Other's Responses
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Actually I think this may well be one of the few authentic ones on here. I've seen it before with a back story. Of course that could have been fake too. In conclusion the internet is a myth invented by freemasons.
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Sounds like Peter again.
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a power level of at least 10,000 lawlz.
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So it was bin Laden who killed Tupac! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!
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"We tried killing the Notorious Suddam Hussien but accidently killed Notorious Biggie Smalls". Best line.
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I don't care if things are fake if they are funny, and this is hilarious.
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IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lmfao omg 'they just eat the nickels' im crying cuz of tht omg soooo funny
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IN CONCLUSION GIRLS ARE ICKY ROLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D
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It's Peter Nguyen again!! That comedic genius!
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I give it a B+ for the conclusion.
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What year is it? Anyone...??
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yes what is this? I can't believe this at all. You can't swear in the exam, and I be the person failed already...nonsense.
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who doesn't fucking hate kids?
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Is this Peter?
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Peter Nguyen strikes again!
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hahahahaahahhahahaahahha that is really funny and random
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remember kids, girls are icky
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...and they killed america's best friend (not mexico). lawlz
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"... without money, people would be poor." OH MY GOD, SERIOUSLY!?
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its over TEN THOUSAAAND What? Ten Thousand?
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The US2? XDD Wow I don't even care if this is real or not it's hilarious!
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hahahahahaha what!?
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holy crap this thong was freakin halerious lol dimes a day
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Hilarioussss !! Conclusion - Girls are icky!! :) Cheered me right up :)
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LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Goku is The Indians! And yes, the conclusion is A material. Well, A in Canada, which is B+ in America and I believe A+ in some other parts of America.
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golden. i love how the last paragraph has a distinct DBZ motif.
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Tupacs dead????
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hahaha whoever wrote this is a genius and probably figured the professor would never read it...A+ for awesomeness (which, of course, was created by God as a result of being on America's money)
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In conclusion girls are icky!
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tl;dr
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What is this I don't even?
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I haven't laughed like that in years XD
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Lmao. Love the Dragonball references.
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i think i just **** myself
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ummm the twin towers were brought down by controlled demolition
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don't people get it? This is peter. he actually does this work and turns it in. He does it for several of his classes which is why there are different marks for different subjects. His teachers constantly tell threaten him in order to get him to take things seriously and yet he continues his insane madness for the sake of our amusement.
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"'How can food be so cheap over there?' It's not, they just eat the nickels." ROFL!!!
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lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a nickel a day feeds a child LOL :)
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Order? I Have no idea what that word means!
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ITS OVAR 9000
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I love the part about the kids in the movie theatre.
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"girls are icky"?he must be g@y
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This is Sparta!
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Super United States 2(blonde)
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hahahahahahahaha! hey this was written on my birthday!
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And money is important to the world, because without money, people would be poor.
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One thing, "In conclusion, girls are icky." .... o_o .... Faggot.
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"It's not, they just eat the nickels." I love this guy.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is hilarious
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I eat nickels every day, too!
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I bet its the comic lord Peter Nguyen!All hail Peter!
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The date is 2004. Peter was from 1999. So maybe he got held back because of his comedy. Or maybe someone else was like Peter. In conclusion, cheese is delicious.
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i believe the gy at the top
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Nearly shat myself laughing at the DBZ references
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Actually the scary thing is in America, some people probably actually believe all of this really happened, so it might be true.
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If this is Peter, and all the other similar essays are written by Peter, then it most likely either be fake (This Essay is dated 2004, the last essay I saw attributed to Peter was 1999, kind of a little long in the tooth to still be working on 200 level courses...) or there are numerous essayist that write similarly wild essays and somebody named Peter found them and decided to take credit for writing them. Either way its a funny essay, but really doesn't deserve all of these people who seem to be worshiping this so called Peter Nguyen guy.
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10,000?! IMPOSSIBLE!!!
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What is this? It's creative writing is what it is.
