Other's Responses
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Lol; 2nd line :"not again ..."
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Tupac was a boat. Damn, History has lied to us guys
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Wheres pinto?!?!?!
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Ha, the teacher says stop doing this, then shows intrigue
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Anyone notice that Pinto is not part of the "Three trusty crewmates"? Pinto just walks into the essay out of nowhere. I bet this sneaky bastard was the Mexicans who lobotomized Santa Maria. Dirty spic.
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Peter is officially my hero. I showed this to my teacher, and he loves Peter too. haha.
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"So What Happened To Pinto" ROTFLOL EPIC!
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LMFAO PETER, YOU ARE MY HERO.
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god damnit peter, how are you still in school after writing so many of these god damn papers XD
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Why Doesnt He Make Movies?!?! Haha
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Has anyone else noticed that there are plenty of papers on this site written in the same tone by someone named peter? i think it might all be the same guy, i want to shake his hand and give him money.
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Lmao... someone seems to be obsessed with Planet of the Apes
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...isn't that the plot to Planet of the Apes? xDDD And here I thought this kid was a genius, but he's just stealing other people's material!
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"He, and his three trusty crew mates, Maria, Santa Maria, and Tupac" Lol freaking priceless I burst out laughing but its like 3 in the morning so my Dad runs in and unplugs my computer. xD
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The teacher's hadnwriting looks fine too me. It's a lot beter than my chem.'s, which is barely legible. I wish I could meet this Peter dude. xD
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this is like the 5th paper by "peter"
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Hahaha Maria Santa Maria and Tupac.. and teacher goes WHAT?
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this kid is the most funny and creative kid ever
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you should really publish these i wanna read more of these... i kno there r more
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lmfao priceless. Santa Maria was one of Columbus's boats, too. Just for the record. >>
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We are fucked!
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Peter stop doing this >.<
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Peter for president!!!
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...To those of you who say fake because of the background behind the teacher comments, I say: Look at the typed words. The color behind them is off as well, meaning that the funny color behind the teacher comments means absolutely nothing.
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Funny Mr. Peter Gutierrez. lol
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Pinto is Tupac come back from the dead! It's true I say!
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PETER YOU ARE AWESOME THANK YOU!
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Peter Rules!
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What happened to the first Maria?!
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of course the black guy dies first.
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The worst part is that the kid's a decent writer... for fiction that is...
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"So what happened to Pinto?" This peice of shit even bemused the poor teacher.
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What makes it even worse is that they are looking for Pinto..... wich means "dick" in portuguese....
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Actually ya i think this is funny and that he actually handed this in but the teacher comments are photoshopped and i know this because i accidentally looked at it from a certain angle and there r these wierd boxes around the teachers comments.
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I love how they've just underlined 'intelligent apes'. No comment necessary. XD
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He's not obsessed with Planet of the Apes, have you seen any of his other ones? No PotA, and some DragonBallZ in one of the others. Peter is awesome. It doesn't matter if they're faked, they're still awesome.
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So we owe Colombus not only the discovery of America, but RAP also!! "Maria, Santa Maria and Tupac" were onboard rapping through the whole journey....lol
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Peter,not again..
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it's not "Pinto", it's "Pinta"
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"This paper, as well as several others submitted by the student "Peter" appear to be faked. The background color of the teachers comments is off." - JPEG Artifacts
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Wait - we had Maria, Santa Maria, and Tupac. Tupac dies. Then suddenly there's Pinto and Santa Maria and then Maria is back, but Pinto is gone.
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this story is so cool, it should be made into a movie.
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hahaha this these essays seriously make my day
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peter again
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This is a day after my 6th birthday. o:
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hilarious!!! What happens to pinto and the teacher acually likes it too co she wants to no
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haha its planet of the apes
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Not again...
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WHY IS THERE A RADIO IN THE ESSAY?
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If you zoom in on the comments, you can see they were edited in,
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hahaha, the teachers mexican (mr. gutierrez) and "peter" rips on the mexicans. too funny, this kid wins
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What's really messed up is that the last ship was La Pinta, not Pinto.
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"so what happened to pinto?" looooool... Did anyone else see it says "not again" haha this kid is a joker :)
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where f*ck did Pinto come from?
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peter..
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Sources: Wikipedia
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And this is a kid with a future at the movie industry.
