Other's Responses
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The most amazing biography I have ever seen.
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HONORS ENGLISH LOL
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"...except instead of candy he killed them" easily the funniest thing i've ever read lol
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Walt Whitman writes whiny goth poetry on LiveJournal. bahaha!!
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i loved the reference to the gondola ride at disney land
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Peter Nguyen for the win.
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Peter Nguyen is like my hero right now..! His essays are soo funny... !!
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i'm pretty sure that it's the same person that wrote "jimmy mcperson". his name was peter and the teacher had the same handwriting. i think it was a later paper though because the teachers comments were funnier :)
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The Peter Nguyen essays are fairly well known across the net. You don't really need to edit out the name.
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That's the best thing I've ever read.... ever.
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chock full of WIN.
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i love gothcakes
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Nguyen
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This is beyond genius. This kid's a Deity.
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Peter is fucking amazing.
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If you look at the entire paper it all looks shopped, or its because the scanner sucked, but the funny coloration around "Peter, please see me" is around the entire text,e ven typed.
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We want to be your friend for life <3 email me peter nguyen.
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No, Peter! Don't go see him! He's a notorious child molester!
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Wow, Walt Whitman's life was f***ing crazy.
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TO PETER, and to a lesser extent, Walt Withram
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fuck numbnuts, they say "see me" because they want to discuss how fucked up the students are... if you ppl cant get that through your thick skulls, you should prolly just lay in your bed, stay there, and die... kthnxbai
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its peter!!!!!!!!!!!
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LOL cracking up laughing here. I haven't seen anything quite so funny in years. What a scream!!
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" Ode to Faggotry " ..... ROTFL!!!
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Can't wait to see the movie!
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lmfao his ox, emily dickinson
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I'm on a lit class, and I think my lecturers would LOVE this.
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see me see me see me retarded vogons.
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this is awesome!
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PETER STRIKES AGAIN BITCHES
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Jajajajajaja, but in reality he was just a whiny ass pussy!!!!!!!!!
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hes actually a decent writer......anyway this is hilarious
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Walt Whitman believed the only good china man was a dead china man haha.
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You guys do see that this is photoshoped, right? You'll spot it easier if you turn down your brightness.. the "Peter, please see me" was shooped.
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Fake the script looks like it was suppose to be carefully put but looks like shit and theres no comments on his writing so its fake But its still funny
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This has more pwn in it than a roundhouse from Chuck Norris.
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tl;dr
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I love how this kid is in Honors English
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Walt Whitman is a legend
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LAWL why even black out the whole name if the teacher writes "Peter come see me" Lawl the recaptcha thing to the right of where you write your comment say Suck pussy!
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Great essay but I thought Walt Whitman was also a shopping mall.
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"Thanks a lot Walt Whitman" ...thank you so much.
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oh my goddd Peter again?!!! lmfaoarotf
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"Thanks a lot Walt Whitman." lol
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LOL... didn't realize until the end that Walt Whitman was Walt Disney
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he gave them all candy. but instead of candy he killed them
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this has to be fake b/c "friends only" refers to Facebook and there were probably 3 ppl on Facebook (if it existed) in the year "2000" in which this was supposedly written.
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pretty funny but fake ^^ you can see the grey zone (copy paste) around the red markings, and it comes from two other pictures, (the one with expand) and the one where he wrote suck my dick fag :P
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why are all these kids named peter? ive only ever met one kid named peter in my entire life
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"Chances are someone just whacked the keyboard for an alias" Uhm, no. I know someone with that last name. It's Asian.
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excelisior!!!!!!
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This is the greatest thing ever. XD
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The comment was obviously added digitally- look at the pixelation.
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WHY IS IT ALWAYS PETER?!
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My research paper on Walt Whitman is due tomorrow-this is the funniest thing EVER!! ;))
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epic win
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It's not the same teacher, idiots This teacher's name is Mr. Farlow Also, look at your keyboards, All the letters of Nguyen are very close together (except the "e"). Chances are someone just whacked the keyboard for an alias.
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The "please see me" was done in MSPaint or something. Noobs.
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Peter Nguyen: EPIC WIN, ALL OF HIS ESSAYS
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except instead of candy he killed them EPIC WIN
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rofl, i can't stop laughing! LOL1
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Is it the same teacher that always writes "see me" with a red pen?
