Other's Responses
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Actually I think this may well be one of the few authentic ones on here. I've seen it before with a back story. Of course that could have been fake too. In conclusion the internet is a myth invented by freemasons.
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Sounds like Peter again.
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a power level of at least 10,000 lawlz.
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So it was bin Laden who killed Tupac! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!
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"We tried killing the Notorious Suddam Hussien but accidently killed Notorious Biggie Smalls". Best line.
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I don't care if things are fake if they are funny, and this is hilarious.
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IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lmfao omg 'they just eat the nickels' im crying cuz of tht omg soooo funny
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IN CONCLUSION GIRLS ARE ICKY ROLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D
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I give it a B+ for the conclusion.
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It's Peter Nguyen again!! That comedic genius!
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Is this Peter?
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What year is it? Anyone...??
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yes what is this? I can't believe this at all. You can't swear in the exam, and I be the person failed already...nonsense.
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who doesn't fucking hate kids?
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its over TEN THOUSAAAND What? Ten Thousand?
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hahaha whoever wrote this is a genius and probably figured the professor would never read it...A+ for awesomeness (which, of course, was created by God as a result of being on America's money)
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Goku is The Indians! And yes, the conclusion is A material. Well, A in Canada, which is B+ in America and I believe A+ in some other parts of America.
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Lmao. Love the Dragonball references.
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hahahahaahahhahahaahahha that is really funny and random
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Hilarioussss !! Conclusion - Girls are icky!! :) Cheered me right up :)
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hahahahahaha what!?
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holy crap this thong was freakin halerious lol dimes a day
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"... without money, people would be poor." OH MY GOD, SERIOUSLY!?
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i think i just **** myself
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golden. i love how the last paragraph has a distinct DBZ motif.
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remember kids, girls are icky
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In conclusion girls are icky!
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Peter Nguyen strikes again!
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Tupacs dead????
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One thing, "In conclusion, girls are icky." .... o_o .... Faggot.
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...and they killed america's best friend (not mexico). lawlz
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ummm the twin towers were brought down by controlled demolition
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The US2? XDD Wow I don't even care if this is real or not it's hilarious!
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don't people get it? This is peter. he actually does this work and turns it in. He does it for several of his classes which is why there are different marks for different subjects. His teachers constantly tell threaten him in order to get him to take things seriously and yet he continues his insane madness for the sake of our amusement.
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I haven't laughed like that in years XD
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tl;dr
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Super United States 2(blonde)
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LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hahahahahahahaha! hey this was written on my birthday!
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tl;dr Girls have cooties.
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"girls are icky"?he must be g@y
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The "What is this?" looks like it was written on the computer.
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I love the part about the kids in the movie theatre.
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Order? I Have no idea what that word means!
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ITS OVAR 9000
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And money is important to the world, because without money, people would be poor.
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If this is Peter, and all the other similar essays are written by Peter, then it most likely either be fake (This Essay is dated 2004, the last essay I saw attributed to Peter was 1999, kind of a little long in the tooth to still be working on 200 level courses...) or there are numerous essayist that write similarly wild essays and somebody named Peter found them and decided to take credit for writing them. Either way its a funny essay, but really doesn't deserve all of these people who seem to be worshiping this so called Peter Nguyen guy.
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I bet its the comic lord Peter Nguyen!All hail Peter!
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haha useless piece of shit that America is
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lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a nickel a day feeds a child LOL :)
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"'How can food be so cheap over there?' It's not, they just eat the nickels." ROFL!!!
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Researched with Wikipedia
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10,000?! IMPOSSIBLE!!!
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indian's power level is OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!
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"It's not, they just eat the nickels." I love this guy.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is hilarious
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i believe the gy at the top
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WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WUW WUW WUW regular people don't eat nickles? i gues i'm wierd than
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this makes me want to be a teacher
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long live US2!!!!!!!!!!
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What is this I don't even?
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Nearly shat myself laughing at the DBZ references
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Fuck this shit! I'm gonna take you down Osama! Tupac thou shall be avenged!
