Other's Responses
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Actually I think this may well be one of the few authentic ones on here. I've seen it before with a back story. Of course that could have been fake too. In conclusion the internet is a myth invented by freemasons.
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Sounds like Peter again.
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a power level of at least 10,000 lawlz.
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So it was bin Laden who killed Tupac! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!
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"We tried killing the Notorious Suddam Hussien but accidently killed Notorious Biggie Smalls". Best line.
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I don't care if things are fake if they are funny, and this is hilarious.
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IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lmfao omg 'they just eat the nickels' im crying cuz of tht omg soooo funny
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I give it a B+ for the conclusion.
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It's Peter Nguyen again!! That comedic genius!
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IN CONCLUSION GIRLS ARE ICKY ROLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D
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Lmao. Love the Dragonball references.
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Goku is The Indians! And yes, the conclusion is A material. Well, A in Canada, which is B+ in America and I believe A+ in some other parts of America.
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this makes me want to be a teacher
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who doesn't fucking hate kids?
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its over TEN THOUSAAAND What? Ten Thousand?
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If this is Peter, and all the other similar essays are written by Peter, then it most likely either be fake (This Essay is dated 2004, the last essay I saw attributed to Peter was 1999, kind of a little long in the tooth to still be working on 200 level courses...) or there are numerous essayist that write similarly wild essays and somebody named Peter found them and decided to take credit for writing them. Either way its a funny essay, but really doesn't deserve all of these people who seem to be worshiping this so called Peter Nguyen guy.
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lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a nickel a day feeds a child LOL :)
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What year is it? Anyone...??
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Is this Peter?
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omg they killed Tupac!
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indian's power level is OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!
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"... without money, people would be poor." OH MY GOD, SERIOUSLY!?
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10,000 is OVER 9000!
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hahaha whoever wrote this is a genius and probably figured the professor would never read it...A+ for awesomeness (which, of course, was created by God as a result of being on America's money)
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hahahahahaha what!?
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"'How can food be so cheap over there?' It's not, they just eat the nickels." ROFL!!!
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long live US2!!!!!!!!!!
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hahahahaahahhahahaahahha that is really funny and random
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ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Actually the scary thing is in America, some people probably actually believe all of this really happened, so it might be true.
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yes what is this? I can't believe this at all. You can't swear in the exam, and I be the person failed already...nonsense.
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remember kids, girls are icky
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holy crap this thong was freakin halerious lol dimes a day
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Best thing I ever read!!!
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I just read the last sentence and started cracking up lol xD
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Tupacs dead????
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Peter Nguyen strikes again!
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PETER NGUYEN! (:
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Hilarioussss !! Conclusion - Girls are icky!! :) Cheered me right up :)
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Freakin Hilarious.!!
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In conclusion girls are icky!
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What!? 10,000!? There's no way that can be right!
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tl;dr
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LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hahahahahahahaha! hey this was written on my birthday!
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bahahahahahahahahah
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...and they killed america's best friend (not mexico). lawlz
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still funny no matter how fake
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I love the part about the kids in the movie theatre.
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10,000?! IMPOSSIBLE!!!
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The US2? XDD Wow I don't even care if this is real or not it's hilarious!
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geez, i wonder what the bibliography looked like for this
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i think i just **** myself
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It's over NINE THOUSSSSAAAANNNNDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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One thing, "In conclusion, girls are icky." .... o_o .... Faggot.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is hilarious
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haha useless piece of shit that America is
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Order? I Have no idea what that word means!
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WHAT THE FUCKK!!!!!
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don't people get it? This is peter. he actually does this work and turns it in. He does it for several of his classes which is why there are different marks for different subjects. His teachers constantly tell threaten him in order to get him to take things seriously and yet he continues his insane madness for the sake of our amusement.
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This is Sparta!
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tl;dr Girls have cooties.
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And who cares, I hate kids. XD
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"girls are icky"?he must be g@y
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And money is important to the world, because without money, people would be poor.
