Other's Responses
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The most amazing biography I have ever seen.
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HONORS ENGLISH LOL
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"...except instead of candy he killed them" easily the funniest thing i've ever read lol
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Walt Whitman writes whiny goth poetry on LiveJournal. bahaha!!
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i loved the reference to the gondola ride at disney land
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Peter Nguyen for the win.
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chock full of WIN.
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The Peter Nguyen essays are fairly well known across the net. You don't really need to edit out the name.
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i'm pretty sure that it's the same person that wrote "jimmy mcperson". his name was peter and the teacher had the same handwriting. i think it was a later paper though because the teachers comments were funnier :)
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Peter is fucking amazing.
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That's the best thing I've ever read.... ever.
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i love gothcakes
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Peter Nguyen is like my hero right now..! His essays are soo funny... !!
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see me see me see me retarded vogons.
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this is th most accurate bio of walt whitman ever and peter deserves not to see the teacher, but to get f-in a's the rest of the year withouy comin to class
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haha ode to faggotry. that kid is awesome.
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Great essay but I thought Walt Whitman was also a shopping mall.
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This has more pwn in it than a roundhouse from Chuck Norris.
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Peter, will you be my boyfriend??
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Walt Whitman is a legend
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You guys do see that this is photoshoped, right? You'll spot it easier if you turn down your brightness.. the "Peter, please see me" was shooped.
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The "please see me" was done in MSPaint or something. Noobs.
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AWESOME
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PETER STRIKES AGAIN BITCHES
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thanks a lot walt whitman
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Nguyen
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I'm on a lit class, and I think my lecturers would LOVE this.
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Walt Whitman believed the only good china man was a dead china man haha.
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"the only good chinaman is a dead chinaman" nice
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excelisior!!!!!!
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Halarious!! I have a H.E. Teacher named Mr. Farlow......... I wonder. xD Except the fact with the whole "goth" thing So totally not cool xDDDDD
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He is brilliant .
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Jajajajajaja, but in reality he was just a whiny ass pussy!!!!!!!!!
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The please see me part is pasted on there, that ruined it for me :\
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lmfao his ox, emily dickinson
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LOL... didn't realize until the end that Walt Whitman was Walt Disney
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Funniest essay EVER. Walt whiteman might seem like a real cool guy but in reality hes a whiny ass pussy. And so on, its the best XD
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LOL cracking up laughing here. I haven't seen anything quite so funny in years. What a scream!!
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FAKE LOOK CLOSELY AROUND THE RED PEN THERES NOTEBOOK PAPER SO ITS CUT OUT OF ANOTHER ONE -_-
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i think it's fake, but still, im loling!
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Wow, Walt Whitman's life was f***ing crazy.
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i fucking love this :L
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Peter Nguyen is the king of funny essays!
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I honestly can't tell whether he's performing a "HA! Take that, Mr. Farlow!" or if he's just a dumbass.
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This looks absolutely fake on the grading. Look at the penmanship. Funny bio though.
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They marked his name out at the top but not hen he said it at the bottom.
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"Thanks a lot Walt Whitman." lol
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Epic win.
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Hey, its Peter Again, he's our QUIZ hero :D
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Is it the same teacher that always writes "see me" with a red pen?
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fucking amazing
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this has to be fake b/c "friends only" refers to Facebook and there were probably 3 ppl on Facebook (if it existed) in the year "2000" in which this was supposedly written.
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hes actually a decent writer......anyway this is hilarious
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I don't think LiveJournal existed in 2000
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rofl, i can't stop laughing! LOL1
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Anyone notice the "teacher's" horrible handwriting?
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WIN!
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Peter Nguyen: EPIC WIN, ALL OF HIS ESSAYS
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this is awesome!
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Nobody dies at Disney Land! The move you off property before they pronounce you dead. Than way they can say no one has every died at disney land.
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This is the greatest thing ever. XD
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If I were a teacher and some fuckwad turned in this happy horseshit, the last thing I'd do would be to write 'see me.' Who wants MORE of that nonsense? Give him a zero and move on.
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Lmfao!
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How the fuck is he in Honors English?
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He said "Choose a real poet..."
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Thanks a lot Walt Whitman...
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this looks exactly like something youd see on cracked.com, amirite?
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WHY IS IT ALWAYS PETER?!
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I wish I could write that good... he is my new idol... XD
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i laughed so F**King hard xD
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It's not the same teacher, idiots This teacher's name is Mr. Farlow Also, look at your keyboards, All the letters of Nguyen are very close together (except the "e"). Chances are someone just whacked the keyboard for an alias.
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he gave them all candy. but instead of candy he killed them
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epic win
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" With his blue ox, Emily Dickenson, ..... " rotfl
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No, Peter! Don't go see him! He's a notorious child molester!
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LOL! Asian ftw; pwahah: Honors English!
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If you look at the entire paper it all looks shopped, or its because the scanner sucked, but the funny coloration around "Peter, please see me" is around the entire text,e ven typed.
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This is peters 3rd fake essay lol he just doesnt stop, last year it was Mr. Guttierez and now its Mr. Farlow. XD
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pretty funny but fake ^^ you can see the grey zone (copy paste) around the red markings, and it comes from two other pictures, (the one with expand) and the one where he wrote suck my dick fag :P
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its peter!!!!!!!!!!!
