masturbation is ALWAYS fun. why question that?

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  masturbation is ALWAYS fun. why question that?

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  To the guy who said a real teacher would not have read this -- you are an idiot. The teacher would have read it twice and then she would have showed it to all her teacher buddies, and they all would have laughed their asses off.

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  LOL!!! Teacher put Sp. next to "pedophile"! why bother pointing out the spelling mistake??

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  I'm dying to know what Mark Twain did with that Crest Cinnamon toothpaste.

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  "entire tube of Crest cinnamon" !!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  MARK TWAIN DIDN'T EVEN WRITE LORD OF THE FLIES.... Loved the "LOST" reference, that was the BEST part!

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  MANUALLY INSERTING A TUBE OF CREST CINNAMON WHAT??? WHERE'S TE NEXT PAGE

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  Teacher comments: "Please see me after class. This paper was funny, but very inappropriate and had nothing to do with the assignment. Mr. Burto? may not find it very funny, and I have no choice but to show him your paper.

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  Funniest thing I've ever read.

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  Haaaaaaaaaa. There was absolutely no reason for the teacher to write comments all over this essay. Having known people who used to write essays like this, that's like a huge compliment for someone to actually read it and comment on it. (Incidentally, the person I knew used to always get passing grades for this nonsense.)

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  ...Peter?

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  Lord of the Flies is by William Golding....

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  LMAO. At one part the teacher put, "This is VERY funny but VERY innapropriate..." WIN.

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  Anyone tell me what the teacher has written?

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  o% come on atleast let him pass

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  best report ever!!

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  I have no words...

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  EVERYBODY hates black people

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  lmao that kid is total win

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  I did really badly on this Lord of the Flies paper in 9th grade. When I opened this page, for a moment, I was terrified that it was my paper. And anyone who thinks that these submissions are fake simply on the basis that no one would turn in something that stupid has obviously never graded papers before.

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  ROFL!!! "giant orgy partys"

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  all i can say is......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  here you go boys. http://i.imgur.com/Y8tHI.jpg

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  well I'm currently reading this novel.. This gave me some ideas =)

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  This is amazing!

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  He called himself Mark Twain because he hated Black people like Samuel L. Jackson. Samuel Clements - Samuel L. Jackson. The writer of this essay was/is a genius and probably got the grade of F because the teacher didn't know how to masterbate.

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  DOES ANYONE ELSE NOTICE HE STILL GOT A THREE OUT OF THREE?