Other's Responses
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Actually I think this may well be one of the few authentic ones on here. I've seen it before with a back story. Of course that could have been fake too. In conclusion the internet is a myth invented by freemasons.
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Sounds like Peter again.
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a power level of at least 10,000 lawlz.
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So it was bin Laden who killed Tupac! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!
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"We tried killing the Notorious Suddam Hussien but accidently killed Notorious Biggie Smalls". Best line.
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I don't care if things are fake if they are funny, and this is hilarious.
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IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lmfao omg 'they just eat the nickels' im crying cuz of tht omg soooo funny
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IN CONCLUSION GIRLS ARE ICKY ROLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D
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It's Peter Nguyen again!! That comedic genius!
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The US2? XDD Wow I don't even care if this is real or not it's hilarious!
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I give it a B+ for the conclusion.
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hahahahaahahhahahaahahha that is really funny and random
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holy crap this thong was freakin halerious lol dimes a day
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Is this Peter?
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remember kids, girls are icky
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What year is it? Anyone...??
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Tupacs dead????
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who doesn't fucking hate kids?
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"... without money, people would be poor." OH MY GOD, SERIOUSLY!?
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tl;dr
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...and they killed america's best friend (not mexico). lawlz
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its over TEN THOUSAAAND What? Ten Thousand?
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Peter Nguyen strikes again!
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"'How can food be so cheap over there?' It's not, they just eat the nickels." ROFL!!!
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Hilarioussss !! Conclusion - Girls are icky!! :) Cheered me right up :)
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LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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And money is important to the world, because without money, people would be poor.
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Lmfao osama killed tupac
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Goku is The Indians! And yes, the conclusion is A material. Well, A in Canada, which is B+ in America and I believe A+ in some other parts of America.
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I haven't laughed like that in years XD
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golden. i love how the last paragraph has a distinct DBZ motif.
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hahaha whoever wrote this is a genius and probably figured the professor would never read it...A+ for awesomeness (which, of course, was created by God as a result of being on America's money)
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lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a nickel a day feeds a child LOL :)
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I eat nickels every day, too!
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In conclusion girls are icky!
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hahahahahaha what!?
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LOL that is so funny... we wanted to kill the notrious sadaum hussain but instead we killed the notorious biggie smalls : D
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"It's not, they just eat the nickels." I love this guy.
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yes what is this? I can't believe this at all. You can't swear in the exam, and I be the person failed already...nonsense.
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TEEEENNNN THHHHOOOOOUUUUUSSSSAAAAAAAANNNNNDDDD!!!!!!!
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ummm the twin towers were brought down by controlled demolition
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i think i just **** myself
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Lmao. Love the Dragonball references.
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long live US2!!!!!!!!!!
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hahahahahahahaha! hey this was written on my birthday!
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Super United States 2(blonde)
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What is this I don't even?
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WHAT THE FUCKK!!!!!
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I am 12 and wat is this?
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bahahahahahahahahah
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"girls are icky"?he must be g@y
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haha... biggest stoner
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I just want to relply 'Sparta!!!' To the teacher, SO MUCH.
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don't people get it? This is peter. he actually does this work and turns it in. He does it for several of his classes which is why there are different marks for different subjects. His teachers constantly tell threaten him in order to get him to take things seriously and yet he continues his insane madness for the sake of our amusement.
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Nearly shat myself laughing at the DBZ references
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love that its a college class...
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I love the part about the kids in the movie theatre.
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10,000?! IMPOSSIBLE!!!
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:L they just eat nickles lmao and just to say; im not icky -.-
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this makes me want to be a teacher
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omg they killed Tupac!
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10,000 is OVER 9000!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is hilarious
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"What is this?" THIS IS SPARTA
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What!? 10,000!? There's no way that can be right!
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What is this? It's creative writing is what it is.
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And the "Pasion Of The Christ" was a two hour snuff film. The dude from Thunder Dome played him i think. (guess he forgot to add this)
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Actually the scary thing is in America, some people probably actually believe all of this really happened, so it might be true.
