Other's Responses
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The most amazing biography I have ever seen.
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HONORS ENGLISH LOL
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"...except instead of candy he killed them" easily the funniest thing i've ever read lol
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Walt Whitman writes whiny goth poetry on LiveJournal. bahaha!!
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i loved the reference to the gondola ride at disney land
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Peter Nguyen for the win.
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The Peter Nguyen essays are fairly well known across the net. You don't really need to edit out the name.
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i'm pretty sure that it's the same person that wrote "jimmy mcperson". his name was peter and the teacher had the same handwriting. i think it was a later paper though because the teachers comments were funnier :)
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chock full of WIN.
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i love gothcakes
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Peter Nguyen is like my hero right now..! His essays are soo funny... !!
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This is beyond genius. This kid's a Deity.
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That's the best thing I've ever read.... ever.
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hes actually a decent writer......anyway this is hilarious
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Nguyen
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"Thanks a lot Walt Whitman." lol
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Peter is fucking amazing.
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LOL cracking up laughing here. I haven't seen anything quite so funny in years. What a scream!!
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We want to be your friend for life <3 email me peter nguyen.
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This has more pwn in it than a roundhouse from Chuck Norris.
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Can't wait to see the movie!
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see me see me see me retarded vogons.
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"Thanks a lot Walt Whitman" ...thank you so much.
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No, Peter! Don't go see him! He's a notorious child molester!
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its peter!!!!!!!!!!!
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TO PETER, and to a lesser extent, Walt Withram
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" Ode to Faggotry " ..... ROTFL!!!
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Wow, Walt Whitman's life was f***ing crazy.
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rofl, i can't stop laughing! LOL1
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lmfao his ox, emily dickinson
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this is awesome!
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How did this person get into Honors English?
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Peters lord of the flies essay was so epic
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oh my goddd Peter again?!!! lmfaoarotf
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Spielberg should make a movie about this Walt Whitman character. I mean, he could be the next Luke Skywalker. Why is it always the Peters that have balls?
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Fake the script looks like it was suppose to be carefully put but looks like shit and theres no comments on his writing so its fake But its still funny
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he gave them all candy. but instead of candy he killed them
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I love how this kid is in Honors English
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Walt Whitman is a legend
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fuck numbnuts, they say "see me" because they want to discuss how fucked up the students are... if you ppl cant get that through your thick skulls, you should prolly just lay in your bed, stay there, and die... kthnxbai
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Jajajajajaja, but in reality he was just a whiny ass pussy!!!!!!!!!
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This is the greatest thing ever. XD
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Walt Whitman believed the only good china man was a dead china man haha.
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Funniest essay EVER. Walt whiteman might seem like a real cool guy but in reality hes a whiny ass pussy. And so on, its the best XD
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why are all these kids named peter? ive only ever met one kid named peter in my entire life
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If you look at the entire paper it all looks shopped, or its because the scanner sucked, but the funny coloration around "Peter, please see me" is around the entire text,e ven typed.
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this is th most accurate bio of walt whitman ever and peter deserves not to see the teacher, but to get f-in a's the rest of the year withouy comin to class
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The "please see me" was done in MSPaint or something. Noobs.
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If I were a teacher and some fuckwad turned in this happy horseshit, the last thing I'd do would be to write 'see me.' Who wants MORE of that nonsense? Give him a zero and move on.
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The comment was obviously added digitally- look at the pixelation.
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I'm on a lit class, and I think my lecturers would LOVE this.
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He is brilliant .
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LOL... didn't realize until the end that Walt Whitman was Walt Disney
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WHY IS IT ALWAYS PETER?!
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epic win
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"gothcakes"... my stomach hurts from laughing so much!
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FAKE LOOK CLOSELY AROUND THE RED PEN THERES NOTEBOOK PAPER SO ITS CUT OUT OF ANOTHER ONE -_-
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"honors english class" i love this kid
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apologize for the question but who is this guy?
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This looks absolutely fake on the grading. Look at the penmanship. Funny bio though.
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I honestly can't tell whether he's performing a "HA! Take that, Mr. Farlow!" or if he's just a dumbass.
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i laughed so F**King hard xD
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You got me!
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"Chances are someone just whacked the keyboard for an alias" Uhm, no. I know someone with that last name. It's Asian.
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i fucking love this :L
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Ode to Faggotry lmao
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Great essay but I thought Walt Whitman was also a shopping mall.
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PETER STRIKES AGAIN BITCHES
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tl;dr
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How the fuck is he in Honors English?
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My research paper on Walt Whitman is due tomorrow-this is the funniest thing EVER!! ;))
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loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!! tht was an awesome biography!!! :P
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You guys do see that this is photoshoped, right? You'll spot it easier if you turn down your brightness.. the "Peter, please see me" was shooped.
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excelisior!!!!!!
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Peter, will you be my boyfriend??
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Is it the same teacher that always writes "see me" with a red pen?
