Other's Responses
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Actually I think this may well be one of the few authentic ones on here. I've seen it before with a back story. Of course that could have been fake too. In conclusion the internet is a myth invented by freemasons.
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Sounds like Peter again.
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a power level of at least 10,000 lawlz.
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So it was bin Laden who killed Tupac! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!
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"We tried killing the Notorious Suddam Hussien but accidently killed Notorious Biggie Smalls". Best line.
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I don't care if things are fake if they are funny, and this is hilarious.
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IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lmfao omg 'they just eat the nickels' im crying cuz of tht omg soooo funny
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It's Peter Nguyen again!! That comedic genius!
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I give it a B+ for the conclusion.
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IN CONCLUSION GIRLS ARE ICKY ROLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D
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Lmao. Love the Dragonball references.
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Goku is The Indians! And yes, the conclusion is A material. Well, A in Canada, which is B+ in America and I believe A+ in some other parts of America.
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its over TEN THOUSAAAND What? Ten Thousand?
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What year is it? Anyone...??
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who doesn't fucking hate kids?
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Is this Peter?
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"... without money, people would be poor." OH MY GOD, SERIOUSLY!?
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hahaha whoever wrote this is a genius and probably figured the professor would never read it...A+ for awesomeness (which, of course, was created by God as a result of being on America's money)
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hahahahahaha what!?
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If this is Peter, and all the other similar essays are written by Peter, then it most likely either be fake (This Essay is dated 2004, the last essay I saw attributed to Peter was 1999, kind of a little long in the tooth to still be working on 200 level courses...) or there are numerous essayist that write similarly wild essays and somebody named Peter found them and decided to take credit for writing them. Either way its a funny essay, but really doesn't deserve all of these people who seem to be worshiping this so called Peter Nguyen guy.
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hahahahaahahhahahaahahha that is really funny and random
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holy crap this thong was freakin halerious lol dimes a day
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this makes me want to be a teacher
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indian's power level is OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tupacs dead????
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lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a nickel a day feeds a child LOL :)
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yes what is this? I can't believe this at all. You can't swear in the exam, and I be the person failed already...nonsense.
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remember kids, girls are icky
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Hilarioussss !! Conclusion - Girls are icky!! :) Cheered me right up :)
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omg they killed Tupac!
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Peter Nguyen strikes again!
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"'How can food be so cheap over there?' It's not, they just eat the nickels." ROFL!!!
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10,000 is OVER 9000!
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In conclusion girls are icky!
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LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hahahahahahahaha! hey this was written on my birthday!
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tl;dr
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i think i just **** myself
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long live US2!!!!!!!!!!
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I just read the last sentence and started cracking up lol xD
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...and they killed america's best friend (not mexico). lawlz
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I love the part about the kids in the movie theatre.
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10,000?! IMPOSSIBLE!!!
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ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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One thing, "In conclusion, girls are icky." .... o_o .... Faggot.
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Actually the scary thing is in America, some people probably actually believe all of this really happened, so it might be true.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is hilarious
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don't people get it? This is peter. he actually does this work and turns it in. He does it for several of his classes which is why there are different marks for different subjects. His teachers constantly tell threaten him in order to get him to take things seriously and yet he continues his insane madness for the sake of our amusement.
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Best thing I ever read!!!
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geez, i wonder what the bibliography looked like for this
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Order? I Have no idea what that word means!
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And money is important to the world, because without money, people would be poor.
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PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
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The US2? XDD Wow I don't even care if this is real or not it's hilarious!
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tl;dr Girls have cooties.
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"girls are icky"?he must be g@y
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ITS OVAR 9000
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PETER NGUYEN! (:
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haha useless piece of shit that America is
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ummm the twin towers were brought down by controlled demolition
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:L they just eat nickles lmao and just to say; im not icky -.-
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golden. i love how the last paragraph has a distinct DBZ motif.
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Freakin Hilarious.!!
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I haven't laughed like that in years XD
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What!? 10,000!? There's no way that can be right!
