Other's Responses
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Actually I think this may well be one of the few authentic ones on here. I've seen it before with a back story. Of course that could have been fake too. In conclusion the internet is a myth invented by freemasons.
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Sounds like Peter again.
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a power level of at least 10,000 lawlz.
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So it was bin Laden who killed Tupac! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!
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"We tried killing the Notorious Suddam Hussien but accidently killed Notorious Biggie Smalls". Best line.
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I don't care if things are fake if they are funny, and this is hilarious.
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IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lmfao omg 'they just eat the nickels' im crying cuz of tht omg soooo funny
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IN CONCLUSION GIRLS ARE ICKY ROLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D
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It's Peter Nguyen again!! That comedic genius!
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I give it a B+ for the conclusion.
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Is this Peter?
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What year is it? Anyone...??
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holy crap this thong was freakin halerious lol dimes a day
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who doesn't fucking hate kids?
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remember kids, girls are icky
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hahahahaahahhahahaahahha that is really funny and random
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LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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its over TEN THOUSAAAND What? Ten Thousand?
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Peter Nguyen strikes again!
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Hilarioussss !! Conclusion - Girls are icky!! :) Cheered me right up :)
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The US2? XDD Wow I don't even care if this is real or not it's hilarious!
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yes what is this? I can't believe this at all. You can't swear in the exam, and I be the person failed already...nonsense.
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"... without money, people would be poor." OH MY GOD, SERIOUSLY!?
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...and they killed america's best friend (not mexico). lawlz
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tl;dr
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lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a nickel a day feeds a child LOL :)
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Goku is The Indians! And yes, the conclusion is A material. Well, A in Canada, which is B+ in America and I believe A+ in some other parts of America.
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"'How can food be so cheap over there?' It's not, they just eat the nickels." ROFL!!!
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In conclusion girls are icky!
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I love the part about the kids in the movie theatre.
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hahaha whoever wrote this is a genius and probably figured the professor would never read it...A+ for awesomeness (which, of course, was created by God as a result of being on America's money)
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ummm the twin towers were brought down by controlled demolition
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hahahahahaha what!?
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I haven't laughed like that in years XD
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golden. i love how the last paragraph has a distinct DBZ motif.
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Tupacs dead????
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What is this I don't even?
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Lmao. Love the Dragonball references.
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I eat nickels every day, too!
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"It's not, they just eat the nickels." I love this guy.
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TEEEENNNN THHHHOOOOOUUUUUSSSSAAAAAAAANNNNNDDDD!!!!!!!
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haha... biggest stoner
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LOL that is so funny... we wanted to kill the notrious sadaum hussain but instead we killed the notorious biggie smalls : D
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Super United States 2(blonde)
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Researched with Wikipedia
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And money is important to the world, because without money, people would be poor.
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Order? I Have no idea what that word means!
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One thing, "In conclusion, girls are icky." .... o_o .... Faggot.
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"girls are icky"?he must be g@y
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"What is this?" THIS IS SPARTA
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Actually the scary thing is in America, some people probably actually believe all of this really happened, so it might be true.
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don't people get it? This is peter. he actually does this work and turns it in. He does it for several of his classes which is why there are different marks for different subjects. His teachers constantly tell threaten him in order to get him to take things seriously and yet he continues his insane madness for the sake of our amusement.
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indian's power level is OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!
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hahahahahahahaha! hey this was written on my birthday!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is hilarious
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The date is 2004. Peter was from 1999. So maybe he got held back because of his comedy. Or maybe someone else was like Peter. In conclusion, cheese is delicious.
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i think i just **** myself
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10,000 is OVER 9000!
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I am 12 and wat is this?
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What is this? It's creative writing is what it is.
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long live US2!!!!!!!!!!
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nguyen is legend
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ITS OVAR 9000
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Fake... I can se the "handwriting" is writen with macromedia flash.
