Other's Responses
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Actually I think this may well be one of the few authentic ones on here. I've seen it before with a back story. Of course that could have been fake too. In conclusion the internet is a myth invented by freemasons.
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Sounds like Peter again.
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a power level of at least 10,000 lawlz.
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So it was bin Laden who killed Tupac! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!
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"We tried killing the Notorious Suddam Hussien but accidently killed Notorious Biggie Smalls". Best line.
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IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I don't care if things are fake if they are funny, and this is hilarious.
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lmfao omg 'they just eat the nickels' im crying cuz of tht omg soooo funny
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It's Peter Nguyen again!! That comedic genius!
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IN CONCLUSION GIRLS ARE ICKY ROLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D
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I give it a B+ for the conclusion.
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The US2? XDD Wow I don't even care if this is real or not it's hilarious!
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holy crap this thong was freakin halerious lol dimes a day
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hahahahaahahhahahaahahha that is really funny and random
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What year is it? Anyone...??
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its over TEN THOUSAAAND What? Ten Thousand?
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Is this Peter?
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remember kids, girls are icky
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tl;dr
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who doesn't fucking hate kids?
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LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Peter Nguyen strikes again!
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"... without money, people would be poor." OH MY GOD, SERIOUSLY!?
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"'How can food be so cheap over there?' It's not, they just eat the nickels." ROFL!!!
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golden. i love how the last paragraph has a distinct DBZ motif.
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Tupacs dead????
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Hilarioussss !! Conclusion - Girls are icky!! :) Cheered me right up :)
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...and they killed america's best friend (not mexico). lawlz
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Goku is The Indians! And yes, the conclusion is A material. Well, A in Canada, which is B+ in America and I believe A+ in some other parts of America.
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I haven't laughed like that in years XD
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hahahahahaha what!?
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hahaha whoever wrote this is a genius and probably figured the professor would never read it...A+ for awesomeness (which, of course, was created by God as a result of being on America's money)
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ummm the twin towers were brought down by controlled demolition
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lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a nickel a day feeds a child LOL :)
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yes what is this? I can't believe this at all. You can't swear in the exam, and I be the person failed already...nonsense.
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I eat nickels every day, too!
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And money is important to the world, because without money, people would be poor.
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In conclusion girls are icky!
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LOL that is so funny... we wanted to kill the notrious sadaum hussain but instead we killed the notorious biggie smalls : D
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Lmao. Love the Dragonball references.
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I love the part about the kids in the movie theatre.
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haha... biggest stoner
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Lmfao osama killed tupac
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hahahahahahahaha! hey this was written on my birthday!
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i think i just **** myself
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is hilarious
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TEEEENNNN THHHHOOOOOUUUUUSSSSAAAAAAAANNNNNDDDD!!!!!!!
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"It's not, they just eat the nickels." I love this guy.
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bahahahahahahahahah
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10,000 is OVER 9000!
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Order? I Have no idea what that word means!
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10,000?! IMPOSSIBLE!!!
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What!? 10,000!? There's no way that can be right!
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What is this I don't even?
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Super United States 2(blonde)
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"What is this?" THIS IS SPARTA
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long live US2!!!!!!!!!!
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I am 12 and wat is this?
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don't people get it? This is peter. he actually does this work and turns it in. He does it for several of his classes which is why there are different marks for different subjects. His teachers constantly tell threaten him in order to get him to take things seriously and yet he continues his insane madness for the sake of our amusement.
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Nearly shat myself laughing at the DBZ references
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WHAT THE FUCKK!!!!!
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"girls are icky"?he must be g@y
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The date is 2004. Peter was from 1999. So maybe he got held back because of his comedy. Or maybe someone else was like Peter. In conclusion, cheese is delicious.
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PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
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Actually the scary thing is in America, some people probably actually believe all of this really happened, so it might be true.
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If I were the teacher, I would have written "And then the US2 killed the great [name of student] for writing such a stupid essay. PWNED!"
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Researched with Wikipedia
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One thing, "In conclusion, girls are icky." .... o_o .... Faggot.
