Other's Responses
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The most amazing biography I have ever seen.
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HONORS ENGLISH LOL
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"...except instead of candy he killed them" easily the funniest thing i've ever read lol
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Walt Whitman writes whiny goth poetry on LiveJournal. bahaha!!
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i loved the reference to the gondola ride at disney land
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Peter Nguyen for the win.
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chock full of WIN.
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i'm pretty sure that it's the same person that wrote "jimmy mcperson". his name was peter and the teacher had the same handwriting. i think it was a later paper though because the teachers comments were funnier :)
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The Peter Nguyen essays are fairly well known across the net. You don't really need to edit out the name.
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i love gothcakes
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Peter Nguyen is like my hero right now..! His essays are soo funny... !!
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"Thanks a lot Walt Whitman." lol
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hes actually a decent writer......anyway this is hilarious
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Peter is fucking amazing.
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Can't wait to see the movie!
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This is beyond genius. This kid's a Deity.
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"Thanks a lot Walt Whitman" ...thank you so much.
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This is the greatest thing ever. XD
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This has more pwn in it than a roundhouse from Chuck Norris.
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That's the best thing I've ever read.... ever.
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LOL cracking up laughing here. I haven't seen anything quite so funny in years. What a scream!!
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this is awesome!
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How did this person get into Honors English?
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The "please see me" was done in MSPaint or something. Noobs.
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Funniest essay EVER. Walt whiteman might seem like a real cool guy but in reality hes a whiny ass pussy. And so on, its the best XD
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I love how this kid is in Honors English
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this is th most accurate bio of walt whitman ever and peter deserves not to see the teacher, but to get f-in a's the rest of the year withouy comin to class
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TO PETER, and to a lesser extent, Walt Withram
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see me see me see me retarded vogons.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Nguyen
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Wow, Walt Whitman's life was f***ing crazy.
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LOL... didn't realize until the end that Walt Whitman was Walt Disney
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rofl, i can't stop laughing! LOL1
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lmfao his ox, emily dickinson
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" Ode to Faggotry " ..... ROTFL!!!
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its peter!!!!!!!!!!!
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He is brilliant .
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No, Peter! Don't go see him! He's a notorious child molester!
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oh my goddd Peter again?!!! lmfaoarotf
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Walt Whitman is a legend
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he gave them all candy. but instead of candy he killed them
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Walt Whitman believed the only good china man was a dead china man haha.
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Spielberg should make a movie about this Walt Whitman character. I mean, he could be the next Luke Skywalker. Why is it always the Peters that have balls?
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The comment was obviously added digitally- look at the pixelation.
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We want to be your friend for life <3 email me peter nguyen.
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Fake the script looks like it was suppose to be carefully put but looks like shit and theres no comments on his writing so its fake But its still funny
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Peters lord of the flies essay was so epic
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Ode to Faggotry lmao
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FAKE LOOK CLOSELY AROUND THE RED PEN THERES NOTEBOOK PAPER SO ITS CUT OUT OF ANOTHER ONE -_-
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PETER STRIKES AGAIN BITCHES
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epic win
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If you look at the entire paper it all looks shopped, or its because the scanner sucked, but the funny coloration around "Peter, please see me" is around the entire text,e ven typed.
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except instead of candy he killed them EPIC WIN
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someone buy this kid his first beer
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apologize for the question but who is this guy?
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"Chances are someone just whacked the keyboard for an alias" Uhm, no. I know someone with that last name. It's Asian.
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I honestly can't tell whether he's performing a "HA! Take that, Mr. Farlow!" or if he's just a dumbass.
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My research paper on Walt Whitman is due tomorrow-this is the funniest thing EVER!! ;))
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WHY IS IT ALWAYS PETER?!
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Thanks a lot Walt Whitman...
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I'm on a lit class, and I think my lecturers would LOVE this.
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How the fuck is he in Honors English?
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He died at Walt Disney World by riding the skyride!? What.The. Peas?
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" With his blue ox, Emily Dickenson, ..... " rotfl
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why are all these kids named peter? ive only ever met one kid named peter in my entire life
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This looks absolutely fake on the grading. Look at the penmanship. Funny bio though.
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i fucking love this :L
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you can tell the on the last paragragh, last line it's photoshopped.
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I wish I could write that good... he is my new idol... XD
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You got me!
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If I were a teacher and some fuckwad turned in this happy horseshit, the last thing I'd do would be to write 'see me.' Who wants MORE of that nonsense? Give him a zero and move on.
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"gothcakes"... my stomach hurts from laughing so much!
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Peter Nguyen: EPIC WIN, ALL OF HIS ESSAYS
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"honors english class" i love this kid
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Jajajajajaja, but in reality he was just a whiny ass pussy!!!!!!!!!
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I wish I was this creative, if I was Id totally do this (on the rough draft, final would be normalish)
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Walt Whitman is a pretty cool guy eh molest children, kill chinamen, spite applesauce from hiis nasty ass mouth and doesnt afraid of anything
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fake, look at the blue boxes around "pete please see me"
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LAWL why even black out the whole name if the teacher writes "Peter come see me" Lawl the recaptcha thing to the right of where you write your comment say Suck pussy!