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If this is Peter, and all the other similar essays are written by Peter, then it most likely either be fake (This Essay is dated 2004, the last essay I saw attributed to Peter was 1999, kind of a little long in the tooth to still be working on 200 level courses...) or there are numerous essayist that write similarly wild essays and somebody named Peter found them and decided to take credit for writing them. Either way its a funny essay, but really doesn't deserve all of these people who seem to be worshiping this so called Peter Nguyen guy.
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This is Sparta!
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If I were the teacher, I would have written "And then the US2 killed the great [name of student] for writing such a stupid essay. PWNED!"
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Nearly shat myself laughing at the DBZ references
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Fuck this shit! I'm gonna take you down Osama! Tupac thou shall be avenged!
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I bet its the comic lord Peter Nguyen!All hail Peter!
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10,000?! IMPOSSIBLE!!!
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omg they killed Tupac!
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What!? 10,000!? There's no way that can be right!
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bahahahahahahahahah
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Bahaha. 'That's why I don't let other nations in my secret clubhouse.' XD
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Lmfao osama killed tupac
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It's over NINE THOUSSSSAAAANNNNDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Actually the scary thing is in America, some people probably actually believe all of this really happened, so it might be true.
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WHAT THE FUCKK!!!!!
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this makes me want to be a teacher
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geez, i wonder what the bibliography looked like for this
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I just want to relply 'Sparta!!!' To the teacher, SO MUCH.
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i believe the gy at the top
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Nappa: Vegeta! What does the scouter say about the Indians Power Level?
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PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
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:L they just eat nickles lmao and just to say; im not icky -.-
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I'm an AMERICAN...INDIAN...
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This is a random piece of Awsomeness!!!
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What is this? THIS IS SPARTA
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WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WUW WUW WUW regular people don't eat nickles? i gues i'm wierd than
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the world is sadly misled, but desperately correct
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tl;dr Girls have cooties.
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love that its a college class...
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And the "Pasion Of The Christ" was a two hour snuff film. The dude from Thunder Dome played him i think. (guess he forgot to add this)
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still funny no matter how fake
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lmfao osama killed tupac
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haha useless piece of shit that America is
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I definitely caught some Dragonball Z influence in that essay. XD
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PETER NGUYEN! (:
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I Cannot be botherd to read this at all x
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HAHAHAHAH FREEMASONS XD my step dad is a freemason. I find them RETARDED and fucking WEIRD. Fucking masons.
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The "What is this?" looks like it was written on the computer.
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10,000. Unbelievable!
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ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I've written a piss take answer like this before, I can believe it's real.
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Freakin Hilarious.!!
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And who cares, I hate kids. XD
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omg cant stop laughing !!! :P
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Vegeta, what does the scanner say about the Indian's power level? It's at least 10,000!
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Racist scum
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ITS OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!
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I just read the last sentence and started cracking up lol xD
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Good question Barry
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Peter Nguyen? o.O He's a Vietnamese like me?
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a power level of at least 10,000?! it's... it's... IT'S OVE 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Saddam was hung in 2006, this paper was supposedly written in 2004. Thus is definitely fake.
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I just had a pop culturegasm
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they just eat the nickles!!! BAHAHAHA!!
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lol THE longest essay EVER to conclude, and I quote, "girls are icky" EPIC XD -Shift
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Best thing I ever read!!!
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"Without money, people would be poor." I love that!!
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10,000?! IMPOSSIBLE!!!
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I know what it is. It's a piece of shit. Congratulations, stream-of-consciousness writer!
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I'm at a loss for words...
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fake because youtube was online 2005 and with it the hype of OVER 9000 this here was published in 2004
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Hahaa classic x
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Looks fake
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most accurate history of the USA i have ever seen!
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tl;dr
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This one looks sort of fake. I say this because when you look at the "What is this?" at the bottom of the page, it looks like it was added on with adobe flash or something, too perfect. Then again, you can see the really bright shades of gray pixels around it if you look at it from the right angle, as if this was saved as one whole JPG file. My conclusion: Real.
Actually I think this may well be one of the few authentic ones on here. I've seen it before with a back story. Of course that could have been fake too. In conclusion the internet is a myth invented by freemasons.