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Fuck this shit! I'm gonna take you down Osama! Tupac thou shall be avenged!
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this makes me want to be a teacher
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i believe the gy at the top
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If this is Peter, and all the other similar essays are written by Peter, then it most likely either be fake (This Essay is dated 2004, the last essay I saw attributed to Peter was 1999, kind of a little long in the tooth to still be working on 200 level courses...) or there are numerous essayist that write similarly wild essays and somebody named Peter found them and decided to take credit for writing them. Either way its a funny essay, but really doesn't deserve all of these people who seem to be worshiping this so called Peter Nguyen guy.
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What is this? It's creative writing is what it is.
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It's over NINE THOUSSSSAAAANNNNDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I just want to relply 'Sparta!!!' To the teacher, SO MUCH.
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WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WUW WUW WUW regular people don't eat nickles? i gues i'm wierd than
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indian's power level is OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!
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Actually the scary thing is in America, some people probably actually believe all of this really happened, so it might be true.
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ITS OVAR 9000
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I bet its the comic lord Peter Nguyen!All hail Peter!
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What is this? THIS IS SPARTA
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And the "Pasion Of The Christ" was a two hour snuff film. The dude from Thunder Dome played him i think. (guess he forgot to add this)
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The "What is this?" looks like it was written on the computer.
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nguyen is legend
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Nappa: Vegeta! What does the scouter say about the Indians Power Level?
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omg they killed Tupac!
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geez, i wonder what the bibliography looked like for this
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tl;dr Girls have cooties.
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Fake... I can se the "handwriting" is writen with macromedia flash.
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I've written a piss take answer like this before, I can believe it's real.
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This is Sparta!
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Freakin Hilarious.!!
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I'm an AMERICAN...INDIAN...
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love that its a college class...
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I definitely caught some Dragonball Z influence in that essay. XD
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:L they just eat nickles lmao and just to say; im not icky -.-
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HAHAHAHAH FREEMASONS XD my step dad is a freemason. I find them RETARDED and fucking WEIRD. Fucking masons.
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Bahaha. 'That's why I don't let other nations in my secret clubhouse.' XD
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This is a random piece of Awsomeness!!!
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Good question Barry
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ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I Cannot be botherd to read this at all x
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the world is sadly misled, but desperately correct
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still funny no matter how fake
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lmfao osama killed tupac
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haha useless piece of shit that America is
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Peter Nguyen? o.O He's a Vietnamese like me?
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10,000. Unbelievable!
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omg cant stop laughing !!! :P
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"Without money, people would be poor." I love that!!
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And who cares, I hate kids. XD
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PETER NGUYEN! (:
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Vegeta, what does the scanner say about the Indian's power level? It's at least 10,000!
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Racist scum
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ITS OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!
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I just read the last sentence and started cracking up lol xD
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Saddam was hung in 2006, this paper was supposedly written in 2004. Thus is definitely fake.
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Best thing I ever read!!!
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they just eat the nickles!!! BAHAHAHA!!
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I know what it is. It's a piece of shit. Congratulations, stream-of-consciousness writer!
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fake because youtube was online 2005 and with it the hype of OVER 9000 this here was published in 2004
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10,000?! IMPOSSIBLE!!!
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I just had a pop culturegasm
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I'm at a loss for words...
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a power level of at least 10,000?! it's... it's... IT'S OVE 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lol THE longest essay EVER to conclude, and I quote, "girls are icky" EPIC XD -Shift
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Hahaa classic x
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most accurate history of the USA i have ever seen!
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Looks fake
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tl;dr
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This one looks sort of fake. I say this because when you look at the "What is this?" at the bottom of the page, it looks like it was added on with adobe flash or something, too perfect. Then again, you can see the really bright shades of gray pixels around it if you look at it from the right angle, as if this was saved as one whole JPG file. My conclusion: Real.
Actually I think this may well be one of the few authentic ones on here. I've seen it before with a back story. Of course that could have been fake too. In conclusion the internet is a myth invented by freemasons.