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LOL that is so funny... we wanted to kill the notrious sadaum hussain but instead we killed the notorious biggie smalls : D
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geez, i wonder what the bibliography looked like for this
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haha... biggest stoner
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Researched with Wikipedia
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Nappa: Vegeta! What does the scouter say about the Indians Power Level?
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tl;dr Girls have cooties.
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I am 12 and wat is this?
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:L they just eat nickles lmao and just to say; im not icky -.-
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If I were the teacher, I would have written "And then the US2 killed the great [name of student] for writing such a stupid essay. PWNED!"
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the world is sadly misled, but desperately correct
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omg they killed Tupac!
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TEEEENNNN THHHHOOOOOUUUUUSSSSAAAAAAAANNNNNDDDD!!!!!!!
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PETER NGUYEN! (:
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The "What is this?" looks like it was written on the computer.
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This is a random piece of Awsomeness!!!
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long live US2!!!!!!!!!!
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Fuck this shit! I'm gonna take you down Osama! Tupac thou shall be avenged!
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indian's power level is OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!
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I Cannot be botherd to read this at all x
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Bahaha. 'That's why I don't let other nations in my secret clubhouse.' XD
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10,000 is OVER 9000!
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What is this? THIS IS SPARTA
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WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WUW WUW WUW regular people don't eat nickles? i gues i'm wierd than
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Fake... I can se the "handwriting" is writen with macromedia flash.
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"What is this?" THIS IS SPARTA
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nguyen is legend
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Racist scum
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bahahahahahahahahah
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Actually the scary thing is in America, some people probably actually believe all of this really happened, so it might be true.
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10,000. Unbelievable!
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I just want to relply 'Sparta!!!' To the teacher, SO MUCH.
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haha useless piece of shit that America is
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I just read the last sentence and started cracking up lol xD
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And who cares, I hate kids. XD
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HAHAHAHAH FREEMASONS XD my step dad is a freemason. I find them RETARDED and fucking WEIRD. Fucking masons.
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love that its a college class...
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this makes me want to be a teacher
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WHAT THE FUCKK!!!!!
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Lmfao osama killed tupac
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still funny no matter how fake
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What!? 10,000!? There's no way that can be right!
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PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
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Freakin Hilarious.!!
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I'm an AMERICAN...INDIAN...
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ITS OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!
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I've written a piss take answer like this before, I can believe it's real.
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lmfao osama killed tupac
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And the "Pasion Of The Christ" was a two hour snuff film. The dude from Thunder Dome played him i think. (guess he forgot to add this)
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It's over NINE THOUSSSSAAAANNNNDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Vegeta, what does the scanner say about the Indian's power level? It's at least 10,000!
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they just eat the nickles!!! BAHAHAHA!!
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a power level of at least 10,000?! it's... it's... IT'S OVE 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Peter Nguyen? o.O He's a Vietnamese like me?
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omg cant stop laughing !!! :P
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I definitely caught some Dragonball Z influence in that essay. XD
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ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Good question Barry
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Best thing I ever read!!!
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Saddam was hung in 2006, this paper was supposedly written in 2004. Thus is definitely fake.
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I just had a pop culturegasm
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I'm at a loss for words...
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10,000?! IMPOSSIBLE!!!
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lol THE longest essay EVER to conclude, and I quote, "girls are icky" EPIC XD -Shift
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most accurate history of the USA i have ever seen!
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I know what it is. It's a piece of shit. Congratulations, stream-of-consciousness writer!
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"Without money, people would be poor." I love that!!
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fake because youtube was online 2005 and with it the hype of OVER 9000 this here was published in 2004
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Hahaa classic x
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Looks fake
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tl;dr
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This one looks sort of fake. I say this because when you look at the "What is this?" at the bottom of the page, it looks like it was added on with adobe flash or something, too perfect. Then again, you can see the really bright shades of gray pixels around it if you look at it from the right angle, as if this was saved as one whole JPG file. My conclusion: Real.
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PETER! BOOM-BAI-AY! PETER! BOOM-BAI-AY! PETER! BOOM-BAI-AY!
Actually I think this may well be one of the few authentic ones on here. I've seen it before with a back story. Of course that could have been fake too. In conclusion the internet is a myth invented by freemasons.