Other's Responses
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The most amazing biography I have ever seen.
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HONORS ENGLISH LOL
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"...except instead of candy he killed them" easily the funniest thing i've ever read lol
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Walt Whitman writes whiny goth poetry on LiveJournal. bahaha!!
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i loved the reference to the gondola ride at disney land
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Peter Nguyen for the win.
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chock full of WIN.
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i'm pretty sure that it's the same person that wrote "jimmy mcperson". his name was peter and the teacher had the same handwriting. i think it was a later paper though because the teachers comments were funnier :)
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The Peter Nguyen essays are fairly well known across the net. You don't really need to edit out the name.
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i love gothcakes
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"Thanks a lot Walt Whitman." lol
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Peter Nguyen is like my hero right now..! His essays are soo funny... !!
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Can't wait to see the movie!
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hes actually a decent writer......anyway this is hilarious
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This is beyond genius. This kid's a Deity.
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This has more pwn in it than a roundhouse from Chuck Norris.
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We want to be your friend for life <3 email me peter nguyen.
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"Thanks a lot Walt Whitman" ...thank you so much.
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Peter is fucking amazing.
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That's the best thing I've ever read.... ever.
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The "please see me" was done in MSPaint or something. Noobs.
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this is awesome!
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LOL cracking up laughing here. I haven't seen anything quite so funny in years. What a scream!!
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This is the greatest thing ever. XD
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TO PETER, and to a lesser extent, Walt Withram
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see me see me see me retarded vogons.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Nguyen
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its peter!!!!!!!!!!!
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How did this person get into Honors English?
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oh my goddd Peter again?!!! lmfaoarotf
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rofl, i can't stop laughing! LOL1
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I love how this kid is in Honors English
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Funniest essay EVER. Walt whiteman might seem like a real cool guy but in reality hes a whiny ass pussy. And so on, its the best XD
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No, Peter! Don't go see him! He's a notorious child molester!
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" Ode to Faggotry " ..... ROTFL!!!
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this is th most accurate bio of walt whitman ever and peter deserves not to see the teacher, but to get f-in a's the rest of the year withouy comin to class
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Spielberg should make a movie about this Walt Whitman character. I mean, he could be the next Luke Skywalker. Why is it always the Peters that have balls?
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LOL... didn't realize until the end that Walt Whitman was Walt Disney
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lmfao his ox, emily dickinson
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He is brilliant .
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Wow, Walt Whitman's life was f***ing crazy.
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he gave them all candy. but instead of candy he killed them
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Walt Whitman believed the only good china man was a dead china man haha.
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The comment was obviously added digitally- look at the pixelation.
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Peters lord of the flies essay was so epic
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Ode to Faggotry lmao
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Walt Whitman is a legend
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Fake the script looks like it was suppose to be carefully put but looks like shit and theres no comments on his writing so its fake But its still funny
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epic win
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someone buy this kid his first beer
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PETER STRIKES AGAIN BITCHES
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If I were a teacher and some fuckwad turned in this happy horseshit, the last thing I'd do would be to write 'see me.' Who wants MORE of that nonsense? Give him a zero and move on.
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Peter Nguyen: EPIC WIN, ALL OF HIS ESSAYS
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This looks absolutely fake on the grading. Look at the penmanship. Funny bio though.
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"Chances are someone just whacked the keyboard for an alias" Uhm, no. I know someone with that last name. It's Asian.
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WHY IS IT ALWAYS PETER?!
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why are all these kids named peter? ive only ever met one kid named peter in my entire life
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FAKE LOOK CLOSELY AROUND THE RED PEN THERES NOTEBOOK PAPER SO ITS CUT OUT OF ANOTHER ONE -_-
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If you look at the entire paper it all looks shopped, or its because the scanner sucked, but the funny coloration around "Peter, please see me" is around the entire text,e ven typed.
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"honors english class" i love this kid
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Jajajajajaja, but in reality he was just a whiny ass pussy!!!!!!!!!
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You got me!
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apologize for the question but who is this guy?
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I honestly can't tell whether he's performing a "HA! Take that, Mr. Farlow!" or if he's just a dumbass.
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I'm on a lit class, and I think my lecturers would LOVE this.
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i fucking love this :L
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I wish I could write that good... he is my new idol... XD
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My research paper on Walt Whitman is due tomorrow-this is the funniest thing EVER!! ;))
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Great essay but I thought Walt Whitman was also a shopping mall.
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except instead of candy he killed them EPIC WIN
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You guys do see that this is photoshoped, right? You'll spot it easier if you turn down your brightness.. the "Peter, please see me" was shooped.
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How the fuck is he in Honors English?
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Thanks a lot Walt Whitman...
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" With his blue ox, Emily Dickenson, ..... " rotfl
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"gothcakes"... my stomach hurts from laughing so much!
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He died at Walt Disney World by riding the skyride!? What.The. Peas?
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fucking amazing
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I wish I was this creative, if I was Id totally do this (on the rough draft, final would be normalish)
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you can tell the on the last paragragh, last line it's photoshopped.