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This is fake. If you look closely at the teachers printing, you can see the original background of "white" was erased during the branch of paint.
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Peters lord of the flies essay was so epic
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apologize for the question but who is this guy?
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this is th most accurate bio of walt whitman ever and peter deserves not to see the teacher, but to get f-in a's the rest of the year withouy comin to class
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Spielberg should make a movie about this Walt Whitman character. I mean, he could be the next Luke Skywalker. Why is it always the Peters that have balls?
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Halarious!! I have a H.E. Teacher named Mr. Farlow......... I wonder. xD Except the fact with the whole "goth" thing So totally not cool xDDDDD
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Thanks a lot Walt Whitman...
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You got me!
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Funniest essay EVER. Walt whiteman might seem like a real cool guy but in reality hes a whiny ass pussy. And so on, its the best XD
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Peter, will you be my boyfriend??
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How the fuck is he in Honors English?
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I must meet Pete.
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is this the guy who wrote jimmy mcpherson and the not again essay
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"gothcakes"... my stomach hurts from laughing so much!
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i laughed so F**King hard xD
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Hey, its Peter Again, he's our QUIZ hero :D
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"honors english class" i love this kid
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ha
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I honestly can't tell whether he's performing a "HA! Take that, Mr. Farlow!" or if he's just a dumbass.
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I wish I was this creative, if I was Id totally do this (on the rough draft, final would be normalish)
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I wish I could write that good... he is my new idol... XD
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AWESOME
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you can tell the on the last paragragh, last line it's photoshopped.
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If I were a teacher and some fuckwad turned in this happy horseshit, the last thing I'd do would be to write 'see me.' Who wants MORE of that nonsense? Give him a zero and move on.
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! best honors english biography i ever read................... honors english????????????????????? lol lol lol lol lol lol lol Peter should get a a for the rest of his life!
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FAKE LOOK CLOSELY AROUND THE RED PEN THERES NOTEBOOK PAPER SO ITS CUT OUT OF ANOTHER ONE -_-
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SOOOO MUCH WIN!!!!!!!! XD
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UNFINISHED SENTENCE: Peter, please see me, so i can learn more about Walt Whitman.
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This looks like something from Encyclopedia Dramatica.
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That guy is my hero! :P
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Walt Whitman is a pretty cool guy eh molest children, kill chinamen, spite applesauce from hiis nasty ass mouth and doesnt afraid of anything
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How did this person get into Honors English?
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i fucking love this :L
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The best part is that this Peter kid has two of these essays on the first two pages of this website.
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Peter is my FAVORITE!
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haha ode to faggotry. that kid is awesome.
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"Ode to Faggotry"
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Win.
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I love to write, and enjoy the texts of today, yet this is easily the greatest essay I have read by far.
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Literary genius. He'd make a great writer for Fox News because he tells it liek it is.
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"Thans to his dumb ass, now none of us can ride it anymore" LMFAO!!!!!
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He is brilliant .
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Peter Nguyen is the king of funny essays!
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if i meet this person i will give him a hug.
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He died at Walt Disney World by riding the skyride!? What.The. Peas?
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WIN!
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someone buy this kid his first beer
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Lmfao!
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loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!! tht was an awesome biography!!! :P
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YOU GO PETE!
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why is it always some kid named peter?
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"the only good chinaman is a dead chinaman" nice
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WAS. LAUGHING. WHOLE. TIME
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Terrible fake, look how the "Peter, please see me" is really in a light blue background.
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Peter Nguyen: EPIC WIN, ALL OF HIS ESSAYS
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"Peter, Please see me." If that was going to work, I think it would have already.
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" With his blue ox, Emily Dickenson, ..... " rotfl
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Has anyone noticed 50% of these entries are done by some one named peter?Eighter one person is doing them all or all people named peter have a good sence of humor.But eighter way epic win.
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fake, look at the blue boxes around "pete please see me"
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Anyone notice the "teacher's" horrible handwriting?
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is it just me or does anyone else notice that the writer is always peter? he should make a book of his stories
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Ode to Faggotry lmao
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I think that if you replaced Walt Whitman's name with Chuck Norris it would be very appropriate.
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I don't think LiveJournal existed in 2000
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This looks absolutely fake on the grading. Look at the penmanship. Funny bio though.
The most amazing biography I have ever seen.