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except instead of candy he killed them EPIC WIN
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I wish I was this creative, if I was Id totally do this (on the rough draft, final would be normalish)
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" With his blue ox, Emily Dickenson, ..... " rotfl
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someone buy this kid his first beer
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Walt Whitman is a pretty cool guy eh molest children, kill chinamen, spite applesauce from hiis nasty ass mouth and doesnt afraid of anything
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I wish I could write that good... he is my new idol... XD
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Peter Nguyen: EPIC WIN, ALL OF HIS ESSAYS
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Has anyone noticed 50% of these entries are done by some one named peter?Eighter one person is doing them all or all people named peter have a good sence of humor.But eighter way epic win.
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That guy is my hero! :P
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Hey, its Peter Again, he's our QUIZ hero :D
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This is fake. If you look closely at the teachers printing, you can see the original background of "white" was erased during the branch of paint.
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pretty funny but fake ^^ you can see the grey zone (copy paste) around the red markings, and it comes from two other pictures, (the one with expand) and the one where he wrote suck my dick fag :P
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SOOOO MUCH WIN!!!!!!!! XD
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you can tell the on the last paragragh, last line it's photoshopped.
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Lmfao!
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Peter Nguyen is the king of funny essays!
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Literary genius. He'd make a great writer for Fox News because he tells it liek it is.
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I love to write, and enjoy the texts of today, yet this is easily the greatest essay I have read by far.
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is it just me or does anyone else notice that the writer is always peter? he should make a book of his stories
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O-Blah
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This is peters 3rd fake essay lol he just doesnt stop, last year it was Mr. Guttierez and now its Mr. Farlow. XD
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I must meet Pete.
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ha
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fake, look at the blue boxes around "pete please see me"
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I think that if you replaced Walt Whitman's name with Chuck Norris it would be very appropriate.
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Thanks a lot Walt Whitman...
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if i meet this person i will give him a hug.
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He died at Walt Disney World by riding the skyride!? What.The. Peas?
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fucking amazing
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"Thans to his dumb ass, now none of us can ride it anymore" LMFAO!!!!!
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LAWL why even black out the whole name if the teacher writes "Peter come see me" Lawl the recaptcha thing to the right of where you write your comment say Suck pussy!
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Anyone notice the "teacher's" horrible handwriting?
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This looks like something from Encyclopedia Dramatica.
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Nobody dies at Disney Land! The move you off property before they pronounce you dead. Than way they can say no one has every died at disney land.
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WAS. LAUGHING. WHOLE. TIME
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Tell me why there's a "Get your child into the gifted program" ad right under this?
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haha ode to faggotry. that kid is awesome.
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Win.
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why is it always some kid named peter?
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Note that it says: 'Honours English'
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UNFINISHED SENTENCE: Peter, please see me, so i can learn more about Walt Whitman.
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Peter Nguyen: EPIC WIN, ALL OF HIS ESSAYS
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Halarious!! I have a H.E. Teacher named Mr. Farlow......... I wonder. xD Except the fact with the whole "goth" thing So totally not cool xDDDDD
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is this the guy who wrote jimmy mcpherson and the not again essay
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Terrible fake, look how the "Peter, please see me" is really in a light blue background.
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Peter is my FAVORITE!
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"Ode to Faggotry"
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Walt Whitman = CWU... Gondola ride = 4loko... Never 4get.
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thanks a lot walt whitman
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"Peter, Please see me." If that was going to work, I think it would have already.
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It's not the same teacher, idiots This teacher's name is Mr. Farlow Also, look at your keyboards, All the letters of Nguyen are very close together (except the "e"). Chances are someone just whacked the keyboard for an alias.
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WIN!
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AWESOME
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this has to be fake b/c "friends only" refers to Facebook and there were probably 3 ppl on Facebook (if it existed) in the year "2000" in which this was supposedly written.
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YOU GO PETE!
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"the only good chinaman is a dead chinaman" nice
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! best honors english biography i ever read................... honors english????????????????????? lol lol lol lol lol lol lol Peter should get a a for the rest of his life!
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You can tell how fake this is my seeing the name, Mr. Farlow (Far low).
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"He went to Tiananmen Square to give them all candy. Except instead of candy he killed them." Win.
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The best part is that this Peter kid has two of these essays on the first two pages of this website.
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Forever Alone
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LOL
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I don't think LiveJournal existed in 2000
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the only good chinaman is a dead chinaman......... hahaaa
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I like this kid, we should hang out together and exchange sarcastic barbs :)
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This is hilarious. I love being reminded that there are funny people EVERYWHERE :) Helps you blot out the bellends.
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Awesome. Best exam paper answer EVER
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Jajajajajaja, but in reality he was just a whiny ass pussy!!!!!!!!!
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LOL! Asian ftw; pwahah: Honors English!
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Epic win.
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I LOVE YOU.
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The please see me part is pasted on there, that ruined it for me :\
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Poets and rapists...what's the difference?
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... how is this kid in honors english??
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this looks exactly like something youd see on cracked.com, amirite?
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Fake, although i like it
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He said "Choose a real poet..."
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Is it just me, or is this a buttload of c**p?
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i think it's fake, but still, im loling!
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Whitman. Disney. Same thing.
The most amazing biography I have ever seen.