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PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
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most accurate history of the USA i have ever seen!
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ITS OVAR 9000
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I definitely caught some Dragonball Z influence in that essay. XD
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:L they just eat nickles lmao and just to say; im not icky -.-
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Researched with Wikipedia
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Actually the scary thing is in America, some people probably actually believe all of this really happened, so it might be true.
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ITS OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!
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golden. i love how the last paragraph has a distinct DBZ motif.
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ummm the twin towers were brought down by controlled demolition
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I haven't laughed like that in years XD
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LOL that is so funny... we wanted to kill the notrious sadaum hussain but instead we killed the notorious biggie smalls : D
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a power level of at least 10,000?! it's... it's... IT'S OVE 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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nguyen is legend
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Hahaa classic x
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omg cant stop laughing !!! :P
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lmfao osama killed tupac
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"It's not, they just eat the nickels." I love this guy.
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Fake... I can se the "handwriting" is writen with macromedia flash.
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The date is 2004. Peter was from 1999. So maybe he got held back because of his comedy. Or maybe someone else was like Peter. In conclusion, cheese is delicious.
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What is this? It's creative writing is what it is.
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What is this I don't even?
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Super United States 2(blonde)
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Fuck this shit! I'm gonna take you down Osama! Tupac thou shall be avenged!
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I'm at a loss for words...
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i believe the gy at the top
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I eat nickels every day, too!
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love that its a college class...
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10,000. Unbelievable!
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Saddam was hung in 2006, this paper was supposedly written in 2004. Thus is definitely fake.
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What is this? THIS IS SPARTA
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Vegeta, what does the scanner say about the Indian's power level? It's at least 10,000!
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the world is sadly misled, but desperately correct
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The "What is this?" looks like it was written on the computer.
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This is a random piece of Awsomeness!!!
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"What is this?" THIS IS SPARTA
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Nappa: Vegeta! What does the scouter say about the Indians Power Level?
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I've written a piss take answer like this before, I can believe it's real.
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Nearly shat myself laughing at the DBZ references
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I just want to relply 'Sparta!!!' To the teacher, SO MUCH.
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I bet its the comic lord Peter Nguyen!All hail Peter!
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Racist scum
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I am 12 and wat is this?
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I Cannot be botherd to read this at all x
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Lmfao osama killed tupac
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I'm an AMERICAN...INDIAN...
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10,000?! IMPOSSIBLE!!!
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haha... biggest stoner
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lol THE longest essay EVER to conclude, and I quote, "girls are icky" EPIC XD -Shift
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And the "Pasion Of The Christ" was a two hour snuff film. The dude from Thunder Dome played him i think. (guess he forgot to add this)
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HAHAHAHAH FREEMASONS XD my step dad is a freemason. I find them RETARDED and fucking WEIRD. Fucking masons.
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WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WUW WUW WUW regular people don't eat nickles? i gues i'm wierd than
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Bahaha. 'That's why I don't let other nations in my secret clubhouse.' XD
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If I were the teacher, I would have written "And then the US2 killed the great [name of student] for writing such a stupid essay. PWNED!"
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they just eat the nickles!!! BAHAHAHA!!
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TEEEENNNN THHHHOOOOOUUUUUSSSSAAAAAAAANNNNNDDDD!!!!!!!
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Good question Barry
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Peter Nguyen? o.O He's a Vietnamese like me?
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"Without money, people would be poor." I love that!!
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I just had a pop culturegasm
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tl;dr
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Looks fake
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I know what it is. It's a piece of shit. Congratulations, stream-of-consciousness writer!
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fake because youtube was online 2005 and with it the hype of OVER 9000 this here was published in 2004
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PETER! BOOM-BAI-AY! PETER! BOOM-BAI-AY! PETER! BOOM-BAI-AY!
Actually I think this may well be one of the few authentic ones on here. I've seen it before with a back story. Of course that could have been fake too. In conclusion the internet is a myth invented by freemasons.