Other's Responses
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Actually I think this may well be one of the few authentic ones on here. I've seen it before with a back story. Of course that could have been fake too. In conclusion the internet is a myth invented by freemasons.
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Sounds like Peter again.
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a power level of at least 10,000 lawlz.
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So it was bin Laden who killed Tupac! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!
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"We tried killing the Notorious Suddam Hussien but accidently killed Notorious Biggie Smalls". Best line.
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IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I don't care if things are fake if they are funny, and this is hilarious.
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lmfao omg 'they just eat the nickels' im crying cuz of tht omg soooo funny
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IN CONCLUSION GIRLS ARE ICKY ROLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D
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It's Peter Nguyen again!! That comedic genius!
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I give it a B+ for the conclusion.
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What year is it? Anyone...??
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who doesn't fucking hate kids?
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yes what is this? I can't believe this at all. You can't swear in the exam, and I be the person failed already...nonsense.
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Is this Peter?
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Peter Nguyen strikes again!
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its over TEN THOUSAAAND What? Ten Thousand?
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remember kids, girls are icky
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...and they killed america's best friend (not mexico). lawlz
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The US2? XDD Wow I don't even care if this is real or not it's hilarious!
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hahahahahaha what!?
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"... without money, people would be poor." OH MY GOD, SERIOUSLY!?
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hahahahaahahhahahaahahha that is really funny and random
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holy crap this thong was freakin halerious lol dimes a day
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Hilarioussss !! Conclusion - Girls are icky!! :) Cheered me right up :)
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I haven't laughed like that in years XD
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hahaha whoever wrote this is a genius and probably figured the professor would never read it...A+ for awesomeness (which, of course, was created by God as a result of being on America's money)
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LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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golden. i love how the last paragraph has a distinct DBZ motif.
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Goku is The Indians! And yes, the conclusion is A material. Well, A in Canada, which is B+ in America and I believe A+ in some other parts of America.
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Tupacs dead????
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tl;dr
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Lmao. Love the Dragonball references.
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In conclusion girls are icky!
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What is this I don't even?
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i think i just **** myself
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Order? I Have no idea what that word means!
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I love the part about the kids in the movie theatre.
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ummm the twin towers were brought down by controlled demolition
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don't people get it? This is peter. he actually does this work and turns it in. He does it for several of his classes which is why there are different marks for different subjects. His teachers constantly tell threaten him in order to get him to take things seriously and yet he continues his insane madness for the sake of our amusement.
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hahahahahahahaha! hey this was written on my birthday!
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ITS OVAR 9000
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lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a nickel a day feeds a child LOL :)
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"'How can food be so cheap over there?' It's not, they just eat the nickels." ROFL!!!
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"It's not, they just eat the nickels." I love this guy.
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Super United States 2(blonde)
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"girls are icky"?he must be g@y
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And money is important to the world, because without money, people would be poor.
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What is this? It's creative writing is what it is.
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The date is 2004. Peter was from 1999. So maybe he got held back because of his comedy. Or maybe someone else was like Peter. In conclusion, cheese is delicious.
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This is Sparta!
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One thing, "In conclusion, girls are icky." .... o_o .... Faggot.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is hilarious
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I eat nickels every day, too!
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I bet its the comic lord Peter Nguyen!All hail Peter!
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If this is Peter, and all the other similar essays are written by Peter, then it most likely either be fake (This Essay is dated 2004, the last essay I saw attributed to Peter was 1999, kind of a little long in the tooth to still be working on 200 level courses...) or there are numerous essayist that write similarly wild essays and somebody named Peter found them and decided to take credit for writing them. Either way its a funny essay, but really doesn't deserve all of these people who seem to be worshiping this so called Peter Nguyen guy.
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10,000?! IMPOSSIBLE!!!
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geez, i wonder what the bibliography looked like for this
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I am 12 and wat is this?
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tl;dr Girls have cooties.
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Actually the scary thing is in America, some people probably actually believe all of this really happened, so it might be true.