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fuck numbnuts, they say "see me" because they want to discuss how fucked up the students are... if you ppl cant get that through your thick skulls, you should prolly just lay in your bed, stay there, and die... kthnxbai
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Has anyone noticed 50% of these entries are done by some one named peter?Eighter one person is doing them all or all people named peter have a good sence of humor.But eighter way epic win.
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LAWL why even black out the whole name if the teacher writes "Peter come see me" Lawl the recaptcha thing to the right of where you write your comment say Suck pussy!
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I think that if you replaced Walt Whitman's name with Chuck Norris it would be very appropriate.
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loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!! tht was an awesome biography!!! :P
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Is it the same teacher that always writes "see me" with a red pen?
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Walt Whitman is a pretty cool guy eh molest children, kill chinamen, spite applesauce from hiis nasty ass mouth and doesnt afraid of anything
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WAS. LAUGHING. WHOLE. TIME
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Peter, will you be my boyfriend??
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excelisior!!!!!!
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SOOOO MUCH WIN!!!!!!!! XD
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That guy is my hero! :P
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fake, look at the blue boxes around "pete please see me"
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is it just me or does anyone else notice that the writer is always peter? he should make a book of his stories
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tl;dr
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if i meet this person i will give him a hug.
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This is peters 3rd fake essay lol he just doesnt stop, last year it was Mr. Guttierez and now its Mr. Farlow. XD
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Lmfao!
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i laughed so F**King hard xD
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Hey, its Peter Again, he's our QUIZ hero :D
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YOU GO PETE!
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is this the guy who wrote jimmy mcpherson and the not again essay
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haha ode to faggotry. that kid is awesome.
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Anyone notice the "teacher's" horrible handwriting?
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pretty funny but fake ^^ you can see the grey zone (copy paste) around the red markings, and it comes from two other pictures, (the one with expand) and the one where he wrote suck my dick fag :P
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I must meet Pete.
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ha
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Nobody dies at Disney Land! The move you off property before they pronounce you dead. Than way they can say no one has every died at disney land.
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Peter Nguyen is the king of funny essays!
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Tell me why there's a "Get your child into the gifted program" ad right under this?
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I love to write, and enjoy the texts of today, yet this is easily the greatest essay I have read by far.
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UNFINISHED SENTENCE: Peter, please see me, so i can learn more about Walt Whitman.
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Halarious!! I have a H.E. Teacher named Mr. Farlow......... I wonder. xD Except the fact with the whole "goth" thing So totally not cool xDDDDD
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"Ode to Faggotry"
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Literary genius. He'd make a great writer for Fox News because he tells it liek it is.
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Peter Nguyen: EPIC WIN, ALL OF HIS ESSAYS
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thanks a lot walt whitman
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O-Blah
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Win.
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why is it always some kid named peter?
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This is fake. If you look closely at the teachers printing, you can see the original background of "white" was erased during the branch of paint.
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It's not the same teacher, idiots This teacher's name is Mr. Farlow Also, look at your keyboards, All the letters of Nguyen are very close together (except the "e"). Chances are someone just whacked the keyboard for an alias.
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Terrible fake, look how the "Peter, please see me" is really in a light blue background.
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Peter is my FAVORITE!
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! best honors english biography i ever read................... honors english????????????????????? lol lol lol lol lol lol lol Peter should get a a for the rest of his life!
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This looks like something from Encyclopedia Dramatica.
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"the only good chinaman is a dead chinaman" nice
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Note that it says: 'Honours English'
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Walt Whitman = CWU... Gondola ride = 4loko... Never 4get.
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"Peter, Please see me." If that was going to work, I think it would have already.
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"Thans to his dumb ass, now none of us can ride it anymore" LMFAO!!!!!
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The best part is that this Peter kid has two of these essays on the first two pages of this website.
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LOL
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WIN!
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Forever Alone
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Jajajajajaja, but in reality he was just a whiny ass pussy!!!!!!!!!
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Epic win.
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I like this kid, we should hang out together and exchange sarcastic barbs :)
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The please see me part is pasted on there, that ruined it for me :\
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AWESOME
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"He went to Tiananmen Square to give them all candy. Except instead of candy he killed them." Win.
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This is hilarious. I love being reminded that there are funny people EVERYWHERE :) Helps you blot out the bellends.
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this has to be fake b/c "friends only" refers to Facebook and there were probably 3 ppl on Facebook (if it existed) in the year "2000" in which this was supposedly written.
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You can tell how fake this is my seeing the name, Mr. Farlow (Far low).
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Awesome. Best exam paper answer EVER
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this looks exactly like something youd see on cracked.com, amirite?
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I LOVE YOU.
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LOL! Asian ftw; pwahah: Honors English!
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Poets and rapists...what's the difference?
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Fake, although i like it
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He said "Choose a real poet..."
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I don't think LiveJournal existed in 2000
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... how is this kid in honors english??
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Whitman. Disney. Same thing.
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the only good chinaman is a dead chinaman......... hahaaa
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Is it just me, or is this a buttload of c**p?
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My favorite part is the fact that the class is HONORS English.
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i think it's fake, but still, im loling!
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I find it hard to believe that Livejournals were common all the way back in 2000. Fake?
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HAHAHA check the date. Last paper before summer i assume
The most amazing biography I have ever seen.