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Great essay but I thought Walt Whitman was also a shopping mall.
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You guys do see that this is photoshoped, right? You'll spot it easier if you turn down your brightness.. the "Peter, please see me" was shooped.
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I think that if you replaced Walt Whitman's name with Chuck Norris it would be very appropriate.
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fucking amazing
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Has anyone noticed 50% of these entries are done by some one named peter?Eighter one person is doing them all or all people named peter have a good sence of humor.But eighter way epic win.
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is this the guy who wrote jimmy mcpherson and the not again essay
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WAS. LAUGHING. WHOLE. TIME
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Peter, will you be my boyfriend??
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fuck numbnuts, they say "see me" because they want to discuss how fucked up the students are... if you ppl cant get that through your thick skulls, you should prolly just lay in your bed, stay there, and die... kthnxbai
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YOU GO PETE!
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pretty funny but fake ^^ you can see the grey zone (copy paste) around the red markings, and it comes from two other pictures, (the one with expand) and the one where he wrote suck my dick fag :P
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Is it the same teacher that always writes "see me" with a red pen?
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excelisior!!!!!!
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Hey, its Peter Again, he's our QUIZ hero :D
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ha
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I love to write, and enjoy the texts of today, yet this is easily the greatest essay I have read by far.
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loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!! tht was an awesome biography!!! :P
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SOOOO MUCH WIN!!!!!!!! XD
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tl;dr
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haha ode to faggotry. that kid is awesome.
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Nobody dies at Disney Land! The move you off property before they pronounce you dead. Than way they can say no one has every died at disney land.
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i laughed so F**King hard xD
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UNFINISHED SENTENCE: Peter, please see me, so i can learn more about Walt Whitman.
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is it just me or does anyone else notice that the writer is always peter? he should make a book of his stories
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Anyone notice the "teacher's" horrible handwriting?
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Terrible fake, look how the "Peter, please see me" is really in a light blue background.
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That guy is my hero! :P
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Epic win.
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Lmfao!
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if i meet this person i will give him a hug.
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! best honors english biography i ever read................... honors english????????????????????? lol lol lol lol lol lol lol Peter should get a a for the rest of his life!
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Note that it says: 'Honours English'
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O-Blah
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This is peters 3rd fake essay lol he just doesnt stop, last year it was Mr. Guttierez and now its Mr. Farlow. XD
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Halarious!! I have a H.E. Teacher named Mr. Farlow......... I wonder. xD Except the fact with the whole "goth" thing So totally not cool xDDDDD
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Peter is my FAVORITE!
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Tell me why there's a "Get your child into the gifted program" ad right under this?
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"Ode to Faggotry"
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I must meet Pete.
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thanks a lot walt whitman
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It's not the same teacher, idiots This teacher's name is Mr. Farlow Also, look at your keyboards, All the letters of Nguyen are very close together (except the "e"). Chances are someone just whacked the keyboard for an alias.
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why is it always some kid named peter?
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Literary genius. He'd make a great writer for Fox News because he tells it liek it is.
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This is fake. If you look closely at the teachers printing, you can see the original background of "white" was erased during the branch of paint.
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Peter Nguyen: EPIC WIN, ALL OF HIS ESSAYS
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"Peter, Please see me." If that was going to work, I think it would have already.
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This looks like something from Encyclopedia Dramatica.
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Peter Nguyen is the king of funny essays!
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"the only good chinaman is a dead chinaman" nice
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WIN!
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Win.
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LOL
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Walt Whitman = CWU... Gondola ride = 4loko... Never 4get.
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I like this kid, we should hang out together and exchange sarcastic barbs :)
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Forever Alone
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"Thans to his dumb ass, now none of us can ride it anymore" LMFAO!!!!!
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Jajajajajaja, but in reality he was just a whiny ass pussy!!!!!!!!!
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The best part is that this Peter kid has two of these essays on the first two pages of this website.
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You can tell how fake this is my seeing the name, Mr. Farlow (Far low).
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Awesome. Best exam paper answer EVER
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"He went to Tiananmen Square to give them all candy. Except instead of candy he killed them." Win.
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The please see me part is pasted on there, that ruined it for me :\
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this has to be fake b/c "friends only" refers to Facebook and there were probably 3 ppl on Facebook (if it existed) in the year "2000" in which this was supposedly written.
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This is hilarious. I love being reminded that there are funny people EVERYWHERE :) Helps you blot out the bellends.
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AWESOME
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Poets and rapists...what's the difference?
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I LOVE YOU.
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LOL! Asian ftw; pwahah: Honors English!
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... how is this kid in honors english??
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this looks exactly like something youd see on cracked.com, amirite?
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I don't think LiveJournal existed in 2000
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Whitman. Disney. Same thing.
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Fake, although i like it
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He said "Choose a real poet..."
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the only good chinaman is a dead chinaman......... hahaaa
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Is it just me, or is this a buttload of c**p?
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My favorite part is the fact that the class is HONORS English.
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I find it hard to believe that Livejournals were common all the way back in 2000. Fake?
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i think it's fake, but still, im loling!
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HAHAHA check the date. Last paper before summer i assume
The most amazing biography I have ever seen.