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haha... biggest stoner
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LOL that is so funny... we wanted to kill the notrious sadaum hussain but instead we killed the notorious biggie smalls : D
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i believe the gy at the top
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Nearly shat myself laughing at the DBZ references
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Nappa: Vegeta! What does the scouter say about the Indians Power Level?
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the world is sadly misled, but desperately correct
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Researched with Wikipedia
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:L they just eat nickles lmao and just to say; im not icky -.-
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If I were the teacher, I would have written "And then the US2 killed the great [name of student] for writing such a stupid essay. PWNED!"
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TEEEENNNN THHHHOOOOOUUUUUSSSSAAAAAAAANNNNNDDDD!!!!!!!
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long live US2!!!!!!!!!!
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The "What is this?" looks like it was written on the computer.
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This is a random piece of Awsomeness!!!
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omg they killed Tupac!
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PETER NGUYEN! (:
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Fuck this shit! I'm gonna take you down Osama! Tupac thou shall be avenged!
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indian's power level is OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!
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I Cannot be botherd to read this at all x
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10,000 is OVER 9000!
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Bahaha. 'That's why I don't let other nations in my secret clubhouse.' XD
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nguyen is legend
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Fake... I can se the "handwriting" is writen with macromedia flash.
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10,000. Unbelievable!
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What is this? THIS IS SPARTA
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haha useless piece of shit that America is
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WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WUW WUW WUW regular people don't eat nickles? i gues i'm wierd than
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"What is this?" THIS IS SPARTA
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Racist scum
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bahahahahahahahahah
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Actually the scary thing is in America, some people probably actually believe all of this really happened, so it might be true.
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I just want to relply 'Sparta!!!' To the teacher, SO MUCH.
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this makes me want to be a teacher
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love that its a college class...
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I just read the last sentence and started cracking up lol xD
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And who cares, I hate kids. XD
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HAHAHAHAH FREEMASONS XD my step dad is a freemason. I find them RETARDED and fucking WEIRD. Fucking masons.
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WHAT THE FUCKK!!!!!
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Lmfao osama killed tupac
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Freakin Hilarious.!!
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still funny no matter how fake
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What!? 10,000!? There's no way that can be right!
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I'm an AMERICAN...INDIAN...
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PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
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I've written a piss take answer like this before, I can believe it's real.
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ITS OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!
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omg cant stop laughing !!! :P
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And the "Pasion Of The Christ" was a two hour snuff film. The dude from Thunder Dome played him i think. (guess he forgot to add this)
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they just eat the nickles!!! BAHAHAHA!!
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Vegeta, what does the scanner say about the Indian's power level? It's at least 10,000!
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a power level of at least 10,000?! it's... it's... IT'S OVE 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I definitely caught some Dragonball Z influence in that essay. XD
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Peter Nguyen? o.O He's a Vietnamese like me?
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It's over NINE THOUSSSSAAAANNNNDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lmfao osama killed tupac
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Best thing I ever read!!!
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Good question Barry
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ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Saddam was hung in 2006, this paper was supposedly written in 2004. Thus is definitely fake.
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I'm at a loss for words...
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most accurate history of the USA i have ever seen!
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I just had a pop culturegasm
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10,000?! IMPOSSIBLE!!!
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lol THE longest essay EVER to conclude, and I quote, "girls are icky" EPIC XD -Shift
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I know what it is. It's a piece of shit. Congratulations, stream-of-consciousness writer!
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"Without money, people would be poor." I love that!!
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Hahaa classic x
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fake because youtube was online 2005 and with it the hype of OVER 9000 this here was published in 2004
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Looks fake
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tl;dr
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This one looks sort of fake. I say this because when you look at the "What is this?" at the bottom of the page, it looks like it was added on with adobe flash or something, too perfect. Then again, you can see the really bright shades of gray pixels around it if you look at it from the right angle, as if this was saved as one whole JPG file. My conclusion: Real.
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PETER! BOOM-BAI-AY! PETER! BOOM-BAI-AY! PETER! BOOM-BAI-AY!
Actually I think this may well be one of the few authentic ones on here. I've seen it before with a back story. Of course that could have been fake too. In conclusion the internet is a myth invented by freemasons.