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"Mr. Gutierez"? tagalog na pangalan yun ah! ------------- "Mr. Gutierez"? that's a tagalog name!
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What the fuck did I just read?
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Only question the teacher had, The ONLY question : What happened to the Pinto?
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Even worst in Brazil, "Pinto" is a slang for "penis"... that made the whole text even funnier
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I would really like to meet this Peter
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Peter: at it again. First Walt Whitman... haha
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Do you guys not realize the teacher wants to hear more!!!!
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Ok, this guy keeps changing teacher names, but all the teachers have the same handwriting...HIS! That's why they are all typed. These are so faked!!
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"What happened to Pinto" LOLZ!
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Wow i need to meet that "peter" guy xD
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someone watched planet of the apes too much last night
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Im genuinly intrigued about Pinto
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There was no Pinto described in the three trustworthy crewmate!!!
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LMAO!! "Wheres Pinto?" That got me in tears at 2 am
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Ah man. I wish my teacher was like Mr Gutierrez. Peter is awesome. What ever happened to Walt Whitman?
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This was a movie it was the old planet of the apes
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"what happened to pinto?" mr. gutierrez is awesome
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E eu??????
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The teachers name was Mr. Gutierrez. Clearly he was thinking to himself "How do I reach these kids"
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Peter, please stop doing this...
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So what happened to Pinto? LOL
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lol peter nguyen!!!
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PETER I LOVE YOU DUDE i am a huge tupac fan its hilarious youve used him in two essays already DAMN youve inspired me imma do this on a final for my hella cool lit.block teacher
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lol i wonder if the teacher laughed. or if peter laughed. but the teacher eventually got into it: "what happened to pinto?" rofl
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God bless you Peter, whoever you are. xD
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TUPAC LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!
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This is my favorite one on this website. Haha.
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Where did Pinto come from? And where did he go lol? Haha I love the teacher's comments.
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Did You Know: pinto means door in Filipino!
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This person is probably the one who is writing out family guy scripts as we speak.
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Peter the comedian strikes again!
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WHEN THE FIERCE STORM CRASH LANDED THIER SHIP ON A STRANGE ISLAND HE SHOULD SAID THERE HE MET With Gilligan The Skipper too,The millionaire and his wife,The movie star The professor and Mary Ann, HERE ON GILLIGAN ISLES
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I almost thought it said "three crusty crewmates"
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i want to meet peter!!!
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They should make a movie out of this. XD
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Peter, please keep on doing this XD
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Very creative
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is that just me or the pen stuff are poorly p-shopped in?! look around the 'peter please stop doing this"
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what about the aliens?????
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God,Tupac's seen it all,really,hasn't he?
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is this the same guy that wrote the walt whittman biography?
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THE MEXICAN'S LOBOTOMIZED SANTA MARIA!!
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Peter strikes again!!! Mwahaha. lol
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but what happend to the tacos
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"So what happened to Pinto?"LOLWHUUUT?the teacher was interested after all.XD
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Santa Marina :')
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Tupac. What?!? Titty sprinkles.
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I love how the teacher is so obviously intruiged by the end: "So what happened to Pinto?" xD
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ohh not again wait tupac?! *checks date* 1999?! oy vey.....oh peter
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peter, please stop doing this....roflmfao
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LOL okay. umm it's obvious this was edited on paint.
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This guy is up there with T.S. Eliot and Shakespeare... you watch, we'll be analysing his texts half a century later...
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All the teacher cares about it the Pinto LMAO
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sounds like Peter Griffin if you ask me :)
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...on the beach was the statue of liberty. voila!
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the statue of liberty is a present from france.
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god fucking "Tupac" makes everything funnny
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So THAT'S how they came up with Planet of the Apes!
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Haha! Just like Planet of the apes. But better!
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This teacher is an ass who thinks apes cannot be intelligent.
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I lold very very hard. -Peter, please stop doing this. -Not again... -What? -Intelligent apes -Mexicans!!! -And, obviously, Pinto
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the first time was about a black guy who killed hitler: http://funnyexam.com/answers/1648-lol-the-teacher-comment-o
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It was La Pinta, not Pinto. "La Niña, la Pinta, y la Santa Maria." See--no Pinto!!
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obviously tupac was reincarnated into a boat.lol :D
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"Peter, please stop doing this"....obviously Peter does this A LOT :)
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This Peter kid is officially my hero.
