Other's Responses
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Actually I think this may well be one of the few authentic ones on here. I've seen it before with a back story. Of course that could have been fake too. In conclusion the internet is a myth invented by freemasons.
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Sounds like Peter again.
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a power level of at least 10,000 lawlz.
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So it was bin Laden who killed Tupac! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!
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"We tried killing the Notorious Suddam Hussien but accidently killed Notorious Biggie Smalls". Best line.
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I don't care if things are fake if they are funny, and this is hilarious.
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IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lmfao omg 'they just eat the nickels' im crying cuz of tht omg soooo funny
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IN CONCLUSION GIRLS ARE ICKY ROLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D
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It's Peter Nguyen again!! That comedic genius!
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I give it a B+ for the conclusion.
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Is this Peter?
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who doesn't fucking hate kids?
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holy crap this thong was freakin halerious lol dimes a day
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remember kids, girls are icky
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What year is it? Anyone...??
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hahahahaahahhahahaahahha that is really funny and random
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its over TEN THOUSAAAND What? Ten Thousand?
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yes what is this? I can't believe this at all. You can't swear in the exam, and I be the person failed already...nonsense.
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LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hilarioussss !! Conclusion - Girls are icky!! :) Cheered me right up :)
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Peter Nguyen strikes again!
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...and they killed america's best friend (not mexico). lawlz
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The US2? XDD Wow I don't even care if this is real or not it's hilarious!
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Goku is The Indians! And yes, the conclusion is A material. Well, A in Canada, which is B+ in America and I believe A+ in some other parts of America.
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lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a nickel a day feeds a child LOL :)
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tl;dr
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"... without money, people would be poor." OH MY GOD, SERIOUSLY!?
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ummm the twin towers were brought down by controlled demolition
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hahahahahaha what!?
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I haven't laughed like that in years XD
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I love the part about the kids in the movie theatre.
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In conclusion girls are icky!
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Tupacs dead????
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What is this I don't even?
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golden. i love how the last paragraph has a distinct DBZ motif.
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hahaha whoever wrote this is a genius and probably figured the professor would never read it...A+ for awesomeness (which, of course, was created by God as a result of being on America's money)
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"'How can food be so cheap over there?' It's not, they just eat the nickels." ROFL!!!
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"It's not, they just eat the nickels." I love this guy.
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Lmao. Love the Dragonball references.
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I eat nickels every day, too!
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And money is important to the world, because without money, people would be poor.
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haha... biggest stoner
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TEEEENNNN THHHHOOOOOUUUUUSSSSAAAAAAAANNNNNDDDD!!!!!!!
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LOL that is so funny... we wanted to kill the notrious sadaum hussain but instead we killed the notorious biggie smalls : D
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Super United States 2(blonde)
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One thing, "In conclusion, girls are icky." .... o_o .... Faggot.
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Order? I Have no idea what that word means!
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Researched with Wikipedia
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don't people get it? This is peter. he actually does this work and turns it in. He does it for several of his classes which is why there are different marks for different subjects. His teachers constantly tell threaten him in order to get him to take things seriously and yet he continues his insane madness for the sake of our amusement.
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hahahahahahahaha! hey this was written on my birthday!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is hilarious
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"What is this?" THIS IS SPARTA
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"girls are icky"?he must be g@y
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Actually the scary thing is in America, some people probably actually believe all of this really happened, so it might be true.
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The date is 2004. Peter was from 1999. So maybe he got held back because of his comedy. Or maybe someone else was like Peter. In conclusion, cheese is delicious.
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indian's power level is OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!
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What is this? It's creative writing is what it is.
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I bet its the comic lord Peter Nguyen!All hail Peter!
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10,000 is OVER 9000!
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i think i just **** myself
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I am 12 and wat is this?
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ITS OVAR 9000
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Nappa: Vegeta! What does the scouter say about the Indians Power Level?
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Bahaha. 'That's why I don't let other nations in my secret clubhouse.' XD
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Fake... I can se the "handwriting" is writen with macromedia flash.
