Other's Responses
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Actually I think this may well be one of the few authentic ones on here. I've seen it before with a back story. Of course that could have been fake too. In conclusion the internet is a myth invented by freemasons.
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Sounds like Peter again.
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a power level of at least 10,000 lawlz.
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So it was bin Laden who killed Tupac! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!
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"We tried killing the Notorious Suddam Hussien but accidently killed Notorious Biggie Smalls". Best line.
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IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I don't care if things are fake if they are funny, and this is hilarious.
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lmfao omg 'they just eat the nickels' im crying cuz of tht omg soooo funny
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IN CONCLUSION GIRLS ARE ICKY ROLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D
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It's Peter Nguyen again!! That comedic genius!
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I give it a B+ for the conclusion.
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The US2? XDD Wow I don't even care if this is real or not it's hilarious!
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holy crap this thong was freakin halerious lol dimes a day
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its over TEN THOUSAAAND What? Ten Thousand?
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tl;dr
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What year is it? Anyone...??
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hahahahaahahhahahaahahha that is really funny and random
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remember kids, girls are icky
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Is this Peter?
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who doesn't fucking hate kids?
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LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"... without money, people would be poor." OH MY GOD, SERIOUSLY!?
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I haven't laughed like that in years XD
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Peter Nguyen strikes again!
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golden. i love how the last paragraph has a distinct DBZ motif.
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"'How can food be so cheap over there?' It's not, they just eat the nickels." ROFL!!!
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...and they killed america's best friend (not mexico). lawlz
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Hilarioussss !! Conclusion - Girls are icky!! :) Cheered me right up :)
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Goku is The Indians! And yes, the conclusion is A material. Well, A in Canada, which is B+ in America and I believe A+ in some other parts of America.
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hahahahahaha what!?
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lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a nickel a day feeds a child LOL :)
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Tupacs dead????
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And money is important to the world, because without money, people would be poor.
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I eat nickels every day, too!
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hahaha whoever wrote this is a genius and probably figured the professor would never read it...A+ for awesomeness (which, of course, was created by God as a result of being on America's money)
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Lmao. Love the Dragonball references.
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In conclusion girls are icky!
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ummm the twin towers were brought down by controlled demolition
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LOL that is so funny... we wanted to kill the notrious sadaum hussain but instead we killed the notorious biggie smalls : D
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Lmfao osama killed tupac
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Super United States 2(blonde)
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I love the part about the kids in the movie theatre.
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TEEEENNNN THHHHOOOOOUUUUUSSSSAAAAAAAANNNNNDDDD!!!!!!!
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i think i just **** myself
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is hilarious
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yes what is this? I can't believe this at all. You can't swear in the exam, and I be the person failed already...nonsense.
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haha... biggest stoner
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"It's not, they just eat the nickels." I love this guy.
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What is this I don't even?
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hahahahahahahaha! hey this was written on my birthday!
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bahahahahahahahahah
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Order? I Have no idea what that word means!
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I am 12 and wat is this?
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10,000 is OVER 9000!
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PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
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long live US2!!!!!!!!!!
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What!? 10,000!? There's no way that can be right!
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"What is this?" THIS IS SPARTA
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10,000?! IMPOSSIBLE!!!
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"girls are icky"?he must be g@y
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i believe the gy at the top
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One thing, "In conclusion, girls are icky." .... o_o .... Faggot.
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Nearly shat myself laughing at the DBZ references
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WHAT THE FUCKK!!!!!
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don't people get it? This is peter. he actually does this work and turns it in. He does it for several of his classes which is why there are different marks for different subjects. His teachers constantly tell threaten him in order to get him to take things seriously and yet he continues his insane madness for the sake of our amusement.
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What is this? It's creative writing is what it is.
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The date is 2004. Peter was from 1999. So maybe he got held back because of his comedy. Or maybe someone else was like Peter. In conclusion, cheese is delicious.
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If I were the teacher, I would have written "And then the US2 killed the great [name of student] for writing such a stupid essay. PWNED!"