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If this is Peter, and all the other similar essays are written by Peter, then it most likely either be fake (This Essay is dated 2004, the last essay I saw attributed to Peter was 1999, kind of a little long in the tooth to still be working on 200 level courses...) or there are numerous essayist that write similarly wild essays and somebody named Peter found them and decided to take credit for writing them. Either way its a funny essay, but really doesn't deserve all of these people who seem to be worshiping this so called Peter Nguyen guy.
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indian's power level is OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!
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Researched with Wikipedia
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If I were the teacher, I would have written "And then the US2 killed the great [name of student] for writing such a stupid essay. PWNED!"
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lmfao osama killed tupac
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WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WUW WUW WUW regular people don't eat nickles? i gues i'm wierd than
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I bet its the comic lord Peter Nguyen!All hail Peter!
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Freakin Hilarious.!!
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the world is sadly misled, but desperately correct
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One thing, "In conclusion, girls are icky." .... o_o .... Faggot.
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i believe the gy at the top
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ITS OVAR 9000
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tl;dr Girls have cooties.
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PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
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Order? I Have no idea what that word means!
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Fake... I can se the "handwriting" is writen with macromedia flash.
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What is this? THIS IS SPARTA
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Fuck this shit! I'm gonna take you down Osama! Tupac thou shall be avenged!
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ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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geez, i wonder what the bibliography looked like for this
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HAHAHAHAH FREEMASONS XD my step dad is a freemason. I find them RETARDED and fucking WEIRD. Fucking masons.
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Actually the scary thing is in America, some people probably actually believe all of this really happened, so it might be true.
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Peter Nguyen? o.O He's a Vietnamese like me?
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Good question Barry
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haha useless piece of shit that America is
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This is a random piece of Awsomeness!!!
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The date is 2004. Peter was from 1999. So maybe he got held back because of his comedy. Or maybe someone else was like Peter. In conclusion, cheese is delicious.
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I Cannot be botherd to read this at all x
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The "What is this?" looks like it was written on the computer.
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It's over NINE THOUSSSSAAAANNNNDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PETER NGUYEN! (:
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I've written a piss take answer like this before, I can believe it's real.
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And who cares, I hate kids. XD
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Bahaha. 'That's why I don't let other nations in my secret clubhouse.' XD
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I definitely caught some Dragonball Z influence in that essay. XD
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omg cant stop laughing !!! :P
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Nappa: Vegeta! What does the scouter say about the Indians Power Level?
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"Without money, people would be poor." I love that!!
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Vegeta, what does the scanner say about the Indian's power level? It's at least 10,000!
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ITS OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!
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This is Sparta!
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I'm an AMERICAN...INDIAN...
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nguyen is legend
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Racist scum
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I just read the last sentence and started cracking up lol xD
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Best thing I ever read!!!
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Saddam was hung in 2006, this paper was supposedly written in 2004. Thus is definitely fake.
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they just eat the nickles!!! BAHAHAHA!!
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10,000. Unbelievable!
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I know what it is. It's a piece of shit. Congratulations, stream-of-consciousness writer!
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still funny no matter how fake
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fake because youtube was online 2005 and with it the hype of OVER 9000 this here was published in 2004
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lol THE longest essay EVER to conclude, and I quote, "girls are icky" EPIC XD -Shift
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10,000?! IMPOSSIBLE!!!
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I'm at a loss for words...
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a power level of at least 10,000?! it's... it's... IT'S OVE 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I just had a pop culturegasm
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Hahaa classic x
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Looks fake
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most accurate history of the USA i have ever seen!
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This one looks sort of fake. I say this because when you look at the "What is this?" at the bottom of the page, it looks like it was added on with adobe flash or something, too perfect. Then again, you can see the really bright shades of gray pixels around it if you look at it from the right angle, as if this was saved as one whole JPG file. My conclusion: Real.
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tl;dr
Actually I think this may well be one of the few authentic ones on here. I've seen it before with a back story. Of course that could have been fake too. In conclusion the internet is a myth invented by freemasons.