed Notorious Biggie Smalls". Best line.
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I don't care if things are fake if they are funny, and this is hilarious.
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lmfao omg 'they just eat the nickels' im crying cuz of tht omg soooo funny
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IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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IN CONCLUSION GIRLS ARE ICKY ROLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D
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It's Peter Nguyen again!! That comedic genius!
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I give it a B+ for the conclusion.
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Is this Peter?
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yes what is this? I can't believe this at all. You can't swear in the exam, and I be the person failed already...nonsense.
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who doesn't fucking hate kids?
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Lmao. Love the Dragonball references.
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Goku is The Indians! And yes, the conclusion is A material. Well, A in Canada, which is B+ in America and I believe A+ in some other parts of America.
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"... without money, people would be poor." OH MY GOD, SERIOUSLY!?
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What year is it? Anyone...??
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its over TEN THOUSAAAND What? Ten Thousand?
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hahahahahaha what!?
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holy crap this thong was freakin halerious lol dimes a day
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hahaha whoever wrote this is a genius and probably figured the professor would never read it...A+ for awesomeness (which, of course, was created by God as a result of being on America's money)
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hahahahaahahhahahaahahha that is really funny and random
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Peter Nguyen strikes again!
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One thing, "In conclusion, girls are icky." .... o_o .... Faggot.
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Hilarioussss !! Conclusion - Girls are icky!! :) Cheered me right up :)
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...and they killed america's best friend (not mexico). lawlz
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i think i just **** myself
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In conclusion girls are icky!
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Tupacs dead????
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golden. i love how the last paragraph has a distinct DBZ motif.
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remember kids, girls are icky
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ummm the twin towers were brought down by controlled demolition
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"girls are icky"?he must be g@y
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hahahahahahahaha! hey this was written on my birthday!
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LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The US2? XDD Wow I don't even care if this is real or not it's hilarious!
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tl;dr
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I haven't laughed like that in years XD
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I love the part about the kids in the movie theatre.
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Order? I Have no idea what that word means!
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ITS OVAR 9000
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And money is important to the world, because without money, people would be poor.
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10,000?! IMPOSSIBLE!!!
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don't people get it? This is peter. he actually does this work and turns it in. He does it for several of his classes which is why there are different marks for different subjects. His teachers constantly tell threaten him in order to get him to take things seriously and yet he continues his insane madness for the sake of our amusement.
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tl;dr Girls have cooties.
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Super United States 2(blonde)
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"It's not, they just eat the nickels." I love this guy.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is hilarious
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haha useless piece of shit that America is
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Researched with Wikipedia
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Fake... I can se the "handwriting" is writen with macromedia flash.
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If this is Peter, and all the other similar essays are written by Peter, then it most likely either be fake (This Essay is dated 2004, the last essay I saw attributed to Peter was 1999, kind of a little long in the tooth to still be working on 200 level courses...) or there are numerous essayist that write similarly wild essays and somebody named Peter found them and decided to take credit for writing them. Either way its a funny essay, but really doesn't deserve all of these people who seem to be worshiping this so called Peter Nguyen guy.
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indian's power level is OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!
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This is Sparta!
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geez, i wonder what the bibliography looked like for this
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The "What is this?" looks like it was written on the computer.
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I bet its the comic lord Peter Nguyen!All hail Peter!
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omg they killed Tupac!
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LOL that is so funny... we wanted to kill the notrious sadaum hussain but instead we killed the notorious biggie smalls : D
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"'How can food be so cheap over there?' It's not, they just eat the nickels." ROFL!!!
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:L they just eat nickles lmao and just to say; im not icky -.-
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What is this I don't even?
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i believe the gy at the top
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WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WUW WUW WUW regular people don't eat nickles? i gues i'm wierd than
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Fuck this shit! I'm gonna take you down Osama! Tupac thou shall be avenged!
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lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a nickel a day feeds a child LOL :)
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The date is 2004. Peter was from 1999. So maybe he got held back because of his comedy. Or maybe someone else was like Peter. In conclusion, cheese is delicious.
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Actually the scary thing is in America, some people probably actually believe all of this really happened, so it might be true.
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this makes me want to be a teacher
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What is this? THIS IS SPARTA
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the world is sadly misled, but desperately correct
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nguyen is legend
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I eat nickels every day, too!
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"What is this?" THIS IS SPARTA
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Racist scum
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What is this? It's creative writing is what it is.
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love that its a college class...
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WHAT THE FUCKK!!!!!
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I am 12 and wat is this?
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I Cannot be botherd to read this at all x
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long live US2!!!!!!!!!!
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Nappa: Vegeta! What does the scouter say about the Indians Power Level?
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10,000. Unbelievable!
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PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
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I just read the last sentence and started cracking up lol xD
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If I were the teacher, I would have written "And then the US2 killed the great [name of student] for writing such a stupid essay. PWNED!"
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HAHAHAHAH FREEMASONS XD my step dad is a freemason. I find them RETARDED and fucking WEIRD. Fucking masons.
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Nearly shat myself laughing at the DBZ references
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haha... biggest stoner
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10,000 is OVER 9000!
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This is a random piece of Awsomeness!!!
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Lmfao osama killed tupac
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I just want to relply 'Sparta!!!' To the teacher, SO MUCH.
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PETER NGUYEN! (:
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I'm an AMERICAN...INDIAN...
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Bahaha. 'That's why I don't let other nations in my secret clubhouse.' XD
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Actually the scary thing is in America, some people probably actually believe all of this really happened, so it might be true.
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TEEEENNNN THHHHOOOOOUUUUUSSSSAAAAAAAANNNNNDDDD!!!!!!!
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Freakin Hilarious.!!
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And who cares, I hate kids. XD
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And the "Pasion Of The Christ" was a two hour snuff film. The dude from Thunder Dome played him i think. (guess he forgot to add this)
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What!? 10,000!? There's no way that can be right!
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they just eat the nickles!!! BAHAHAHA!!
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It's over NINE THOUSSSSAAAANNNNDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ITS OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!
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I definitely caught some Dragonball Z influence in that essay. XD
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Good question Barry
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bahahahahahahahahah
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Peter Nguyen? o.O He's a Vietnamese like me?
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still funny no matter how fake
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ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Best thing I ever read!!!
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omg cant stop laughing !!! :P
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lmfao osama killed tupac
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Saddam was hung in 2006, this paper was supposedly written in 2004. Thus is definitely fake.
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I've written a piss take answer like this before, I can believe it's real.
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a power level of at least 10,000?! it's... it's... IT'S OVE 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm at a loss for words...
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lol THE longest essay EVER to conclude, and I quote, "girls are icky" EPIC XD -Shift
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Vegeta, what does the scanner say about the Indian's power level? It's at least 10,000!
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most accurate history of the USA i have ever seen!
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Hahaa classic x
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10,000?! IMPOSSIBLE!!!
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I know what it is. It's a piece of shit. Congratulations, stream-of-consciousness writer!
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"Without money, people would be poor." I love that!!
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I just had a pop culturegasm
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fake because youtube was online 2005 and with it the hype of OVER 9000 this here was published in 2004
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Looks fake
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tl;dr
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This one looks sort of fake. I say this because when you look at the "What is this?" at the bottom of the page, it looks like it was added on with adobe flash or something, too perfect. Then again, you can see the really bright shades of gray pixels around it if you look at it from the right angle, as if this was saved as one whole JPG file. My conclusion: Real.
Actually I think this may well be one of the few authentic ones on here. I've seen it before with a back story. Of course that could have been fake too. In conclusion the internet is a myth invented by freemasons.