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this makes me want to be a teacher
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Researched with Wikipedia
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It's over NINE THOUSSSSAAAANNNNDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What is this? THIS IS SPARTA
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I just want to relply 'Sparta!!!' To the teacher, SO MUCH.
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Fuck this shit! I'm gonna take you down Osama! Tupac thou shall be avenged!
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I bet its the comic lord Peter Nguyen!All hail Peter!
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ITS OVAR 9000
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If this is Peter, and all the other similar essays are written by Peter, then it most likely either be fake (This Essay is dated 2004, the last essay I saw attributed to Peter was 1999, kind of a little long in the tooth to still be working on 200 level courses...) or there are numerous essayist that write similarly wild essays and somebody named Peter found them and decided to take credit for writing them. Either way its a funny essay, but really doesn't deserve all of these people who seem to be worshiping this so called Peter Nguyen guy.
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indian's power level is OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!
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WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WUW WUW WUW regular people don't eat nickles? i gues i'm wierd than
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Fake... I can se the "handwriting" is writen with macromedia flash.
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I've written a piss take answer like this before, I can believe it's real.
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Nappa: Vegeta! What does the scouter say about the Indians Power Level?
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And the "Pasion Of The Christ" was a two hour snuff film. The dude from Thunder Dome played him i think. (guess he forgot to add this)
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omg they killed Tupac!
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The "What is this?" looks like it was written on the computer.
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Actually the scary thing is in America, some people probably actually believe all of this really happened, so it might be true.
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Freakin Hilarious.!!
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:L they just eat nickles lmao and just to say; im not icky -.-
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tl;dr Girls have cooties.
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Actually the scary thing is in America, some people probably actually believe all of this really happened, so it might be true.
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This is Sparta!
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Good question Barry
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HAHAHAHAH FREEMASONS XD my step dad is a freemason. I find them RETARDED and fucking WEIRD. Fucking masons.
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Bahaha. 'That's why I don't let other nations in my secret clubhouse.' XD
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ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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geez, i wonder what the bibliography looked like for this
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I'm an AMERICAN...INDIAN...
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nguyen is legend
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love that its a college class...
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haha useless piece of shit that America is
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This is a random piece of Awsomeness!!!
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I definitely caught some Dragonball Z influence in that essay. XD
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I Cannot be botherd to read this at all x
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the world is sadly misled, but desperately correct
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lmfao osama killed tupac
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Peter Nguyen? o.O He's a Vietnamese like me?
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And who cares, I hate kids. XD
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omg cant stop laughing !!! :P
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10,000. Unbelievable!
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"Without money, people would be poor." I love that!!
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I just read the last sentence and started cracking up lol xD
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PETER NGUYEN! (:
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still funny no matter how fake
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Vegeta, what does the scanner say about the Indian's power level? It's at least 10,000!
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Saddam was hung in 2006, this paper was supposedly written in 2004. Thus is definitely fake.
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ITS OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!
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Racist scum
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they just eat the nickles!!! BAHAHAHA!!
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Best thing I ever read!!!
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I know what it is. It's a piece of shit. Congratulations, stream-of-consciousness writer!
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10,000?! IMPOSSIBLE!!!
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I just had a pop culturegasm
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fake because youtube was online 2005 and with it the hype of OVER 9000 this here was published in 2004
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lol THE longest essay EVER to conclude, and I quote, "girls are icky" EPIC XD -Shift
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I'm at a loss for words...
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a power level of at least 10,000?! it's... it's... IT'S OVE 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hahaa classic x
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Looks fake
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most accurate history of the USA i have ever seen!
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tl;dr
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This one looks sort of fake. I say this because when you look at the "What is this?" at the bottom of the page, it looks like it was added on with adobe flash or something, too perfect. Then again, you can see the really bright shades of gray pixels around it if you look at it from the right angle, as if this was saved as one whole JPG file. My conclusion: Real.
Actually I think this may well be one of the few authentic ones on here. I've seen it before with a back story. Of course that could have been fake too. In conclusion the internet is a myth invented by freemasons.