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It's Pinta,not Pinto,pinto is portuguese for penis (wheres pinto? xD)
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Lol, Peter has the best imagination ever with his random mexicans, Tupac, Pinto and the apes. You can just see the teacher surprised by the events...
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Anyone else like how the kids name is blanked out but the teatcher writes Peter, please stop doing this? XD
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WHAT ABOUT PINTO LAD?!?!?!?!
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First the expanding equation and now this! Peter, you genius.
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this is soo fake, but still hilarious peter was in US history with the same teacher, but now he's in world history.
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He kills off Tupac in every essay he writes! :D
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I Saw This Paper And The Writers Last Name Was Griffin
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hahahaha this kid peter is so funny
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I LOVE PETER
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if you turn down your brightness, you can see that this is fake.. the red writings arent hand written on this exact paper.. I cant believe you guys dont see it.. look closer
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I want to meet this guy! Loved the fact that Tupac died 10 minutes after being on shore. ROFLMFAO
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All people deserve good life and loan or secured loan can make it better. Because people's freedom depends on money.
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"So what happened to Pinto?" XD XD XD
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Yeah that's so hilarious. Cause Tupac would've slapped you shitless for saying that.
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whenever i try to read this aoud i cant talk because i keep laughing. lmfao
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What did happen to Pinto? >_>
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lol the crewmates were maria,santa maria and tupac, but when tupac died and they arrived to shore some dude named pinto showed up lol
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OMG I could not stop laughing through this whole story!!! this guy rules!! And the "Peter, please stop doing this" just killed me BAHAHAHA
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hhorse riding monkeys hahahahaha lawl
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Where's Pinto? He got deported last week.
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the ships become the crews... Tupac is a ship? haha
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There was a Peter Nguyen at my school... he definitely wasn't behind these though.
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it must be fake - there is no shadow -.-
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so what happened to pinto? - LOL
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I knew a substitute teacher (personally, not through school) HIS writing was chicken scratch that even he couldn't read. So you can't really judge things by the way the writing looks :p
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oh this peter kid has got me crying at 2.30 am
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Santa maria was caught in the nets of the horse riding monkeys, and taken away screaming
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what a great fantasy!
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The teacher forgot the part when Colombus was taken... MONKAH CITAH!
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But who was phone?!
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lol stop doing this XD
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ITS FAKED!!!!!!! while staring at the red writing move your head closer and then up and down... Theres boxes around the red writing!
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Those Mexicans. lol
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Peter again? How has he not been expelled already?
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Somehow the 'teacher's' handwriting looks like she's 16.
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oh god.. this is just so messed-up in every way xD
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Peter!
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The teacher brings up a good question, although you shouldn't really be asking questions about an essay based off of Planet of the Apes.
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The Rise of the Planet of the Apes is the current advertisement posted. Oh the irony!!!
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PETER STRIKES AGAIN
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lol! stop doing this peter? does that mean this guy has this amazing of papers other times. LOL! go peter!
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so Peter, what did you get on this paper?;]
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if you look at where it says "Peter please stop doing this" its different colored than the page. Peter didnt do this.
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Peter is at it agian.....
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"not again" lol!!! auhahuahuauhahuauh
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Tupacs not really dead though...
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damn that kids got an imagination :D
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My hats off to peter, a satirical legend who settled for a McDonalds application so we may laugh once again.
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He should at least get points for creativity.
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What hapenned to pinto? "Ohhhh, he stayed behind to have ravage anal daex with the monkeys..."
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This paper, as well as several others submitted by the student "Peter" appear to be faked. The background color of the teachers comments is off.
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Pinto was reproducing with apes making the mexicans XD (on a side note: The teacher accually got interested and asked about pinto XD)
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Faked
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LMFAO ! Peter is my fukcin` idol !!!!111!!!1!1!11
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Pinto means cock in Portuguese! I guess he knew that
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Well Played pinto !, well played !!
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funny, but the teacher comments are photoshopped
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hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha, this guy is very creative, he should write stories and lol the teacher at the end can't help but be interested
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Peter again
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Pinto returns in part two
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Actually, I like this story better.
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pinto was probably another character written on the essay he wrote before this one. since the teacher wrote "not again".
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"So what happened to Pino" yea, exactly what I was thinking
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Aww..if only all teachers could be like this
Lol; 2nd line :"not again ..."