Other's Responses
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Actually I think this may well be one of the few authentic ones on here. I've seen it before with a back story. Of course that could have been fake too. In conclusion the internet is a myth invented by freemasons.
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Sounds like Peter again.
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a power level of at least 10,000 lawlz.
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So it was bin Laden who killed Tupac! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!
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"We tried killing the Notorious Suddam Hussien but accidently killed Notorious Biggie Smalls". Best line.
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I don't care if things are fake if they are funny, and this is hilarious.
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I give it a B+ for the conclusion.
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It's Peter Nguyen again!! That comedic genius!
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IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lmfao omg 'they just eat the nickels' im crying cuz of tht omg soooo funny
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IN CONCLUSION GIRLS ARE ICKY ROLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D
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Lmao. Love the Dragonball references.
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omg they killed Tupac!
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In conclusion girls are icky!
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this makes me want to be a teacher
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If this is Peter, and all the other similar essays are written by Peter, then it most likely either be fake (This Essay is dated 2004, the last essay I saw attributed to Peter was 1999, kind of a little long in the tooth to still be working on 200 level courses...) or there are numerous essayist that write similarly wild essays and somebody named Peter found them and decided to take credit for writing them. Either way its a funny essay, but really doesn't deserve all of these people who seem to be worshiping this so called Peter Nguyen guy.
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PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
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10,000 is OVER 9000!
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Goku is The Indians! And yes, the conclusion is A material. Well, A in Canada, which is B+ in America and I believe A+ in some other parts of America.
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What!? 10,000!? There's no way that can be right!
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"... without money, people would be poor." OH MY GOD, SERIOUSLY!?
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hahahahahahahaha! hey this was written on my birthday!
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HAHAHAHAH FREEMASONS XD my step dad is a freemason. I find them RETARDED and fucking WEIRD. Fucking masons.
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10,000. Unbelievable!
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bahahahahahahahahah
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indian's power level is OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!
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The US2? XDD Wow I don't even care if this is real or not it's hilarious!
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hahahahaahahhahahaahahha that is really funny and random
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Super United States 2(blonde)
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Tupacs dead????
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"'How can food be so cheap over there?' It's not, they just eat the nickels." ROFL!!!
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Freakin Hilarious.!!
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I just read the last sentence and started cracking up lol xD
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Is this Peter?
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lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a nickel a day feeds a child LOL :)
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ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is hilarious
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remember kids, girls are icky
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its over TEN THOUSAAAND What? Ten Thousand?
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This is Sparta!
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I definitely caught some Dragonball Z influence in that essay. XD
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Peter Nguyen strikes again!
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Good question Barry
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Actually the scary thing is in America, some people probably actually believe all of this really happened, so it might be true.
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And money is important to the world, because without money, people would be poor.
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who doesn't fucking hate kids?
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LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LOL that is so funny... we wanted to kill the notrious sadaum hussain but instead we killed the notorious biggie smalls : D
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long live US2!!!!!!!!!!
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a power level of at least 10,000?! it's... it's... IT'S OVE 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PETER NGUYEN! (:
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Hilarioussss !! Conclusion - Girls are icky!! :) Cheered me right up :)
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What year is it? Anyone...??
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I haven't laughed like that in years XD
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I love the part about the kids in the movie theatre.
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Best thing I ever read!!!
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One thing, "In conclusion, girls are icky." .... o_o .... Faggot.
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don't people get it? This is peter. he actually does this work and turns it in. He does it for several of his classes which is why there are different marks for different subjects. His teachers constantly tell threaten him in order to get him to take things seriously and yet he continues his insane madness for the sake of our amusement.
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holy crap this thong was freakin halerious lol dimes a day
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lol THE longest essay EVER to conclude, and I quote, "girls are icky" EPIC XD -Shift
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"It's not, they just eat the nickels." I love this guy.
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And who cares, I hate kids. XD
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If I were the teacher, I would have written "And then the US2 killed the great [name of student] for writing such a stupid essay. PWNED!"