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LOL that is so funny... we wanted to kill the notrious sadaum hussain but instead we killed the notorious biggie smalls : D
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nguyen is legend
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Fake... I can se the "handwriting" is writen with macromedia flash.
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Actually the scary thing is in America, some people probably actually believe all of this really happened, so it might be true.
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WHAT THE FUCKK!!!!!
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still funny no matter how fake
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bahahahahahahahahah
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What is this I don't even?
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What is this? It's creative writing is what it is.
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This is Sparta!
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"It's not, they just eat the nickels." I love this guy.
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It's over NINE THOUSSSSAAAANNNNDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Super United States 2(blonde)
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i believe the gy at the top
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The date is 2004. Peter was from 1999. So maybe he got held back because of his comedy. Or maybe someone else was like Peter. In conclusion, cheese is delicious.
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love that its a college class...
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Fuck this shit! I'm gonna take you down Osama! Tupac thou shall be avenged!
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And who cares, I hate kids. XD
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the world is sadly misled, but desperately correct
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I eat nickels every day, too!
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"What is this?" THIS IS SPARTA
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Nappa: Vegeta! What does the scouter say about the Indians Power Level?
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What is this? THIS IS SPARTA
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This is a random piece of Awsomeness!!!
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Researched with Wikipedia
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10,000. Unbelievable!
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most accurate history of the USA i have ever seen!
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The "What is this?" looks like it was written on the computer.
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Nearly shat myself laughing at the DBZ references
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ITS OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!
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I bet its the comic lord Peter Nguyen!All hail Peter!
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Racist scum
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I am 12 and wat is this?
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I definitely caught some Dragonball Z influence in that essay. XD
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I Cannot be botherd to read this at all x
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Lmfao osama killed tupac
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I just want to relply 'Sparta!!!' To the teacher, SO MUCH.
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haha... biggest stoner
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I'm an AMERICAN...INDIAN...
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omg cant stop laughing !!! :P
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they just eat the nickles!!! BAHAHAHA!!
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WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WUW WUW WUW regular people don't eat nickles? i gues i'm wierd than
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Bahaha. 'That's why I don't let other nations in my secret clubhouse.' XD
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Hahaa classic x
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lmfao osama killed tupac
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a power level of at least 10,000?! it's... it's... IT'S OVE 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HAHAHAHAH FREEMASONS XD my step dad is a freemason. I find them RETARDED and fucking WEIRD. Fucking masons.
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TEEEENNNN THHHHOOOOOUUUUUSSSSAAAAAAAANNNNNDDDD!!!!!!!
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If I were the teacher, I would have written "And then the US2 killed the great [name of student] for writing such a stupid essay. PWNED!"
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I've written a piss take answer like this before, I can believe it's real.
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Vegeta, what does the scanner say about the Indian's power level? It's at least 10,000!
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And the "Pasion Of The Christ" was a two hour snuff film. The dude from Thunder Dome played him i think. (guess he forgot to add this)
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I'm at a loss for words...
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Saddam was hung in 2006, this paper was supposedly written in 2004. Thus is definitely fake.
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Good question Barry
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Peter Nguyen? o.O He's a Vietnamese like me?
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lol THE longest essay EVER to conclude, and I quote, "girls are icky" EPIC XD -Shift
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10,000?! IMPOSSIBLE!!!
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I just had a pop culturegasm
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"Without money, people would be poor." I love that!!
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Looks fake
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tl;dr
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I know what it is. It's a piece of shit. Congratulations, stream-of-consciousness writer!
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fake because youtube was online 2005 and with it the hype of OVER 9000 this here was published in 2004
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This one looks sort of fake. I say this because when you look at the "What is this?" at the bottom of the page, it looks like it was added on with adobe flash or something, too perfect. Then again, you can see the really bright shades of gray pixels around it if you look at it from the right angle, as if this was saved as one whole JPG file. My conclusion: Real.
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PETER! BOOM-BAI-AY! PETER! BOOM-BAI-AY! PETER! BOOM-BAI-AY!
Actually I think this may well be one of the few authentic ones on here. I've seen it before with a back story. Of course that could have been fake too. In conclusion the internet is a myth invented by freemasons.