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I am 12 and wat is this?
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geez, i wonder what the bibliography looked like for this
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:L they just eat nickles lmao and just to say; im not icky -.-
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PETER NGUYEN! (:
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If I were the teacher, I would have written "And then the US2 killed the great [name of student] for writing such a stupid essay. PWNED!"
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Fake... I can se the "handwriting" is writen with macromedia flash.
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The date is 2004. Peter was from 1999. So maybe he got held back because of his comedy. Or maybe someone else was like Peter. In conclusion, cheese is delicious.
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"What is this?" THIS IS SPARTA
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omg they killed Tupac!
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This is Sparta!
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10,000 is OVER 9000!
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nguyen is legend
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I eat nickels every day, too!
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love that its a college class...
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Nappa: Vegeta! What does the scouter say about the Indians Power Level?
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10,000. Unbelievable!
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What is this? THIS IS SPARTA
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Actually the scary thing is in America, some people probably actually believe all of this really happened, so it might be true.
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What is this? It's creative writing is what it is.
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LOL that is so funny... we wanted to kill the notrious sadaum hussain but instead we killed the notorious biggie smalls : D
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I just read the last sentence and started cracking up lol xD
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the world is sadly misled, but desperately correct
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Racist scum
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I Cannot be botherd to read this at all x
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This is a random piece of Awsomeness!!!
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Freakin Hilarious.!!
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Actually the scary thing is in America, some people probably actually believe all of this really happened, so it might be true.
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HAHAHAHAH FREEMASONS XD my step dad is a freemason. I find them RETARDED and fucking WEIRD. Fucking masons.
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PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
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WHAT THE FUCKK!!!!!
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haha... biggest stoner
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And who cares, I hate kids. XD
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I just want to relply 'Sparta!!!' To the teacher, SO MUCH.
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Bahaha. 'That's why I don't let other nations in my secret clubhouse.' XD
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TEEEENNNN THHHHOOOOOUUUUUSSSSAAAAAAAANNNNNDDDD!!!!!!!
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What!? 10,000!? There's no way that can be right!
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It's over NINE THOUSSSSAAAANNNNDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm an AMERICAN...INDIAN...
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ITS OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!
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Lmfao osama killed tupac
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still funny no matter how fake
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bahahahahahahahahah
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they just eat the nickles!!! BAHAHAHA!!
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Peter Nguyen? o.O He's a Vietnamese like me?
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I've written a piss take answer like this before, I can believe it's real.
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omg cant stop laughing !!! :P
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And the "Pasion Of The Christ" was a two hour snuff film. The dude from Thunder Dome played him i think. (guess he forgot to add this)
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I definitely caught some Dragonball Z influence in that essay. XD
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Good question Barry
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Saddam was hung in 2006, this paper was supposedly written in 2004. Thus is definitely fake.
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a power level of at least 10,000?! it's... it's... IT'S OVE 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lmfao osama killed tupac
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Vegeta, what does the scanner say about the Indian's power level? It's at least 10,000!
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lol THE longest essay EVER to conclude, and I quote, "girls are icky" EPIC XD -Shift
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I'm at a loss for words...
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10,000?! IMPOSSIBLE!!!
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Best thing I ever read!!!
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"Without money, people would be poor." I love that!!
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most accurate history of the USA i have ever seen!
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Hahaa classic x
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I just had a pop culturegasm
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I know what it is. It's a piece of shit. Congratulations, stream-of-consciousness writer!
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fake because youtube was online 2005 and with it the hype of OVER 9000 this here was published in 2004
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Looks fake
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tl;dr
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This one looks sort of fake. I say this because when you look at the "What is this?" at the bottom of the page, it looks like it was added on with adobe flash or something, too perfect. Then again, you can see the really bright shades of gray pixels around it if you look at it from the right angle, as if this was saved as one whole JPG file. My conclusion: Real.
Actually I think this may well be one of the few authentic ones on here. I've seen it before with a back story. Of course that could have been fake too. In conclusion the internet is a myth invented by freemasons.