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You got me!
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loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!! tht was an awesome biography!!! :P
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He died at Walt Disney World by riding the skyride!? What.The. Peas?
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"gothcakes"... my stomach hurts from laughing so much!
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"Thanks a lot Walt Whitman" ...thank you so much.
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TO PETER, and to a lesser extent, Walt Withram
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fake, look at the blue boxes around "pete please see me"
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tl;dr
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I love how this kid is in Honors English
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How did this person get into Honors English?
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except instead of candy he killed them EPIC WIN
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oh my goddd Peter again?!!! lmfaoarotf
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is this the guy who wrote jimmy mcpherson and the not again essay
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I wish I was this creative, if I was Id totally do this (on the rough draft, final would be normalish)
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is it just me or does anyone else notice that the writer is always peter? he should make a book of his stories
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This is fake. If you look closely at the teachers printing, you can see the original background of "white" was erased during the branch of paint.
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I find it hard to believe that Livejournals were common all the way back in 2000. Fake?
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The comment was obviously added digitally- look at the pixelation.
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Ode to Faggotry lmao
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"Chances are someone just whacked the keyboard for an alias" Uhm, no. I know someone with that last name. It's Asian.
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Can't wait to see the movie!
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I must meet Pete.
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This is hilarious. I love being reminded that there are funny people EVERYWHERE :) Helps you blot out the bellends.
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Awesome. Best exam paper answer EVER
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Fake the script looks like it was suppose to be carefully put but looks like shit and theres no comments on his writing so its fake But its still funny
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Peter is my FAVORITE!
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This is beyond genius. This kid's a Deity.
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"Ode to Faggotry"
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Is it just me, or is this a buttload of c**p?
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WAS. LAUGHING. WHOLE. TIME
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LOL
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" Ode to Faggotry " ..... ROTFL!!!
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Literary genius. He'd make a great writer for Fox News because he tells it liek it is.
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"honors english class" i love this kid
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Peter Nguyen: EPIC WIN, ALL OF HIS ESSAYS
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Fake, although i like it
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fuck numbnuts, they say "see me" because they want to discuss how fucked up the students are... if you ppl cant get that through your thick skulls, you should prolly just lay in your bed, stay there, and die... kthnxbai
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YOU GO PETE!
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O-Blah
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Walt Whitman = CWU... Gondola ride = 4loko... Never 4get.
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I think that if you replaced Walt Whitman's name with Chuck Norris it would be very appropriate.
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Terrible fake, look how the "Peter, please see me" is really in a light blue background.
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you can tell the on the last paragragh, last line it's photoshopped.
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ha
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Win.
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"Peter, Please see me." If that was going to work, I think it would have already.
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LAWL why even black out the whole name if the teacher writes "Peter come see me" Lawl the recaptcha thing to the right of where you write your comment say Suck pussy!
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The best part is that this Peter kid has two of these essays on the first two pages of this website.
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Jajajajajaja, but in reality he was just a whiny ass pussy!!!!!!!!!
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Spielberg should make a movie about this Walt Whitman character. I mean, he could be the next Luke Skywalker. Why is it always the Peters that have balls?
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... how is this kid in honors english??
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Has anyone noticed 50% of these entries are done by some one named peter?Eighter one person is doing them all or all people named peter have a good sence of humor.But eighter way epic win.
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someone buy this kid his first beer
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Walt Whitman is a pretty cool guy eh molest children, kill chinamen, spite applesauce from hiis nasty ass mouth and doesnt afraid of anything
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This looks like something from Encyclopedia Dramatica.
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My research paper on Walt Whitman is due tomorrow-this is the funniest thing EVER!! ;))
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Tell me why there's a "Get your child into the gifted program" ad right under this?
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! best honors english biography i ever read................... honors english????????????????????? lol lol lol lol lol lol lol Peter should get a a for the rest of his life!
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My favorite part is the fact that the class is HONORS English.
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apologize for the question but who is this guy?
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"He went to Tiananmen Square to give them all candy. Except instead of candy he killed them." Win.
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SOOOO MUCH WIN!!!!!!!! XD
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Poets and rapists...what's the difference?
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if i meet this person i will give him a hug.
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We want to be your friend for life
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I like this kid, we should hang out together and exchange sarcastic barbs :)
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why is it always some kid named peter?
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I LOVE YOU.
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UNFINISHED SENTENCE: Peter, please see me, so i can learn more about Walt Whitman.
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why are all these kids named peter? ive only ever met one kid named peter in my entire life
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HAHAHA check the date. Last paper before summer i assume
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I love to write, and enjoy the texts of today, yet this is easily the greatest essay I have read by far.
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Peters lord of the flies essay was so epic
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He went to Tianamen Square and gave them all candy. Except instead of candy he killed them. LOL!
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Whitman. Disney. Same thing.
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"Thans to his dumb ass, now none of us can ride it anymore" LMFAO!!!!!
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You can tell how fake this is my seeing the name, Mr. Farlow (Far low).
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the only good chinaman is a dead chinaman......... hahaaa
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Note that it says: 'Honours English'
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That guy is my hero! :P
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Forever Alone
The most amazing biography I have ever seen.