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ITS OVAR 9000
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hahaha whoever wrote this is a genius and probably figured the professor would never read it...A+ for awesomeness (which, of course, was created by God as a result of being on America's money)
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Hahaa classic x
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most accurate history of the USA i have ever seen!
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yes what is this? I can't believe this at all. You can't swear in the exam, and I be the person failed already...nonsense.
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haha useless piece of shit that America is
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What is this? It's creative writing is what it is.
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...and they killed america's best friend (not mexico). lawlz
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Racist scum
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I've written a piss take answer like this before, I can believe it's real.
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still funny no matter how fake
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omg cant stop laughing !!! :P
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It's over NINE THOUSSSSAAAANNNNDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Order? I Have no idea what that word means!
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fake because youtube was online 2005 and with it the hype of OVER 9000 this here was published in 2004
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Lmfao osama killed tupac
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geez, i wonder what the bibliography looked like for this
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:L they just eat nickles lmao and just to say; im not icky -.-
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tl;dr
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hahahahahaha what!?
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"Without money, people would be poor." I love that!!
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I just had a pop culturegasm
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tl;dr Girls have cooties.
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I'm at a loss for words...
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Peter Nguyen? o.O He's a Vietnamese like me?
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the world is sadly misled, but desperately correct
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Researched with Wikipedia
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Fuck this shit! I'm gonna take you down Osama! Tupac thou shall be avenged!
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10,000?! IMPOSSIBLE!!!
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I Cannot be botherd to read this at all x
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"girls are icky"?he must be g@y
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Nearly shat myself laughing at the DBZ references
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ITS OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!
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What is this stream of consciousness?
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WHAT THE FUCKK!!!!!
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tl;dr
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WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WUW WUW WUW regular people don't eat nickles? i gues i'm wierd than
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nguyen is legend
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The date is 2004. Peter was from 1999. So maybe he got held back because of his comedy. Or maybe someone else was like Peter. In conclusion, cheese is delicious.
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i think i just **** myself
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they just eat the nickles!!! BAHAHAHA!!
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lmfao osama killed tupac
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Saddam was hung in 2006, this paper was supposedly written in 2004. Thus is definitely fake.
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What is this I don't even?
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What is this? THIS IS SPARTA
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Bahaha. 'That's why I don't let other nations in my secret clubhouse.' XD
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Actually the scary thing is in America, some people probably actually believe all of this really happened, so it might be true.
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ummm the twin towers were brought down by controlled demolition
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I just want to relply 'Sparta!!!' To the teacher, SO MUCH.
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I'm an AMERICAN...INDIAN...
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i believe the gy at the top
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I eat nickels every day, too!
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love that its a college class...
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golden. i love how the last paragraph has a distinct DBZ motif.
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10,000?! IMPOSSIBLE!!!
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Fake... I can se the "handwriting" is writen with macromedia flash.
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Vegeta, what does the scanner say about the Indian's power level? It's at least 10,000!
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"What is this?" THIS IS SPARTA
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I bet its the comic lord Peter Nguyen!All hail Peter!
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The "What is this?" looks like it was written on the computer.
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the thing is America is a shit face country they are in sun a debt from china! And they're run by a black man, who if I had my way would still be shining shoes for a penny
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With few exceptions, this website is MADE OF FAKES.
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Nappa: Vegeta! What does the scouter say about the Indians Power Level?
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Looks fake
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This is a random piece of Awsomeness!!!
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haha... biggest stoner
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And the "Pasion Of The Christ" was a two hour snuff film. The dude from Thunder Dome played him i think. (guess he forgot to add this)
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TEEEENNNN THHHHOOOOOUUUUUSSSSAAAAAAAANNNNNDDDD!!!!!!!
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This one looks sort of fake. I say this because when you look at the "What is this?" at the bottom of the page, it looks like it was added on with adobe flash or something, too perfect. Then again, you can see the really bright shades of gray pixels around it if you look at it from the right angle, as if this was saved as one whole JPG file. My conclusion: Real.
Actually I think this may well be one of the few authentic ones on here. I've seen it before with a back story. Of course that could have been fake too. In conclusion the internet is a myth invented by freemasons.