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Nearly shat myself laughing at the DBZ references
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10,000?! IMPOSSIBLE!!!
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This is Sparta!
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If I were the teacher, I would have written "And then the US2 killed the great [name of student] for writing such a stupid essay. PWNED!"
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nguyen is legend
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Fuck this shit! I'm gonna take you down Osama! Tupac thou shall be avenged!
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If this is Peter, and all the other similar essays are written by Peter, then it most likely either be fake (This Essay is dated 2004, the last essay I saw attributed to Peter was 1999, kind of a little long in the tooth to still be working on 200 level courses...) or there are numerous essayist that write similarly wild essays and somebody named Peter found them and decided to take credit for writing them. Either way its a funny essay, but really doesn't deserve all of these people who seem to be worshiping this so called Peter Nguyen guy.
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this makes me want to be a teacher
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omg they killed Tupac!
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What!? 10,000!? There's no way that can be right!
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:L they just eat nickles lmao and just to say; im not icky -.-
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WHAT THE FUCKK!!!!!
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geez, i wonder what the bibliography looked like for this
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bahahahahahahahahah
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long live US2!!!!!!!!!!
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It's over NINE THOUSSSSAAAANNNNDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lmfao osama killed tupac
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Actually the scary thing is in America, some people probably actually believe all of this really happened, so it might be true.
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What is this? THIS IS SPARTA
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I just want to relply 'Sparta!!!' To the teacher, SO MUCH.
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I'm an AMERICAN...INDIAN...
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WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WUW WUW WUW regular people don't eat nickles? i gues i'm wierd than
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PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
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This is a random piece of Awsomeness!!!
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i believe the gy at the top
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the world is sadly misled, but desperately correct
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love that its a college class...
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tl;dr Girls have cooties.
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I Cannot be botherd to read this at all x
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still funny no matter how fake
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PETER NGUYEN! (:
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HAHAHAHAH FREEMASONS XD my step dad is a freemason. I find them RETARDED and fucking WEIRD. Fucking masons.
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haha useless piece of shit that America is
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lmfao osama killed tupac
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The "What is this?" looks like it was written on the computer.
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And the "Pasion Of The Christ" was a two hour snuff film. The dude from Thunder Dome played him i think. (guess he forgot to add this)
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I definitely caught some Dragonball Z influence in that essay. XD
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10,000. Unbelievable!
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I've written a piss take answer like this before, I can believe it's real.
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Freakin Hilarious.!!
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Racist scum
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ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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And who cares, I hate kids. XD
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Vegeta, what does the scanner say about the Indian's power level? It's at least 10,000!
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I just read the last sentence and started cracking up lol xD
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ITS OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!
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omg cant stop laughing !!! :P
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Good question Barry
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a power level of at least 10,000?! it's... it's... IT'S OVE 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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they just eat the nickles!!! BAHAHAHA!!
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Peter Nguyen? o.O He's a Vietnamese like me?
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I just had a pop culturegasm
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Best thing I ever read!!!
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Saddam was hung in 2006, this paper was supposedly written in 2004. Thus is definitely fake.
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lol THE longest essay EVER to conclude, and I quote, "girls are icky" EPIC XD -Shift
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"Without money, people would be poor." I love that!!
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10,000?! IMPOSSIBLE!!!
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I'm at a loss for words...
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I know what it is. It's a piece of shit. Congratulations, stream-of-consciousness writer!
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fake because youtube was online 2005 and with it the hype of OVER 9000 this here was published in 2004
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Hahaa classic x
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Looks fake
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most accurate history of the USA i have ever seen!
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tl;dr
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This one looks sort of fake. I say this because when you look at the "What is this?" at the bottom of the page, it looks like it was added on with adobe flash or something, too perfect. Then again, you can see the really bright shades of gray pixels around it if you look at it from the right angle, as if this was saved as one whole JPG file. My conclusion: Real.
Actually I think this may well be one of the few authentic ones on here. I've seen it before with a back story. Of course that could have been fake too. In conclusion the internet is a myth invented by freemasons.